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It's my dog, what's the problem?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:33 pm
by BSmack
Is it safe to say that buggering this makes you a sick fuck?
http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/local_news/ar ... 32,00.html
But don't worry, the dog will be just fine.
"He's already been evaluated by the vet, and the vet says he's OK and will recover from whatever happened," Humane Society spokeswoman Roberta Synal said Tuesday. "If he's put in a good foster home, he's going to get lots of love and training."
Seems to me that he's gotten more love than he could handle.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:06 pm
by OCmike
I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:08 pm
by Bizzarofelice
OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.
Is it an integral part of the story? The story is about a guy who plowed his mutt. Not about a guy crossing the border.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:10 pm
by BSmack
OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.
It is possible he could be a legal resident alien. Doubtful, but possible. No reason for the newspaper to run the risk of a slander suit.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:13 pm
by Killian
You mean this guy couldn't score with the ladies?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:26 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:29 pm
by OCmike
Bizzarofelice wrote:OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.
Is it an integral part of the story? The story is about a guy who plowed his mutt. Not about a guy crossing the border.
No more so than him being a "migrant laborer"...
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:31 pm
by StankHo
Kinda funny, I was around Stuart this past weekend. Never took the place for a dog fuckers haven. Who knew?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
Leave it to an ass-backwards state like Florida to outlaw “doggie-style”.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:07 pm
by indyfrisco
The real question is this...
Were there any "Mike Backers" doled out?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:26 pm
by Killian
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Holy shit! Is that the thing from Buck Rodgers? That thing freaked me the fuck out as a kid!
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:29 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Its Calibos from Clash of the Titans. Also known as the screamer on WonderShowzen.
Re: It's my dog, what's the problem?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:42 pm
by The Doktor
BSmack wrote:Is it safe to say that buggering this makes you a sick fuck?
http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/local_news/ar ... 32,00.html
But don't worry, the dog will be just fine.
"He's already been evaluated by the vet, and the vet says he's OK and will recover from whatever happened," Humane Society spokeswoman Roberta Synal said Tuesday. "If he's put in a good foster home, he's going to get lots of love and training."
Seems to me that he's gotten more love than he could handle.
Are you SirFartsalot, or do you just lurk at .net long enough to steal content for this terrible board?
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:51 pm
by Bizzarofelice
return to rack Frisco. Lucky bastard.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:07 pm
by Derron
Well... you know he was just bored..... nothing to do, just fuckin the dog.
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:46 pm
by Python
Vote for Pedro.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:44 am
by Risa
OCmike wrote:I love how newspapers are so PC that they won't even call a guy an illegal immigrant in a story about puppy rape.
Rack.
Fry him. That looks like a puppy. That's not even a grown dog. That's like raping a kid. The puppy had no choice and didn't know what the fuck. That dude is evil. Fry him.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:46 am
by Risa
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Its Calibos from Clash of the Titans. Also known as the screamer on WonderShowzen.
Off topic, which hawk dude came first: Buck's? Flash Gordon's? the Superfriends'? and who's kicking whose ass and going home with the Sorceress?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:29 pm
by Harvdog
IndyFrisco wrote:The real question is this...
Were there any "Mike Backers" doled out?
RACK. I almost spit out my coffee...
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:38 pm
by indyfrisco
Risa wrote:Fry him. That looks like a puppy. That's not even a grown dog. That's like raping a kid. The puppy had no choice and didn't know what the fuck. That dude is evil. Fry him.
Pedo-Beastiality? Are you serious???
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:04 pm
by Dinsdale
**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**
-Zy
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:36 pm
by Rootbeer
Risa wrote:
Off topic, which hawk dude came first: Buck's? Flash Gordon's? the Superfriends'? and who's kicking whose ass and going home with the Sorceress?
Harvey Birdman is the original but don't call him after sundown.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:55 pm
by The Doktor
Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**
-Zy
Years later.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:15 pm
by Bizzarofelice
The Doktor wrote:Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**
-Zy
Years later.
Meanwhile back in the Jungle
AAAAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AH
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:45 pm
by The Doktor
Bizzarofelice wrote:The Doktor wrote:Dinsdale wrote:**Looks around, and VERY slowly backs out of thread.**
-Zy
Years later.
Meanwhile back in the Jungle
AAAAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AH
The dog must have escaped from where you work. Was it good ass?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:56 pm
by Rootbeer
The Doktor wrote:
The dog must have escaped from where you work. Was it good ass?
I didn't read the article. Is this a boy dog or a girl dog?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:58 pm
by OCmike
Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:07 pm
by The Doktor
OCmike wrote:Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?
Looks like that's a cock down there around his tummy. I'll say boy.
Sin,
IL
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:10 pm
by Neely8
OCmike wrote:Boy dog. Can't you tell by the look of shame on his face?
Pedro an ordained man of the cloth?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:10 pm
by PSUFAN
"The Doktor". From The Vent to IL resets in a single bound.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:12 pm
by Smackie Chan
PSUFAN wrote:"The Doktor". From The Vent to IL resets in a single hound.
One of them thar FTFY thingies.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:14 pm
by Rootbeer
If it's a boy then that's just too sick and wrong. Pedo-bestial-faggotry will not be tolerated. I bet that beaner looked at a pile of the dog's turds and thought "I'm a leetle beeger then thet. Leth's go." Friggin' sicko. Could have at least thrown his dart at a girl dog. He could even do her in the ass for all I care. At least it'd be a girl! A male just doesn't do that to another male. Doing a girl dog in the pooper would probably prevent that whole getting stuck in her coochie and being drug around the neighborhood whimpering thing -which would be nice.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:14 pm
by PSUFAN
Thanks.
Care for an oyster?
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:19 pm
by PSUFAN
We must forgive the beaner - for not all beaners are desirous of ass sex with boy dogs. Stop demeaning the good deeds of the beaner - frijoles negros, chiliquiles, fine landscaping work - just because 1 (o-n-e) beaner mated with a boy dog.
--Catholic Bishop
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:27 pm
by indyfrisco
Dog looks white to me. I'd say this is a reverse rape. The dog probably deserved it...being white and all.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:45 pm
by Rootbeer
PSUFAN wrote:We must forgive the beaner - for not all beaners are desirous of ass sex with boy dogs. Stop demeaning the good deeds of the beaner - frijoles negros, chiliquiles, fine landscaping work - just because 1 (o-n-e) beaner mated with a boy dog.
--Catholic Bishop
I laughed.