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My cousin just got transferred there and he and his family have to move within the next couple of weeks. They know nothing of that city. What are the good areas to live in? They are looking for houses online right now...

TIA.

big navy town

bull sharks abound

hurricane bait

The lighthouse

Never been to Florida, (except the Miami airport) nor do I ever want to go there.

patsy stone wrote:What are the good areas to live in?

None.

regards,

trev wrote:Never been to Florida, (except the Miami airport) nor do I ever want to go there.

There's some nice golfing around the Orlando area but otherwise, if you live in LoCal, why would you ever want to go anywere else unless you have to?

Patsy,

I went to flight school there and know that area fairly well.

Tell them to look at Gulf Breeze which is between P'cola Beach and the shithole of P'cola mainland. Gulf Breeze has a very good police department and it's the most upscale area in the region.

Once you go inland, then you are around the most backwoods Rednecks. On P'cola Beach, it is a beach hangout and mostly for tourists. That place gets douched every few years by hurricanes. Nice place to visit, but it's very much like Kemah, TX onlt much smaller and it's a manmade sandbar that is exposed to the elements.

Gulf Breeze.

Thanks AP. I'm gonna let them know. :)

And they know about the hurricanes, but there's nothing they can do. The guy is gonna be making $30k more than he is now with this promotion.

Cool, Gulf Breeze is the place to go and there is nothing else worthwhile within an hour's drive. Good schools, etc., and the police keep the riff raff out.

Gulf Breeze had those UFO sightings correct?

patsy stone wrote:My cousin just got transferred there and he and his family have to move within the next couple of weeks. They know nothing of that city. What are the good areas to live in? They are looking for houses online right now...

TIA.

Don't you live in J-ville? The same fucking state?

So let me this straight, then

You're asking a bunch of trolls on this here message board who live coast to coast, up and down the width and breadth of this great nation, where the good areas are to live in the same goddamn state in which you already live?

What the fuck is your problem?

Are you lk picks troll?

War Wagon wrote:

patsy stone wrote:My cousin just got transferred there and he and his family have to move within the next couple of weeks. They know nothing of that city. What are the good areas to live in? They are looking for houses online right now...

TIA.

Don't you live in J-ville? The same fucking state?

So let me this straight, then

You're asking a bunch of trolls on this here message board who live coast to coast, up and down the width and breadth of this great nation, where the good areas are to live in the same goddamn state in which you already live?

What the fuck is your problem?

Are you lk picks troll?

Is it a written rule that WW must shit on every thread she visits? My fucking god, you suck the life out every fucking thread you vag piss on. Is this what the minimum wage paycheck does to ones mind?

Board bitch strikes again I guess, but please slowit down nah you fucking twit. For the sake of the sane eye.

You're beyond boring. You've reached sucktitude even jtr dreams of. You're the king of bobbing for web suck. You bathe in suck. You lotion in suck. The suck you've reached Jesus hasn't even invented yet.

Go away. Let our retinas rest for fucks sake. Drive your little forklift into the lake of suck you reside on. Drown in your suck and save our souls. Log out for good ya fucking paycheck 2 paycheck dork. Please.

Fuck, I've been out of this thread for a minute and I STILL smell your greasy little GED edumacation forklift suck on my keyboard. You OWN suck. You're like SuckDaddy's grandpa or some shit.

Damn.

A three paragraph PrimeX rant, plus a followup post...wow. WW really unleashed the rancour

That was JCT.

War Wagon wrote:

patsy stone wrote:My cousin just got transferred there and he and his family have to move within the next couple of weeks. They know nothing of that city. What are the good areas to live in? They are looking for houses online right now...

TIA.

Don't you live in J-ville? The same fucking state?

So let me this straight, then

You're asking a bunch of trolls on this here message board who live coast to coast, up and down the width and breadth of this great nation, where the good areas are to live in the same goddamn state in which you already live?

What the fuck is your problem?

Are you lk picks troll?

[EDIT] Deleted, because on second thought, I really don't have to explain myself here... [/EDIT]

War Wagon wrote:

patsy stone wrote:My cousin just got transferred there and he and his family have to move within the next couple of weeks. They know nothing of that city. What are the good areas to live in? They are looking for houses online right now...

TIA.

Don't you live in J-ville? The same fucking state?

So let me this straight, then

You're asking a bunch of trolls on this here message board who live coast to coast, up and down the width and breadth of this great nation, where the good areas are to live in the same goddamn state in which you already live?

What the fuck is your problem?

Are you lk picks troll?

You fucking idiot. Your grasp on this board's bitch trophy is getting stronger w/each post that you somehow seem to think slips by as a 'take'. There's some honest to goodness stupid shits here, but rest assured, the vast majority make sure they've finished their drinks when they scroll down and see a WarWagon post. Fucking idiot. Bloody hell, fucking idiot doesn't come close to describing whatever in the hell it is you are.

For starters, Florida only happens to be 500 hot as hell driving miles long. Now, Missouri on the other hand, happens to be 300 miles long... whassat... 66% shorter in length? Hmmm... 66%. What else does that describe.... Hmmmm. I'll take how much larger anyone else's brain is at T1B relative to yours for 100, Alex.

I guess one reason you made such an idiotic post is the fact that MO residents are oblivious to anything else outside of KC or St. Louis. That's all they know.. that's THEIR state... not the entire 70,000 sq. miles... just a few hunnert or so is all. So, they know all the places to live in their shit state... shithole suburb #1 , shithole suburb #2, or shithole suburb #3. I'd forgive you, but you're such a complete douchebag that I just can't find it in myself to do so. Fucking idiot is all you are.

trev wrote:Never been to Florida, (except the Miami airport) nor do I ever want to go there.

sober drivers are rejoicing

Honestly Pcola is a shithole.

