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Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:46 pm**

Our annual employee picnic is coming up this week, and this year we will be competing in various activities for prizes.

Anyway, a rep from one of our other sites just sent out THIS email to the entire company:

There is a dark storm brewing on the east side.

We are the dark clouds forming on your horizon.

We are the things that go “bump” in the night.

We are the physical manifestation of your greatest fears and when we dominate your tug-of-war team and we decimate your tricycle relay, when we humiliate your joke of a volleyball team and we three-legged race you into submission, there will be no one left standing to hear your screams.

And while we revel in glorious victory and bask in your pitiful lamentations, know this:

you've just been yakked!

Don't ask me what the last part means.

Anyway, any snappy one liners and such will be appreciated. Everyone I know in my company hates this bitch.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:56 pm**

I'd have Raydah James come up with a snappy man goo recepticle type reply. He's good with those.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:15 pm**

“Three-legged race? I’ve got your third leg right here, baby.”

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:21 pm**

Many years ago the company I worked for had a picnic like you describe.

We felt it an appropriate time to bake some marijane brownies and take to said picnic.

We baked up about three trays, ran some low grade, but abdudantweed through the old food processor.

The decadent group meet at my house, ate a really kick ass bunch and took off. We laid out the brownies at the picnic and watched the old fucks and rednecks start chowing down. There was a couple kegs of beer, and some bottles there, so they just thought they were hammered on a LITTLE bit of alcohol, but they were busitng their asses laffing.

Our annual employee picnic is coming up this week, and this year we will be competing in various activities for prizes.

Anyway, a rep from one of our other sites just sent out THIS email to the entire company:

Quote:
There is a dark storm brewing on the east side.

We are the dark clouds forming on your horizon.

We are the things that go “bump” in the night.

We are the physical manifestation of your greatest fears and when we dominate your tug-of-war team and we decimate your tricycle relay, when we humiliate your joke of a volleyball team and we three-legged race you into submission, there will be no one left standing to hear your screams.

And while we revel in glorious victory and bask in your pitiful lamentations, know this:

you've just been yakked!

Don't ask me what the last part means.

Anyway, any snappy one liners and such will be appreciated. Everyone I know in my company hates this bitch.

Yeah ...seems like some real trash talk and inside company humor. Har har har....

How about " You will be my bitch before the picnic cloth is rolled out."

Fuck company picnic's....

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:22 pm**

There is a dark storm brewing on the east side.

We are the dark clouds forming on your horizon.

We are the things that go “bump” in the night.

We are the physical manifestation of your greatest fears and when we dominate your tug-of-war team and we decimate your tricycle relay, when we humiliate your joke of a volleyball team and we three-legged race you into submission, there will be no one left standing to hear your screams.

And while we revel in glorious victory and bask in your pitiful lamentations, know this:

you've just been yakked!

Where in hell do you work? A day care center?

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:29 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:“Three-legged race? I’ve got your third leg right here, baby.”

Yeah yeah, say that! Do it. Do it.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:11 pm**

Yeah what in hell were you thinking, Derron? You should have just circle jerked-off into the punch bowl instead.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:24 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:
There is a dark storm brewing on the east side.

We are the dark clouds forming on your horizon.

We are the things that go “bump” in the night.

We are the physical manifestation of your greatest fears and when we dominate your tug-of-war team and we decimate your tricycle relay, when we humiliate your joke of a volleyball team and we three-legged race you into submission, there will be no one left standing to hear your screams.

And while we revel in glorious victory and bask in your pitiful lamentations, know this:

you've just been yakked!
Where in hell do you work? A day care center?

HR people aren't the best and brightest.

Hence the reason they're in HR.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:54 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:16 pm**

That's a poor choice of a trick to play. I hope you were ready to pay for the lawsuit brought against you.

Luckily, someone didn't have a seizure or worse. Marijuana can trigger this reaction in a lot of people..

Oh my my my....this was in 1979 you simpleton fuck stick....nobody gave a shit then and everyone was getting high anyway......

Shame it did not affect you that way... you could save us all from the shit you claim as post's....

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:18 pm**

HR people aren't the best and brightest.

Hence the reason they're in HR.

Or it could be some exciting group like accuarial accounts, or claims managers or some shit like that that just fucking promotes such "team" harmony.

Such a compelling and exiciting "career".

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:58 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:HR people aren't the best and brightest.

Any love for those who do the HR functions because nobody else knows how many dependets they should be claiming? Hello? Payroll homies? Receevaboz? Payaboz? Reconcilin' an' shit? Real Estate tax computin' mothafukkaz? Where be my 20th of da monf sales tax reportin' niggaz unless its quarter end and then its the 31st?

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:11 pm**

I'll rephrase that to say our HR folks are worthless.

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:15 pm**

They have to be - they hired you, right?

~rimshot

Thanks for the straight line. :)

Posted: **Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:43 pm**

Actually, no, no they didn't.

They did however process my hire-in paperwork.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:33 am**

Toddowen wrote:
Derron wrote:
Oh my my my....this was in 1979 you simpleton fuck stick.
Lucky for you that nobody got sick. You might still be paying for your foolhearted gag to this very day if someone became ill and then got the right legal representation.

And besides all this...you are one dumb ass piece of shit for pulling a stunt like that.

Bwwwahhhaaaa... this coming from a guy who runs his pie hole about offing himself and then fucking welches on it....

Dumb ass piece of shit ?? Hello kettle, kettle... pot are you in there ??

