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B, C, Double D..it's all good.

enjoy

World Cup Highlights

Some time ago there was a link to foobies.com of some soccer ladies that was a lot nekkid and a lot freaking gorgeous.

Yeat another reason to RACK Renaldo -- spent many years as probably the most famous athlete on the planet, and parlayed it into drilling this --

Turns out that Renaldo ditched this --





For the chick in the previous post.

Nice upgrade.

Posh Spice still doing quite well.

Italian Goalie is nailing Alena Seredova.


Might wanna throw a (!) or 3 up in this thread







NWS WARNING.

rooney's "girlfriend" is more like a hoss.

Roach wrote:yikes anorexia and a meth habit

The battlecry of guys who pulled the less-than-stellar poon in their life.


Yeah bud -- keep telling yourself those chicks are ugly...maybe someday, you'll even believe it.

Bitches, get thee hence...as in Country Time Buffet hence, and pronto.

Yeah, you're right -- nailing physically fit supermodels is a complete drag.

From now on, I'll do all of my trolling for women at Dunkin Doughnuts and McDonalds.

What's IB up to these days, anyway?

Yeah, look at this gross hag.

Rack Fu agented a password.


It was a good one.

If fit, thin chicks didn't look better, they wouldn't pay them millions of dollars to pose for pics and look good, eh?

But, I'm sure y'all's has an impressive resume of all the plus-sized supermodels you've notched on the bedpost...I'm sure.


What a retarded argument.

Roach wrote:

yikes anorexia and a meth habit

The one in red on the right is looking particularly haggard. Just look at her left arm. She looks like Steven Tyler for Christs sake.

BSmack wrote:

Roach wrote:

yikes anorexia and a meth habit

The one in red on the right is looking particularly haggard. Just look at her left arm. She looks like Steven Tyler for Christs sake.

I was trying to talk myself into thinking that the one in red was reasonably attractive, but the Steven Tyler comparison just killed it. You're right.

Oh, and she needs to give Officer Cartman back his shades.



Respect my authoritah!

Roach wrote:

yikes anorexia and a meth habit

So you'd rather be nailing that ugly looking chick in the pink/white top?

FOCUS, PEOPLE, FOCUS!





I can't believe all of the "She's too ugly for me" comments in this thread. Damn. Just pick another one you'll never get.

Here's one for poptart:

BSmack wrote:The one in red on the right is looking particularly haggard. Just look at her left arm. She looks like Steven Tyler for Christs sake.

Wow.

I know it's a little late for you, but maybe some of the young'uns here may benefit from this life lesson --


That tight skin and muscle definition that BSmack is lamenting here, is the result of not being fat, and staying physically fit.

It's very strange how fit people have skin that actually fits their body, and you can actually see where one muscle group ends, and another begins.


Throughout human history, this has generally been considered a desirable trait. Apparently, we've become such a nation of fatties, that some are now resigned to attempts at bashing the physically fit, attractive people, to somehow dull their persspective of their lot in life.


Fucking ponderous.

Reason # Infinity why it sucks to be you, rules to be me, I guess.


I've nailed plenty of chicks with a little jiggle to them. Plenty. Did I mention "plenty?"

And at no point in those trysts did I EVER delude myself into thinking that the hottie hardbodies were actully ugly, to make myself feel bigger and better about last night's score.


Get fucking real, you tards. You're making JTR sound like a babemagnet.

Dins, sorry to go dictionary.com on you, but...

hag·gard (hagrd)
adj.

1. Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.

Bsmack was saying that she needed to mix in a cheeseburger, not back away from them.

Dinsdale wrote:

BSmack wrote:The one in red on the right is looking particularly haggard. Just look at her left arm. She looks like Steven Tyler for Christs sake.

Wow.

I know it's a little late for you, but maybe some of the young'uns here may benefit from this life lesson -- That tight skin and muscle definition that BSmack is lamenting here, is the result of not being fat, and staying physically fit.

There's a difference between "tight skin and muscle definition" and what that bastard child of Steven Tyler and Carly Simon is sporting. Take a look at the Britney Spears clone to her right or the blonde in the back LEFT of the picture wearing the black top. Now those are some attractive women.

BSmack wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

BSmack wrote:The one in red on the right is looking particularly haggard. Just look at her left arm. She looks like Steven Tyler for Christs sake.

Wow.

I know it's a little late for you, but maybe some of the young'uns here may benefit from this life lesson -- That tight skin and muscle definition that BSmack is lamenting here, is the result of not being fat, and staying physically fit.

There's a difference between "tight skin and muscle definition" and what that bastard child of Steven Tyler and Carly Simon is sporting. Take a look at the Britney Spears clone to her right or the blonde in the back LEFT of the picture wearing the black top. Now those are some attractive women.

RACK.

Less finding chicks that look like this attractive:

See if I'm following correctly --

The fact you guys think an ultra-hottie looks just like Steven Tyler is somehow supposed to cast a bad light upon me?


Ohhhhhhkay.


I guess banging Elizabeth Hurley and Jessica Alba would make me like some sort of uber-homo then, right?

mmm...that's one winsome nelly.

