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Lowest Bidder
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:59 pm
by Jack
Instead of hijacking a thread.....
I raise this question...
What is the least amount of money you would accept to have sexual intercourse with this woman??? (with the knowledge that the whole world will know that you had sex with her !!) and you would have to keep your eyes open the whole time!
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:01 pm
by JCT
I'd get on that and make her scream "JFK" until her hip broke.
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:07 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
A money shot would drain nicely from that grill.
Re: Lowest Bidder
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:13 pm
by Cuda
Jack wrote:
Looks like prison was pretty rough on Rostenkowski
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:18 pm
by Wolfman
^^^
I laughed---good one !!
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:33 pm
by Uncle Fester
Couldn't get a carrot in a washtub over that one.
Not in.
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:51 pm
by Eaglebauer
10 grand if no one knows about it.
30 grand with knowledge.
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:52 pm
by Rich Fader
Not enough caysh in the world. Not even if nobody else knew...because I'd still know.
Re: Lowest Bidder
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:05 pm
by ChargerMike
Cuda wrote:Jack wrote:
Looks like prison was pretty rough on Rostenkowski
...OMG...belly laugh over here
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:08 pm
by Jack
Rich Fader wrote:Not enough caysh in the world. Not even if nobody else knew...because I'd still know.
Come on Dude, If a porn reality show put $10 Million on the table in front of you and she came around the corner in a purple teddy and the emcee said, "Do her and you get $10 Million. Tell me that you'd turn that pooty down!!"
My penis would never be the same and I may lose lunch but I'd do her for $10 Million. Hell, I probably could be convinced to do her for a cool Million.--If she said Please!
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:20 am
by stuckinia
Is Viagra involved?
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:22 am
by Husker4ever
Jack wrote:Rich Fader wrote:Not enough caysh in the world. Not even if nobody else knew...because I'd still know.
Come on Dude, If a porn reality show put $10 Million on the table in front of you and she came around the corner in a purple teddy and the emcee said, "Do her and you get $10 Million. Tell me that you'd turn that pooty down!!"
My penis would never be the same and I may lose lunch but I'd do her for $10 Million. Hell, I probably could be convinced to do her for a cool Million.--If she said Please!
You could buy a new penis with that kind of jack. Not to mention have plenty of cash for a therapist to get over the trauma.
For a paltry one mill, I'd lick her gash and gently snap her ass with a rubber band for added flair and sensation.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:20 am
by Shoalzie
I thought the old lady from 'Throw Momma From The Train' had died... :?
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:20 pm
by Cicero
No thanks. I'll leave old, hairy pussy to 88.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:04 pm
by WhatsMyName
It's an issue of pride. Those of us with pride wouldn't do it under any circumstance, maybe even to maintain survival. Then again, having never been put to that test, I can't say for certain I wouldn't brave the elements just to stay alive.
Tough call, here.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:36 pm
by Jack
stuckinia wrote:Is Viagra involved?
I believe it would have to be!!
If they were to have a Porn Reality TV Game show... they could be the sponsors!!
We have our low bidder..
Eaglebauer
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject:
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10 grand if no one knows about it.
30 grand with knowledge.
Anyone willing to go any lower??