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Breaking news: Auburn RB loves candy!

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:41 pm
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Saw this on another board and thought it was pretty funny. Apparently, the interview and the answers are legit.

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-f ... 05aaa.html

:lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:46 pm
by indyfrisco
Wow...what a freaking IDIOT!
Q: What is your best talent outside of football?
A: “Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.”

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:35 am
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Man, it gets funnier with each read. Just about every answer is a classic. VY is Mensa material compared to this kid...

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:48 am
by L45B
My first thought after reading:

HELLO SIR. MY NAME IS STEVE. I CAME FROM A ROUGH AREA. I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CRACK BUT NOW I'M OFF AND TRYING TO STAY CLEAN... I'M SORRY, I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY MONEY LAUNDERING.

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:24 pm
by L45B
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Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures.

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:08 pm
by the_ouskull
According to the website, he's an Econ major.

Hmmm... Are we seeing those SEC academic standards rearing their ugly heads again?

the_ouskull

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:56 pm
by Spinach Genie
Sudden Sam wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:According to the website, he's an Econ major.

Hmmm... Are we seeing those SEC academic standards rearing their ugly heads again?

the_ouskull
Absolutely not! This is a situation unique to Auburn.





:meds:

Brody just got sacked again.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:31 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
Auburn just got robbed of the MNC again.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:17 pm
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Spinach Genie wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:According to the website, he's an Econ major.

Hmmm... Are we seeing those SEC academic standards rearing their ugly heads again?

the_ouskull
Absolutely not! This is a situation unique to Auburn.





:meds:

Brody just got sacked again.
Kenny Irons just spoke again.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:53 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
RACK BtH :lol: