Chimpy in Iraq

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:04 pm

Befuddled and bewildered-looking as always.

Rack our fearless leader.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:05 pm

3.......2.........1

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:35 pm

Eaglebauer wrote:Chimpy

That's fresh.

Sincerely,
Spring 2000

Not anymore.

Sincerely,
Summer 2000

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:52 pm

mvscal wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:Befuddled and bewildered-looking as always.

Rack our fearless leader.
And still smarter than you.

(nope).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:55 pm

Beagle-blower,

The bottled water on the table is smarter than you. Just sayin’.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:57 pm

Bush is really smart.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:58 pm

You on the other hand, are not.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:00 pm

The expressions on the faces of the iraqis say it all.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:01 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Bush is really smart.

Like I said before, he's smarter than most of the people who voted for him. Not that that says a lot, though.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:02 pm

Jsc810 wrote:All those who graduated from an Ivy League school, please raise your hand.

If that's the criteria we're now using, then those on the right on this board would have to concede that Al Gore and John Kerry are also smart. I think they'd rather die than do that.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:05 pm

Jsc810 wrote:All those who graduated from an Ivy League school, please raise your hand.

Whenever I read this, I wonder how on Earth W satisfied his credit-hour requirements. Didn't they have a public speech or communication requirement?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:05 pm

Gore and Kerry are smart guys. I dont agree w/ their politics but they didnt get where they are by being morons.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:06 pm

Jsc810 wrote:All those who graduated from an Ivy League school, please raise your hand.

Yes, you're right, his family is very rich. Now back to these pictures....

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:11 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:You on the other hand, are not.

Did I just catch intelligence smack from a geriatric butt-wiper?

Did "Excuse me, Esther, but its enema time" just try and take a stab at me?

The next time a pron store clerk... err... male suppository dispenser is able to step up to me with anything but humility will be the first. Go back to diddling Alzheimer's patients because everyone here remembers what a fucking tool you are.

PS I think Old Ben is plugged up again.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:32 pm

I think Bace is throwing a tantrum like that of his younger brother in his avatard.

You, as a dog catcher, have no street cred in the smarts department. What a joke.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:41 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:You, as a dog catcher, have no street cred in the smarts department.

Idiot. I have never been a dog catcher. I have never been anything close. Ask Roger or Zy or whomever to recheck their infowhore spreadsheet.

AP wrote:Hey, board. I work in a pron factory

AP wrote:Hey, board. I gave up the pron factory to become a male nurse.

You love to give updates on the career path you're taking until the industry decides it wants nothing to do with you. If there's an entry-level position available, you'll take it. Aim high, Atomic Failure.

Speaking of entry-level position, there's a stopped up patient waiting on her side in room 202. Get the gloves on, boy. Its poo time. I think they had pudding last night so it'll be a messy day for Atomic Failure.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:47 pm

Jsc810 wrote:All those who graduated from an Ivy League school, please raise your hand.

Your premise is only valid if you can demonstrate that it is not possible for a stupid person to graduate from an Ivy League school AND if you can demonstrate that 20 years of hardcore partying doesn't kill brain cells.

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:52 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:The next time a pron store clerk...

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:54 pm

You may not be a dog catcher on paper, but you are indeed a dog catcher. You sneak up from behind and lift the tail to see if there are balls hanging in the nutsack.

At that point you cleverly make a quick decision to stick your weener inside its anus while wearing a cape and mask hoping nobody in the 314 recognizes you.

You are adept at reach arounds and seeing you do this today is not surprising. Hopefully, your reach-around pals will come to your defense.

You forgot the "eye-smack." You're slipping douchebag.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:55 pm

I think he looks really good sitting among swarthy middle age men.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:59 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:You may not be a dog catcher on paper, but you are indeed a dog catcher. You sneak up from behind and lift the tail to see if there are balls hanging in the nutsack.

Did you think you would get anything but mocked for such crap? Go back to the minor leagues at .net and fight your way through the ranks until you are back up to speed. I seem to recall you having a little smack ability. Either you're out-of-practice or my memory is as bad as those Alzheimer's patients you fondle in the shower.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:08 pm

Dudette, look, I put this shit up for the same reason I'm laughing at you. I know better than to post personal info. However, I do it so tards like yourself can repeat the same weak smack over the years. It's all you have and it isn't good enough.

I mean, I feed it to your awaiting cum gurgling tongue. Tards like yourself "lap it up" and I get a kick out of it.

Oh, I see you read the dreaded ".net". I imagine you have some private forum somewhere here so you can cry like the 6'4" 125lb bitch that you are.

You ain't shit. You may be male, but yo aren't what I'd consider as being a man. You're just a whiney bitch that thinks you are somehow smarter than those that laugh at your unreasonable arrogance. What a fucking tool.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:12 pm

Now we're judging his intelligence by facial expressions?

.

Lefties are out of control. In the first pic, what's wrong with his expression? He's talking. Let's see what you Bozo's look like living your lives frame by frame. The second pic is doctored up. Look how different the colors are from the first pic.

Check his ratings...on the rise lately.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:13 pm

^^^^

Right you are

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:16 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Now we're judging his intelligence by facial expressions? .

Well that and his limited speaking skills.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:17 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:You may not be a dog catcher on paper, but you are indeed a dog catcher. You sneak up from behind and lift the tail to see if there are balls hanging in the nutsack.
I seem to recall you having a little smack ability.

Then your recollection is better than mine. <Insert short-term memory smack here.> About all I remember is that AP is a clod of wayward marl, a lump of foul deformity - the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:20 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:However, I do it so tards like yourself can repeat the same weak smack over the years.