I would live in Navarre and commute. If he doesn't mind driving an hour to work both ways my community Fort Walton Beach/Destin is the nicest in the area.

Adelpiero wrote:

trev wrote:Never been to Florida, (except the Miami airport) nor do I ever want to go there.

sober drivers are rejoicing

And you're the epitome of honesty and integrity, as usual.

patsy stone wrote: [EDIT] Deleted, because on second thought, I really don't have to explain myself here... [/EDIT]

Delete the whole shit thread, then. Unless you're looking for a mercy sniff from PMS X, e, or Kendoll. You've at least accomplished that much with this effort.

Or you could try redirecting your cousins effort to this here message board for advice on where to move. All other attempts are futile, this is where a body needs to go to find stuff.

If I was your cousin, that's what I'd do.

Or tell you to just mind your own fucking business, but maybe your cousin is as clueless as you.

SunCoastSooner wrote:Honestly Pcola is a shithole.

I would live in Navarre and commute. If he doesn't mind driving an hour to work both ways my community Fort Walton Beach/Destin is the nicest in the area.

That's a long damn drive while assuming traffic is favorable. You don't think Gulf Breeze is suitable?

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Ken wrote:For starters, Florida only happens to be 500 hot as hell driving miles long. Now, Missouri on the other hand, happens to be 300 miles long... whassat... 66% shorter in length? Hmmm... 66%. What else does that describe.... Hmmmm. I'll take how much larger anyone else's brain is at T1B relative to yours for 100, Alex.

In that case, Missouri would be 40% shorter than Florida, as you are expressing Missouri’s length relative to Florida. It would be correct to say that Florida is 67% longer than Missouri.

You didn’t really have to add more stupid to the thread, Kenny. There was plenty there already ('sup Whitey Wagon).

Goober McTuber wrote:There was plenty there already ('sup Whitey Wagon).

Watch your step there, Goober. Check Whitey's tag. He's the internet gangster.



Welfare dwellers kill Pirates.

You can keep that Lower Alabama shithole. I was there about two years ago and it was pretty ugly. Destin is a long way to drive but, it's better by a long stretch than P-Cola.

War Wagon, aren't you the guy years ago that was crying about Dale Earnhardt buying the farm? I've been away for a while and I just wanted to make sure I had my tard DB straight.

Goober McTuber wrote: In that case, Missouri would be 40% shorter than Florida, as you are expressing Missouri’s length relative to Florida.

I caught the butchering of the percentage-concept too, but didn't figure it was worth interrupting a good WW pile-on for.

An inquiry about places to live in Florida turned into a Whitey pile-on?

Who woulda thunk it?

Dins,

If you re-read my post I think you’ll see the clever manner in which I educated Kenny, then casually added to the Whitey wagon pile-on.

Goober McTuber wrote:Dins,

If you re-read my post I think you’ll see the clever manner in which I educated Kenny...

Only an idiot of your prescient caliber would have thought that was clever.

If you had really wanted to educate Kendoll, you would have posted something like this:

FLORIDA

Nickname: Sunshine State
Land Area: 53,937 sq. mi. (26)
Highest Point: Walton County, 345 ft.
Population: 15,012,200 (4)
Capital: Tallahassee
Largest City: Jacksonville...which happens to be 358 miles due east of Pensacola, btw.

MISSOURI

Nickname: Show Me State
Land Area: 68,898 sq. mi. (18 )
Highest Point: Taum Sauk Mtn., 1,772 ft.
Population: 5,421,400 (16)
Capital: Jefferson City
Largest City: Kansas City

See? Don't you feel smarter now?

...then casually added to the Whitey wagon pile-on.

Is that what that was? Funny how I seem to be impervious to these alleged "pile-ons". But by all means, keep trying. It's fun to shrug off.

You inept fools should stick to belittling Sissyroo or jtr.

Much more your speed.

Patsy, could you please show us your tits?

The Doktor wrote:Patsy, could you please show us your tits?

Hear hear, and the best post in this thread. (I still don't think I've ever had the privilege of seeing Patsy's orbs, either before or after Prime got done mutilating 'em.)

Prime's "Ode To Suck" posts were a close runner up though.

Van wrote:

The Doktor wrote:Patsy, could you please show us your tits?

Hear hear, and the best post in this thread. (I still don't think I've ever had the privilege of seeing Patsy's orbs, either before or after Prime got done mutilating 'em.)

Prime's "Ode To Suck" posts were a close runner up though.

Really? Prime got a hold of it? Maybe he's the one that kept deleting my posts in this thread asking her to show her tits, then.

The Doktor wrote:Maybe he's the one that kept deleting my posts in this thread asking her to show her tits, then.

Or maybe not, then.

I lost my nazi badge back in 05 as I was not knocking the cover off well enough to please the housekeeper.

Everyone knows this.

I didn't know it.

Sorry, man. You may have been going through a rough time back then and I wasn't there for you.

The cover's totally on, and no tits are in view. Let's not be confused about any of that.

A simple will suffice.
Basic math, basic math...

Python said there would be no math.

The Doktor wrote:Patsy, could you please show us your tits?

Oh, come on, Patsy...

Show us the hooties.

You know at minimum, at least I'll rack you for it.

Dinsdale wrote:You know at minimum, at least I'll rack you for it.

Oh I know that everyone would, including the females and all the gay dudes on here.