Bob. Fucking. Saget.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:01 pm
I heard he likes tequilla with the maggot..
YEEEEAHHH BOYZZZ!!!!
RACK the video... and while you're at it..
RACK BOB SAGET!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:13 pm
Bob Saget, He ain't no faqgot...
I heard he likes tequilla with the maggot..
YEEEEAHHH BOYZZZ!!!!
RACK the video... and while you're at it..
RACK BOB SAGET!!
I heard he likes tequilla with the maggot..
YEEEEAHHH BOYZZZ!!!!
RACK the video... and while you're at it..
RACK BOB SAGET!!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:35 pm
Those people need to be immediately killed.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:38 pm
Uncle Fester wrote:Those people need to be immediately killed.
What? Bob Saget is the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater........
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:42 pm
If I ever meet Bob Saget, I will, to quote Ken Shamrock, beat him into a living death.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:22 am
rack the director of Dirty Work
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:24 am
Underrated movie. Norm needs to stop making beaver commericals and do another flick.Bizzarofelice wrote:Dirty Work
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:44 am
Shit... I thought this was a Death Pool thread.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:51 am
Donovan wrote:Underrated movie. Norm needs to stop making beaver commericals and do another flick.Bizzarofelice wrote:Dirty Work
So that was him. I saw a few of those ads during games this season on Center Ice...I thought that voice was familiar.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:36 am
When I saw the title of this thread, I was figuring that Saget had cashed his chips. Zero props to him for still being alive.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:33 am
Rack that fucking video.
"Good night, Michelle." at the end was classic.
"Good night, Michelle." at the end was classic.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:54 pm
I will beat the daylights out of Bob Saget.
I will beat him to within an inch of his life.
I will beat him to within an inch of his life.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:37 pm
There's 3 minutes I won't ever get back.
Rap AND Bob saget? Audio rape.
Rap AND Bob saget? Audio rape.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:48 pm
If I ever see you, I will fight you.Raydah James wrote:Bob Saget is the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater........
Sin,
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:55 pm
FLASHBACK:
I remember an old girlfriend...
* Sunday nights on the couch.
* She insisted we watch "Funniest Home Videos." Together.
* Videos, some of them quite funny.
* The audience voting for "Senile Grandma Eats Placemat" or "Dad Falls Off Roof."
* Saget doing "funny" voiceovers for parrots, hamsters, gila monsters, etc.
* The insanely unfunny banter between videos like Chinese water torture
* That smirk
* Excusing myself to go...
-get a snack?
-to the bathroom?
-outside to heave cinderblocks off the roof?
The horror, the horror...
I remember an old girlfriend...
* Sunday nights on the couch.
* She insisted we watch "Funniest Home Videos." Together.
* Videos, some of them quite funny.
* The audience voting for "Senile Grandma Eats Placemat" or "Dad Falls Off Roof."
* Saget doing "funny" voiceovers for parrots, hamsters, gila monsters, etc.
* The insanely unfunny banter between videos like Chinese water torture
* That smirk
* Excusing myself to go...
-get a snack?
-to the bathroom?
-outside to heave cinderblocks off the roof?
The horror, the horror...
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:56 pm
Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.
Dont forget to grab the free ice for your collective vagina's at the door.
Dont forget to grab the free ice for your collective vagina's at the door.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:59 pm
'sup, monen?collective vagina's
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:00 pm
Raydah James is down with Bob Saget?
Ouch.
All that effort on the young cool guy thang with the spikey hair and sunglasses...
A Sad Day on Da One Board
Ouch.
All that effort on the young cool guy thang with the spikey hair and sunglasses...
A Sad Day on Da One Board
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:05 pm
I can see Jimmy IN that video with Bob Saget, acting all whigger, doing the "two in the pink one in the stink" fingers and walking llike he had a shit log rolling around in his pants.
The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.
The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:05 pm
Uncle Fester wrote:Raydah James is down with Bob Saget?
Nope. Just down with the meltage that his tard ass just caused on the pussies in this thread.
Moderaters, can we just change the title of this piece to "Fester's spotting puffy twat needs a kotex"
TIA
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:09 pm
Mister Bushice wrote:I can see Jimmy IN that video with Bob Saget, acting all whigger, doing the "two in the pink one in the stink" fingers and walking llike he had a shit rolling around in his pants.
The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.
Remember that post you had where you funny and got RACKed?
Neither do I.
Follow these steps to ensure your posts becoming readable:
1. Open Mouth
2. Insert Shotgun
3. Pull Trigger
Fucking useless tard.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:16 pm
A mental picture forms...
America's Funniest Home Videos, circa 1990.
Saget in high, shrill voiceover: "HAH, I'm a squirrel. I like nuts. HA HA. I'm going to climb a tree and eat nuts. HA HA. I have a tail."
Young Raydah James, sitting in his bean bag chair in Dad's rec room: "HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Squirrel!!! HE FUNNY!"
Elder Raydah James: "If you pee in that chair again I'll beat yer ass."
Saget: "I bet that squirrel likes trees. Big trees. Like my mother in law."
Audience: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
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America's Funniest Home Videos, circa 1990.
Saget in high, shrill voiceover: "HAH, I'm a squirrel. I like nuts. HA HA. I'm going to climb a tree and eat nuts. HA HA. I have a tail."
Young Raydah James, sitting in his bean bag chair in Dad's rec room: "HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Squirrel!!! HE FUNNY!"
Elder Raydah James: "If you pee in that chair again I'll beat yer ass."
Saget: "I bet that squirrel likes trees. Big trees. Like my mother in law."
Audience: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:22 pm
Yeah, we get it-you're an incredibly huge snatch who couldnt change a fucking channel of all things.
