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I do not normally respond to this
kind of post---
BUT--
even for this old fart, she is an
"interesting" looking lady---
but not the kind I'd approach with
serious relationship in mind--
maybe a "quickie" ??
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but not the kind I'd approach with
serious relationship in mind
Shut it down, old man. When your wife was in her prime she probably still looked like the kind of woman JTR would turn down for a box of fruit rollups.

And yet, you're going to try and convince us that Kyra Sedgwick doesn't measure up?

Uh huh. We believe you. Unless of course this is one of those "eye of the beholder" scenarios, and in which case, you're the only beholder with such an opinion on this earth.
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Sorry but skinny old white ladies don't do it for me anymore thanks to...........

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
but not the kind I'd approach with
serious relationship in mind
Shut it down, old man. When your wife was in her prime she probably still looked like the kind of woman JTR would turn down for a box of fruit rollups.

And yet, you're going to try and convince us that Kyra Sedgwick doesn't measure up?

Uh huh. We believe you. Unless of course this is one of those "eye of the beholder" scenarios, and in which case, you're the only beholder with such an opinion on this earth.
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No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
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R-Jack wrote:
Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
With all the trim you get with that dry wit of yours, I can see why you would be so picky.

So true
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saw her on Letterman last week. she is still hot.
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Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
No into milfs?
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Oh I am, I just dont consider her a MILF.
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Cicero wrote:Oh I am, I just dont consider her a MILF (Man I'd Like to Fuck).
Right.
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Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
But your hand is in it's twenties, and it's easy. Right?
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Cicero wrote:Oh I am, I just dont consider her a MILF (Man I'd Like to Fuck).
Right.

I just have a little higher standards than yo ugly ass.
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Cicero wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cicero wrote:Oh I am, I just dont consider her a MILF (Man I'd Like to Fuck).
Right.

I just have a little higher standards than yo ugly ass.
I’ve seen you’re photo. You can’t afford to have such standards.
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mouse wrote:Sorry but skinny old white ladies don't do it for me anymore thanks to...........

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Your a high plains woman Janet. :)
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Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
Whats better? Gettingwith a woman in her early 40s who understands her body and clearly has some passion,or to get with some dumb girl in her early twenties with tight skin and no idea what shes doing?

Ill take women over girls for a thousand Alex
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Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
Someone needs to grow up.
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Trampis wrote: Whats better? Gettingwith a woman in her early 40s who understands her body and clearly has some passion,or to get with some dumb girl in her early twenties with tight skin and no idea what shes doing?

I have to choose?
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Ken wrote:
Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
Someone needs to grow up.

Im 25. Why would I want to go after chicks in their 40s over girls in their 20s? I am not hating on all MILFs, but Kyra Sedgewick isnt that great to look at.
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Cicero wrote:
Ken wrote:
Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
Someone needs to grow up.

Im 25. Why would I want to go after chicks in their 40s over girls in their 20s? I am not hating on all MILFs, but Kyra Sedgewick isnt that great to look at.
I really miss the poster known as GPC Lights. He was a youngun too,but I think he would have answered this whole Kyra Segwick question correctly.

Anybody know if he made it out alright or not?
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GPC?

That dude made Gunslinger look cool.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:GPC?

That dude made Gunslinger look cool.
You too. :lol: Obviously, he's needed.
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Cicero wrote:Im 25. Why would I want to go after chicks in their 40s over girls in their 20s? I am not hating on all MILFs, but Kyra Sedgewick isnt that great to look at.
Because older chicks are sexy as hell and know how to fuck. Chicks in their 20's are fun to fuck because they have great bodies. 95% of them don't know how to use them. Ther in lies the problem. And before you say they do know how to use them, I guarantee you haven't been with an older chick. Older chicks are fun because they are hot and know how to use everything.

Both have their qualities, and I would fuck the tits of Ms. Sedgewick.
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Nah. I'd have to start delivering pizzas before I could rightfully lump myself in with the coolness of those guys.
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Killian wrote:
Cicero wrote:Im 25. Why would I want to go after chicks in their 40s over girls in their 20s? I am not hating on all MILFs, but Kyra Sedgewick isnt that great to look at.
Because older chicks are sexy as hell and know how to fuck. Chicks in their 20's are fun to fuck because they have great bodies. 95% of them don't know how to use them. Ther in lies the problem. And before you say they do know how to use them, I guarantee you haven't been with an older chick. Older chicks are fun because they are hot and know how to use everything.

Both have their qualities, and I would fuck the tits of Ms. Sedgewick.
Valid arguement and I would say you are right that older chicks know how to use their body better. I havent been w/ anyone older than 26, but I do know that I get turned on more by the site of a young, perky, tan body over a woman in her 40s.
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I think Coulter used to be a dude.
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Second rack for Fester.

And what's with all this sh*t about Kyra Sedgwick being old? I googled her and found out that she's younger (by about 9 1/2 months) than I am.

In, btw, although the fact that she smokes means that she would first be required to shower and brush her teeth, and the place in question would have to have excellent ventilation.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Second rack for Fester.

And what's with all this sh*t about Kyra Sedgwick being old? I googled her and found out that she's younger (by about 9 1/2 months) than I am.

In, btw, although the fact that she smokes means that she would first be required to shower and brush her teeth, and the place in question would have to have excellent ventilation.
She’s got a smelly cooter? You got that from google?
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Cicero wrote:
Ken wrote:
Cicero wrote:No thanks. She's like in her 40s.
Someone needs to grow up.

Im 25. Why would I want to go after chicks in their 40s over girls in their 20s? I am not hating on all MILFs, but Kyra Sedgewick isnt that great to look at.
Ken wrote,
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^^^ No way that is Ann Coulter
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KC Scott wrote:^^^ No way that is Ann Coulter
You aren't Republican enough. If you truly drink the kool-aid from the right, Ann Coulter looks like that.

If you truly drink the kool-aid from the left, Hillary's ankles are average in size.
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I'm for Abortion, the Death Penalty, Euthanasia, Nuclear war, Holes in the Ozone, Drilling the fuck outta Alaska, Legalizing Drugs and giving 'em away free so thousands of useless individuals can overdose and die.

In short.... There's way too many people breathing my fucking air.

That would make me a Libertarian I believe
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