Do you want to be a Member of a Private Forum

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:29 pm

If so, please apply here. I am a seasoned veteran of private forums, having started and bankrupted not less than two. I have recently excommunicated myself from my most recent venture (details available via PM to all), and am looking to pour my time and money into a new start-up. I see some potential here, and am willing to host an open casting call. Please provide application in this thread, with the following particulars:

- Initial date of registration on JR smack boards
- Best nic
- Opening value on Pogue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable
- current password

Thanks; you look forward to working with me.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:30 pm

W. Cohen wrote:If so, please apply here. I am a seasoned veteran of private forums, having started and bankrupted not less than two. I have recently excommunicated myself from my most recent venture (details available via PM to all), and am looking to pour my time and money into a new start-up. I see some potential here, and am willing to host an open casting call. Please provide application in this thread, with the following particulars:

- Initial date of registration on JR smack boards
- Best nic
- Opening value on Pgue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable
- current password

Thanks; you look forward to working with me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:31 pm

If I didn't know any better....

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:32 pm

IN.

Requested Nick: Fester, the Park Place Faggot
Password: DrDetroit
Location: Isle of Elba, Honksville USA

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:37 pm

Fester, although you failed to follow the application format, you're in on reputation alone. No additional information or credentials required. url will be provided by Monday, with all other relevant information.

Dinsdale, I'm not sure about you. You're a little too yappy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:40 pm

W. Cohen wrote: Dinsdale, I'm not sure about you. You're a little too yappy.

Yeah, but I can keep it zipped when I'm taking pile-ons in which the participants don't know how or why they're piling on me...

There is that...

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:42 pm

I want nothing to do with your brokeback palace.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:46 pm

^^^And let's not forget -- one of your minions is sporting my pic for his avatar...

There is that...

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:49 pm

W. Cohen wrote: - Opening value on Pogue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable

JCT wrote:I want nothing to do with your brokeback palace.

Sup Junkchin bonds

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:07 pm

W. Cohen wrote: - Opening value on Pogue Mahone Stock Exchange if applicable

$30. I went up, but didn't reach $40. Talk about a steal!

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:15 pm

I thought Mahone was beaten to a pulp by America over an insider trading scandal....

or was that sodomized in the woods?

Times go by so fast......

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:18 pm

I'd never belong to any club that would want me as a member.

Or in Dins case, wants my member

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:^^^And let's not forget -- one of your minions is sporting my pic for his avatar...

[gushingphillycheesepick]Who?!?!?![/gushingphillycheesepick]

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:58 pm

no
--and besides--
everyone who is anyone knows that
the international password is--

skelly !!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:02 pm

Sounds like a great idea!

I'll volunteer to make everyone custom avatars.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:06 pm

orcinus wrote:Sounds like a great idea!

I'll volunteer to make everyone custom avatars.

HA! When April and Easter come around, its gonna be sweet.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:08 pm

Will I again be the subject of a long debate among the current members before I'm granted an invite?

If so, and if Iaa isn't too pissy this time...uhhh, maybe. I want a promise from you though Biggie that I can crash on your couch if it all goes to shit.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:11 pm

will there be appetizers and drinks?

No fucking merlot, though.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:13 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:No fucking merlot, though.

There is manishevitz (sp?) because Shawn Green is a member.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:14 pm

r u really leaving ninja school?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:23 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:will there be appetizers and drinks?

Rumor has it, refreshments are the norm.

And this custom avatar thing sounds like a winner.

Can I expect mine soon?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:27 pm

Always been a big Dinsdale fan.

It would be an honor to do yours first, champ.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:29 pm

orcinus wrote:
It would be an honor to do yours first, champ.

That'd be swell.

Can I expect it by February 2009, or is that pushing it?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:30 pm

orcinus wrote:Always been a big Dinsdale fan.

lol, I told you there was atleast one, Bace. You owe me a Lemon Cola.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:34 pm

PrimeX wrote:[I told you there was atleast one

The joke is on you -- with Orc on board, there's at least two of us.

Burn. PWN3D!

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:36 pm

Yeah, thanks for the "apps"

- I'm not going with anyone that's a member of my other failed enterprises, and I'm certainly not going with anyone that's a current member of the Pirate Titanic. No PrimeX, No Van, no itsanavatar. New blood only, except for Python and Rootbeer.

There are like 11 million posts here every day - aren't any of you worthwhile posters?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:36 pm

Fuck.

Stupid game!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:40 pm

W. Cohen wrote:I'm not going with anyone that's a member of my other failed enterprises, and I'm certainly not going with anyone that's a current member of the Pirate Titanic. No PrimeX, No Van, no itsanavatar. New blood only, except for Python and Rootbeer.

And you don't want to sell anything, or buy anything. And you don't want to process anything bought or sold. And you don't want to barter for anything bought, sold, or processed.

aren't any of you worthwhile posters?

No, not really.

Do I get brownie points for getting that question right?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:41 pm

I think Family Guy dropped a Better Off Dead reference recently. When I bnarely catch the reference, its gotta be fun.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:42 pm

Fuck this Dins. We don't need this shit. Let's go back to that Private place and talk ab

Wait. BURN BACK!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:44 pm

Oh YEAH????

Maybe I'll just start my OWN private forum. And not invite ANY of you.

These boards would be better without any posts by anyone not named Dinsdale, anyway.

Who knows...maybe I'll call it...

TheSmackBat has a nice ring to it...

And I can make this happen, bitches.

Fear the wrath of Dins.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:45 pm

Everything went to hell when our Muse died.

R.I.P our beloved behemoth

mood: dreary
song: Bus Stop

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:48 pm

I thought the Glory Days ended when Truck did in Dr Bob. Or, when Python had sex with DeanB...or something like that.

But, the passing of the invisiblem puppetmaster was a death blow.

But, we'll always have the memory of the James Taylor Song Wytchoff.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:49 pm

Sounds like a good time for a *facepalm*

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:49 pm

*facepalm*

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:55 pm

Me...and Dins...

Me...and Dins...and Prime X's ex...on Prime X's couch.

Prime X fetches refreshments. Python does charades.

Bace can do the color commentary. Fuckabunchatherestaya. Especially, fuck Biggie in his Colorado goat ass.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:56 pm

Dinsdale is a legacy, Cohen. His brother was a '59, Fred Dindsale.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:00 pm

W. Cohen wrote: having started and bankrupted not less than two. .

You can't count THE in those stats. It's doing record business these days

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:51 pm

W. Cohen wrote:New blood only

You keep dropping Koala Caramel references, and I'll keep _____!ing them.

Dinsdale wrote:But, we'll always have the memory of the James Taylor Song Wytchoff.

good times, good times. I can't hear a James Taylor song without thinking of the inner recesses of our favorite LoCal HausFrau.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:38 pm

helmet wrote:
W. Cohen wrote:New blood only
You keep dropping Koala Caramel references, and I'll keep _____!ing

FWEEEP!

T1B

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