You don't keep jobs long enough for shit to get repeptitive. Its like you're only comfortable on COBRA. "Fuck, if I'm here another week I might get benefits. If this place matches my IRA deductions, I will fight them"

Oh, I see you read the dreaded ".net".

They leave stinky burning bags like Jeff in SD at our doorstep. We usually recognize them because they rehash Buttsy's delusions.

I imagine you have some private forum somewhere

Why you gotta remind me?
:cry:
RIP
There's another thread here where Biggie is starting up something new but I'm not invited. :cry: Me and you should start one about catching elderly dogs and cleaning up after them.

6'4"

word

125lb

Ah, sweet youth. So fleeting. So many cases of Bud in the past.

You're just a whiney bitch that thinks you are somehow smarter than those that laugh at your unreasonable arrogance.

clean-up in aisle 3

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:29 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Aim high, Atomic Failure.

Although I have no respect for your run and hide, it ain't MY problem creedo, that sir, was a VERY nice blast to the gonads.

Rack that, and that only.

Game ON.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:32 pm

88 wrote:Anyone got a picture of Clinton in Somalia?

I've seen it.. Bill's on all fours and she's got a strap-on.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:43 pm

Clinton

Come 2008, Democrats will have hisotory's most flawless counter-argument against an attack on any single political issue...

W.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:51 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Dudette

See, I just never understood where anyone ever got the idea that “dudette” was some kind of smack. Sounds stupid. What’s wrong with “bitch”?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:03 pm

Eaglebauer wrote:Come 2008, Democrats will have hisotory's most flawless counter-argument against an attack on any single political issue...

W.

You got us

Sin,

November '04

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:12 pm

88 wrote:Seems to me that come 2008, the Democrats will have lost the only argument they ever make on political issues ("We hate George W. Bush").

Poor deluded fuck. The correct answer is not Dems hate Bush, but 70% of America hates Bush.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:22 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:Seems to me that come 2008, the Democrats will have lost the only argument they ever make on political issues ("We hate George W. Bush").

Poor deluded fuck. The correct answer is not Dems hate Bush, but 70% of America hates Bush.

Poor deluded fuck...not the 70% who vote.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:25 pm

Right Wing Blowhards wrote:The Dems only hate Bush

GOP Zombies wrote:Yes. The Dems only hate Bush

For every stupid ass thing Dubya has thrown out, there are opposing views expressed. Try listening to those views for a bit of objectivity. Think they suck, fine. At least recognize that they exist. Don't just rehash the shit Mehlmann is dishing out.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:46 pm

Cicero wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:Come 2008, Democrats will have hisotory's most flawless counter-argument against an attack on any single political issue...

W.

You got us

Sin,

November '04

Doh!

Not really...

xooxxxooo,
1996

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:56 pm

I love how the Dems believe that the Right cannot think independently. That everything we get is from Rush, Coulter and FoxNews. I havent listened to a Rush program in probably 3 years and the only time I watch FOXNews is at the gym while I'm doing cardio.

The Dems only hope for success is by the Republicans failing. Thats why I believe that the Dems want the Iraq War to turn into Vietnam, so they have something to latch onto in order to have a chance in '08. If the economy remains good, and the price of oil reduces and a couple more terror cells are thwarted the unhappier the DEms will be.

Eaglebauer · Post by **Eaglebauer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:19 pm

Cicero wrote:I love how the Dems believe that the Right cannot think independently. That everything we get is from Rush, Coulter and FoxNews. I havent listened to a Rush program in probably 3 years and the only time I watch FOXNews is at the gym while I'm doing cardio.

The Dems only hope for success is by the Republicans failing. Thats why I believe that the Dems want the Iraq War to turn into Vietnam, so they have something to latch onto in order to have a chance in '08. If the economy remains good, and the price of oil reduces and a couple more terror cells are thwarted the unhappier the DEms will be.

You're a regular George Will.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:34 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:[/i] About all I remember is that AP is a clod of wayward marl, a lump of foul deformity - the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth.

Smokie comes to the rescue of his sister Bace. I'm surprised you even claim to have a short-term memory. I vividly remember you as a pot smoking loser. Smoking weed is how you get through a day where you only steal oxygen from those around you that actually deserve it. I also remember you having long gray hair and look like life deealt you a death blow in your teens. What a horrible fucking mess you are. All you did was smoke pot the whole time I was near you.

Lastly, more job smack from the dog catcher. Wow. What will your bitch ass come up with next? I'm sure it will be as painful as when Fat Bones goes home to see his wife and kids. That's gotta suck to go through that repetitve motion every day.

Notice I don't cry about shutyomouth on a board he's banned at? How many more .net refs do I get you 6'4" 125lb faggot? It sounds like you read that board more than I do. I'll bet the c&p respoinse will be something funny. It has to as nothing you've belched out yet has been. Call it the Law of Averages or something.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:34 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Smokie comes to the rescue of his sister Bace.

Rescue from what? You certainly pose no risk, unless you count not washing your hands after performing your "doody" duty as perilous.

I'm surprised you even claim to have a short-term memory.

I'd be surprised if you have any flesh left on your knuckles. Draggin' 'em around as long as you have musta taken a toll.

What a horrible fucking mess you are.

Don't talk shop here. Save your "A" material for your clientele.

All you did was smoke pot the whole time I was near you.

Not entirely true, but I won't quibble over the details. I'm sure, by now, you've grown accustomed to people having to medicate themselves in order to be near you for any length of time. Maybe that's what drew you to your latest "profession." It enables you to rationalize that the patients with whom you "work" are taking their meds for reasons other than simply being able to tolerate your presence.

T1B

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