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1. thesmackbat

Strong showing by Luther and poptart at the buzzer pulled RTT's fat from the fire. Nice effort guys. Very impressive cooking forum.

2. theoneboard

The verbal sodomizing of Jeff from Stucknut pushes T1B to the number two spot. Other big news: Biggie's new secret message board appears to be a hit.

3. trolltrain

Any other week, the lack of breast pictures from the chicks would have dropped trolltrain down the charts a little bit. trolltrain benefits from a slow week on the boards overall.

4. apolyton.net

A couple of new Civ IV mods and the impending release on an expansion pack this summer have things buzzing.

5. stucknut

AAA affiliate of all things smack related. However, being pimped by the bitter elf keeps them stocked with fodder. Their chops will get better. Would have beaten out apolyton.net, but they've got that Jeff guy over there.

6. ZBud

It's the offseason. You can only start so many A.J. Hawk threads. OTA news? Kinda boring.

7. thetrolls.net

Anything I say about them will either put them in my dome or give them bode.

I can't believe anyone has enough time to visit and read through 7 message boards.

EM, you're AMAZING!

thesmackbat kicks total ass

trolltrain is def ranked too high

The algorithms don't lie.

algore invented Message Board Power Rankings

Are you GOP tools done with that yet? Al Gore was the main supporter of the committee that oversaw the precursor to the message board rankings. He was an integral part in its infancy.

If he is responsible for Tard Train he can kiss my black ass.

He has moved on to talking about the environment (ie stop hounding him about his mistakes he likes trees now).

ElvisMonster wrote: Other big news: Biggie's new secret message board appears to be a hit.

Did somebody wind up with an extra invite? Mine seems to have gotten lost.

There will be no justice until those boards settle this on the field in a playoff format.

-Shoalzie

Cuda wrote:

ElvisMonster wrote: Other big news: Biggie's new secret message board appears to be a hit.

Did somebody wind up with an extra invite? Mine seems to have gotten lost.

yep, working just great

Cuda wrote:

ElvisMonster wrote: Other big news: Biggie's new secret message board appears to be a hit.

Did somebody wind up with an extra invite? Mine seems to have gotten lost.

Oh I'm Sorry, Cuda. I accidentally got it, but I threw it away. I though it was just another penis enlargement coupon, and I figured you had plenty of those.

you must know from brutal experience that those thingies don't really work, eh, bushice?

I wasn't around to be invited to Elba. You?

ElvisMonster wrote:The algorithms don't lie.

you're stupid

ElvisMonster wrote:The algorithms don't lie.

Jeffyroo posted....you can't tell me that alone doesn't algorithm this board into the basement.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:There will be no justice until those boards settle this on the field in a playoff format.

-Shoalzie

makes sense to me

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:There will be no justice until those boards settle this on the field in a playoff format.

-Shoalzie

I said that? :wink:

ElvisMonster wrote:3. trolltrain

Any other week, the lack of breast pictures from the chicks would have dropped trolltrain down the charts a little bit. trolltrain benefits from a slow week on the boards overall.

7. thetrolls.net

Anything I say about them will either put them in my dome or give them bode.

Holy shit, these boards are terrible. 30 seconds ago was a horrible reminder of that. I'm ashamed to even have their tracks in my history. I'm going to delete my cookies, burn my computer and bury the ashes just to be on the safe side.

You could take the personalities of all those fuckers, roll them into one, and Sissyroo would still be more interesting.

[drive by=]THANKS MAN[/drive by]

7. thetrolls.net

Anything I say about them will either put them in my dome or give them bode.

Ok, that was fucking funny.

TheLastRighteousHonky wrote:Ok, that was fucking funny.

There will probably be about six threads started about that one comment on those two boards. Hilarious.