No, I am one bright son of a bitch.... I got every one fucked up and had a blast doing it....

Can't you just stick that fucking gun in your mouth and do it ?? Please web cam it on myspace or something, so all the trolls can watch. Fuckhead.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:43 am**

Todd you need your ass kicked bad.

Your karma will catch up and you will meet a cop and a stick.

Mouth off punk. Then half step for the rest of your life.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:20 am**

Todd, it isn't even that you're wrong here, it's just that there's something inherently incompatible with the suicidial giving people lessons on life.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:30 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Todd, it isn't even that you're wrong here, it's just that there's something inherently incompatible with the suicidial giving people lessons on life.

So, you're still buying into Todds suicidal act?

Get a clue.

And Todd, for gosh sakes, realize that Derron did say that it was 19 and fucking 79...cut a brother some slack now and then.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:30 am**

Yeah... this guy is the voice of reason and sanity....

You post shit like this, then think you can crack on me troll.....go fuck yourself, yea who are so mentally stable and upright.....fuckin troll

and this is just one of hte many prophetic quote you get from Tardowen when you run a serach on "suicide"

Sincerely,

The Big Bad Meanie Derron

Toddowen
Downright disgusted

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top
You'll agree that the Jews of Masada are considered martyrs, along with this Christians who willingly submitted to public death in the colleseum....all because they wouldn't submit to the Romans.

Well, there's a lot of evil in this world we live in today. Every bit as evil as anything in Roman times and probably more.

So why is the taking of ones own life so frowned on?

If the Lord wanted to stop you from taking your life, he would. As in Revelation 9
"In those days people will seek death but will not find it".

It seems to me that suicide is acceptable some of the time. So if I'm not hurting anyone or leaving behind a family who will be emotionally troubled and I just want out of this all as peaceably and cleanly as I could possibly endevour, why should it upset so many complete strangers? What is their problem? Is my own martyrdom not enough for them? Are they looking for some kind of hero to rally for in death?

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:32 am**

War Wagon wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Todd, it isn't even that you're wrong here, it's just that there's something inherently incompatible with the suicidial giving people lessons on life.
So, you're still buying into Todds suicidal act?

Get a clue.

And Todd, for gosh sakes, realize that Derron did say that it was 19 and fucking 79...cut a brother some slack now and then.

For tools of smack, it's always best to assume the worst of everyone.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:34 am**

Derron's right, WW.

This is what's not registering with you.

Even if Todd is trolling (which, yes, is probably true), about killing himself, it takes a certain level of instability to carry on such a morbid joke. This renders his opinions on all things "life matters" pretty much meaningless.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:57 am**

The kind of company that gives me the freedom at work to slap tards like you around on a daily basis.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:02 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: For tools of smack, it's always best to assume the worst of everyone.

True, true...and I've hated on Todd as much as the next guy, but dude can be particularly lucid and a good read at certain moments. Not to mention being right about some things...

I can't stay mad at him, and neither should you.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:05 am**

Who the fuck said they were mad at Todd?

Pity is a more accurate feeling.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:26 am**

Toddowen wrote:But it's night time.

Yes, Todd. Yes, it is.

Are you at work now?

No, Todd. I'm not. You see, this is what is referred to as "flawed logic", to the layman. You're assuming that since I'm posting now, which happens to be at night, that I submit ALL my posts at night.

Do you spend your days there obsessing on how you are going to"slap tards" when you get home at night and log on to a message board?

No, I don't. And I don't intend to, because I know that no matter HOW obsessed I become, no matter HOW many times I log on, no matter how many ill-advised links I click on, I will never...and I mean EVER be able to hit the level of rock bottom that is YOUR posting career. You've really set the bar, dude.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:37 am**

You guys are missing two things here. one: Just cuz someone says they did something on the www does not mean it's 100% true.

Two: Derron could have said someone he knew made the brownies and we would all still be on page one.

You guys want to lecture someone? wait till I tell you some shit I have done...........

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:39 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Who the fuck said they were mad at Todd?

One time, there was this loose dog running around the 'hood causing some consternation, and old Roy tells me as he was trying to run it off.."I can't stay mad at no dog".

Sorry.

You had to be there.

RIP, Roy Dame.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:42 am**

You guys are missing two things here. one: Just cuz someone says they did something on the www does not mean it's 100% true.

We already covered this on page one, Plato. Clear off a couple bottles of the Mike's Hard Lemonade you have lying on your desk - which in reality is just the cigarette stained carpet, and you'll get a better view of your monitor.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:27 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: We already covered this on page one, Plato.

Good , I will remind the rest of the asshats when they see you still talking about this shit on page 3. like I am really going to start on page one to see which Igmo said what. I don't need to read Genesis to know Jesus died for my sins. your late night Quizmo sandwich making ass is lucky I took the time to read 1/2 this page as it is..

Clear off Mike's Hard Lemonade you have lying on your desk -

Trust me if I have some guy name Mike on my desk and he is hard? I rather just find another desk if you don't mind.

which in reality is just the cigarette stained carpet, and you'll get a better view of your monitor.

the only thing blocking my monitor is the 32 oz Gatoraid bottle full of piss since I can't just post unless I read all the pages first.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:40 am**

mouse wrote:I took the time to read 1/2 this page as it is..

I'm schocked this guy found time to fit that into his busy schedule..

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:18 pm**

RACK! ^

That's fucked up who ever is in that picture

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:01 pm**

(l-r Toddowen v. Derron, hosted by MBlue Light Especial)

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