--dinsdale fu

Dinsdale wrote:See if I'm following correctly --

The fact you guys think an ultra-hottie looks just like Steven Tyler is somehow supposed to cast a bad light upon me?


Ohhhhhhkay.


I guess banging Elizabeth Hurley and Jessica Alba would make me like some sort of uber-homo then, right?

No, I don't think it's possible for you to be any gayer than you are right now.

Thanks for the BP fastball. :D

Back on topic, there's nothing wrong with E. Hurley or Jessica Alba. Neither are gaunt or haggard. Check out E. Hurley's arms in this pic:



Nice muscle tone, not fat, not skinny. Big difference between that and that Steven Tyler look-a-like.
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What a silly tangent some of you have chosen.

Time for you to shut the fuck up.

This may not be the end-all, be-all list of hotties, but it's what a quick websearch came up with, and is based on a public opinion poll --

Hottest Women (of 2004, I believe)

• Eva Longoria
• Angelina Jolie
• Nicole Kidman
• Charlize Theron
• Destiny's Child
• Alicia Keys
• Kate Winslet
• Sarah Michelle Gellar
• Paris Hilton
• Jessica Simpson



So, would any of you care to cite for me which one of these top-hotties have "extra meat on their bones?"


Yeah, that's what I thought.


Reality check, tards -- just because YOU were/are resigned to tagging the less-than-primo(probably married to one), it doesn't mean that jigglers are the ideal women...it just means that they were the ones that you could pull.

Spin that however you like, you borderline faggots...but that's REALITY, and no amount of hoping and wishing on your part is EVER going to change that.


But hey, if it makes you feel better about your situation, then by all means...continue your moronic attempts at bashing me for pointing out the obvious.


Every one of these threads that feature some chick who is internationally famous for no other reason than because she's really hot, and then all of the "settlers" line up to discuss why she's not hot are the pinnacle of comedy around here.


And if you really think that's there's one living fucking person on this planet that's buying your line of bullshit....well, I've got a heck of a deal on a bridge for you.

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OH NO HE DI'NT!

OCmike wrote:[Check out E. Hurley's arms in this pic:

But, I DO also laugh at the subtle humor, too.


Verrrrry nice, OC...very nice.

I caught the funnay-btw.

Kate Winslet

So, would any of you care to cite for me which one of these top-hotties have "extra meat on their bones?"

It's time for dins to eject now. Winslet after all was the woman that after Titanic the media raked over the coals for being too portly.

PSUFAN wrote:

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OH NO HE DI'NT!

Okay, that crossed the line. I take that back.

PSUFAN wrote:

Kate Winslet

So, would any of you care to cite for me which one of these top-hotties have "extra meat on their bones?"

It's time for dins to eject now. Winslet after all was the woman that after Titanic the media raked over the coals for being too portly.

Word was at the time that James Cameron was so pissed about her packing on the pounds that he referred to her as "Kate Weighs-a-lot" when she wasn't around.

Dinsdale wrote:See if I'm following correctly --

The fact you guys think an ultra-hottie looks just like Steven Tyler is somehow supposed to cast a bad light upon me?

No, the correct answer is that if a chick looks like the lead singer for Aerosmith, she ain't hot. Period.

And if she looks like she's on track to do as much heroin as said lead singer, then she's even less hot.

Glad I could help.

Dinsdale wrote:
Hottest Women (of 2004, I believe)
• Angelina Jolie
• Paris Hilton

Not really sure why Angelina Jolie is on a "hottest list". She's attractive, but from the right angle, with the right makeup and the right lighting, she's an 8, tops. And those lips are so big and puffy, you could throw her face into the water to save some drowning kid.

And Paris Hilton?? She's not even hot enough to be a Vegas cocktail waitress.

Rest of the list is solid, however.

Liv Tyler looks a lot like her dad...at least if Steve had been born a girl and not spent a couple of decades drunk and drugged up...and she's hot.

As long as we're talking about girls with meat on their bones, I just found out that Steve has another daughter, Mia, Liv's half-sister, who's a fairly successful plus-size model. Not bad looking if you like 'em plump. She sort of looks like Liv if Liv went on the Ben & Jerry's diet.

Rich Fader wrote:Liv Tyler looks a lot like her dad...at least if Steve had been born a girl and not spent a couple of decades drunk and drugged up...and she's hot.

As long as we're talking about girls with meat on their bones, I just found out that Steve has another daughter, Mia, Liv's half-sister, who's a fairly successful plus-size model. Not bad looking if you like 'em plump. She sort of looks like Liv if Liv went on the Ben & Jerry's diet.

Mia on left, Liv on right.

Hell, if this photo is any indicator, Mia's got a better face than her sister does.

both could use a bag if you asked me

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We have a WINNER in this thread!!!



To see this beauty, I would even endure hours of watching SOCCER with my eyes wide open ... just to get a glimpse!!

I think I have to ban you for posting this. I doubt I'll be able to see Liv Tyler the same way again. It looks like she was whacked with a pitching wedge and her skull molded to it. Her sister is chipmunking the golf balls, hoping for a 4 wood blast.