I guess if I watched more than a few hours a week of TV, your shit post might apply.
Shut the fuck up, and save your horribly weak smack you gushing slit.
Nobody gives a fuck about the Bode Saget has over a gimp who was too chickenshit to take the TV controller away from his master and change the fucking channel on the whore.
Your laughable pussiness just hit a whole new level. bitch.
I guess if I watched more than a few hours a week of TV, your shit post might apply.
Shut the fuck up, and save your horribly weak smack you gushing slit.
Nobody gives a fuck about the Bode Saget has over a gimp who was too chickenshit to take the TV controller away from his master and change the fucking channel on the whore.
Your laughable pussiness just hit a whole new level. bitch.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:26 pm
Remember that post where you used that line before?Raydah James wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:I can see Jimmy IN that video with Bob Saget, acting all whigger, doing the "two in the pink one in the stink" fingers and walking llike he had a shit rolling around in his pants.
The video would have been much improved if they had tossed Bob off a roof somewhere at the end and filmed his descent and eventual impact for a new version of Americas funniest home videos.
Remember that post you had where you funny and got RACKed?
Neither do I.
you're a one trick pony Jimmy.
Come on now, it's been a few weeks, drop some witty variation of "Stink Crinkle fist fucker" on me, if you can spare any time from your Bob Saget searches.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:30 pm
Wait a second...you posted a thread about Bob Saget, and a pile-on of said turd was NOT what you were looking for?Raydah James wrote:Uncle Fester wrote:Raydah James is down with Bob Saget?
Nope. Just down with the meltage that his tard ass just caused on the pussies in this thread.
Were you expecting us to "praise" his work? Or just remain silent? Answers, please.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:30 pm
Mister Bushice wrote:"Stink Crinkle fist fucker"
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:45 pm
Saget: "HAH, I'm a hamsta, look at me. I broke outta da jail. HAH, Now I'm on top of dah cell block, HA HA."
Young Raydah James: "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! IT'S A HAMSTER!!"
Elder Raydah James: [from other room] I'm not gonna tell you again, if you ruin that bean bag chair it goes straight into the trash!"
Saget: "Hey, look at me, I'm a frog. I like to hop. I think I'll sit here on this lilly pad."
Young Raydah James: "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
etc.
Meanwhile, somewhere out there in TV land...
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:54 pm
Fester, funniest poster in all the interwebs.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:56 pm
Festers Remote wrote:Lifetime channel-again?
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:12 pm
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:20 pm
The Fester list was funny. Fester in this thread is fucking hilarious.
The "melting" angle is fucking tired.
Christ. Fester doesn't like Bob Saget. Is that okay, or does that mean Fester is freaking out and melting and heaving cinder blocks off his roof? Context,m'man. Fester is playing to the back of the house.Raydah James wrote:Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.
The "melting" angle is fucking tired.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:26 pm
deserves another rack.I'm not gonna tell you again, if you ruin that bean bag chair it goes straight into the trash!
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:33 pm
Shut your fucking dickpolishers, slunt-and be sure to massage the ripples on your forehead out from Festers marblebag resting soundly on it.Bizzarofelice wrote:The Fester list was funny. Fester in this thread is fucking hilarious.
Christ. Fester doesn't like Bob Saget. Is that okay, or does that mean Fester is freaking out and melting and heaving cinder blocks off his roof? Context,m'man. Fester is playing to the back of the house.Raydah James wrote:Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.
The "melting" angle is fucking tired.
1, maybe 2 posts is acceptable for Uncle Apronstrings to whine about how much he hates Saget (Or control of his own TV), but 5 or more submit slams detailing how Saget makes his bruised falopian tubes ache is a fucking melt. Period.
RACK Fesstards last post-I laughed. The rest of his melts were funny, too-just in a pathetic fucking way.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:43 pm
Nice melt, Meltah Jane. Fester is totally in your gel-spiked dome. Bode Fester.Raydah James wrote:Shut your fucking dickpolishers, slunt-and be sure to massage the ripples on your forehead out from Festers marblebag resting soundly on it.
All the posts set-up the subsequent jokes. To put it in your terms, you've got to lean over the guy as he's on the bench, spot him, comment on how cut he is and carry his bag before the payoff where you get to stick your bare ass on his junk in the showers.1, maybe 2 posts is acceptable for Uncle Apronstrings to whine about how much he hates Saget (Or control of his own TV), but 5 or more submit slams detailing how Saget makes his bruised falopian tubes ache is a fucking melt. Period. RACK Fesstards last post-I laughed.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:44 pm
punctuation problems much?Raydah James wrote:Shut your fucking dickpolishers, slunt-and be sure to massage the ripples on your forehead out from Festers marblebag resting soundly on it.Bizzarofelice wrote:The Fester list was funny. Fester in this thread is fucking hilarious.
Christ. Fester doesn't like Bob Saget. Is that okay, or does that mean Fester is freaking out and melting and heaving cinder blocks off his roof? Context,m'man. Fester is playing to the back of the house.Raydah James wrote:Im going to have to fucking RACK bob saget for melting the fuck out of the old, unfunny cunts whining like faggots in this thread.
The "melting" angle is fucking tired.
1, maybe 2 posts is acceptable for Uncle Apronstrings to whine about how much he hates Saget (Or control of his own TV), but 5 or more submit slams detailing how Saget makes his bruised falopian tubes ache is a fucking melt. Period.
RACK Fesstards last post-I laughed. The rest of his melts were funny, too-just in a pathetic fucking way.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:08 pm
Saget was currency in The Aristocrats.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:57 pm
Is that John Stamos trying to get in the club after them?