T1B

...can Russ hear it?

Seriously folks...

Monen
LKPick
The "alleged" Doktor

...all in one week? I smell a board invasion.
And this is only the opening wave of sappers!

T1B Minutemen, to the border! Life! Liberty! Bandwidth!


"You're either with us, or you're with Sammy G. Heh-heh-heh..."

add risa to that list

How many filters were activated in that post?

TenTallBen wrote:How many filters were activated in that post?

You don't want me to tell you that.

...can IRIE LAGOS be far behind?

I don't get it. :)

Monen wrote:I don't get it. :)

Good to see, obliously you're way ahead of Martyred.

I'd trade Martard for Monen and toss in a bag of chips.

War Wagon wrote:I'd trade Martard for Monen and toss in a bag of chips.

And a pink dildo or two...

Monen wrote:I don't get it. :)

Of course you don't.

And you never answered my question about the over/under.

Be that as it may ... here's what might happen after this post ...

The Doktor wrote:Yeah, I thought you were a fag! Who cares how many pms she's had. Is that all your interested in? You're a fag and she's a woman, why do you care?

You guys are a bunch of fags in here. This entire board should be deleted. There's nothing worth seeing here.

That aside, how close was I Monen, on my line of 5 pervs who PM'd you, unsolicited?

Nobody pm'd me - not a single one.

Monen wrote:Nobody pm'd me - not a single one.

On .net's or Miss C's site (TT), or this board, in total, was my o/u, sweet.

If the answer is the same ... well, you know you're dealing with the wrong crowd, and I'd suggest you get out, now, because there are either a bunch of complete losers on all of those boards, or everybody is having trouble getting their trolls in line, in between, of course, "jacking" their "cranks," and posting smilies and racking you and posting drivel ...

You started at TT, correct? No PMs there either, I assume?

If you received "a few" unsolicited, I don't care what was said. I'm just interested in the number.

I get pm's at TT all the time - the number isn't even worth trying to discern. Love those guys

.net - maybe 3 or 4.

Here - nada.

All I got was a rock.

RadioFan wrote:well, you know you're dealing with the wrong crowd, and I'd suggest you get out, now...

Agree, but for a different reason. This board is about smack and needs an infusion of that commodity. She can't/won't smack, so there's no point to her being here. (And to anyone so inclined, save the giddy "yeh yer a fag cuz she gots tits and she shews um heh heh and if u rag on her u don't like gurls" and fukken at least try to act like you've been there before.)


To steal a phrase from Devvo and Shady Pies, "maximum respect in the area" to all smackers far and wide, those who are willing to do battle, taking shots and dealing them out.




velocet

Velocet, if it's about people not smacking, this place would look like Park Place during the 'DrDetroit25 scares us so we won't let him in our playground we set up specifically to keep him out' days.

It's all cliques. The clique is the thing. Posse up, and it don't matter what you do. Hence, board wars, which are really just posse wars.

You know, after long last, I really have to rack Park Place. It still is cited by folks (well ok, mostly Annie) as an genuine elitist gesture.

Plenty of folks actually got the joke - MDub, for one, with his Baltic Avenue forum, where only he was allowed to post. Hell, to understand the joke all you had to do was read the forum...it never even contained a full page of posts.

And yet, it caused a tsnunami of consternation - it so rankled some folks that they still mention it. Sit, DrD connipted so hard that he kicked himself in the selfofsteam.

PSUFAN wrote:You know, after long last, I really have to rack Park Place. It still is cited by folks (well ok, mostly Annie) as an genuine elitist gesture.

It was less a joke (except who was it really on?), an admirable experiment, and ultimately a revelation. And it was an elitist gesture. It wasn't like 'shit trolls only', though some who posted are responsible for shit trolls and shit trolling. There was a bonafide attempt at exclusion. It was an attempt to play Pirate Bar and Smack-Off Elite 8 in a glass room David Blaine, and like David Blaine in the aquarium there were unintended results. That's all. And the anti-DrDetroit sentiment that still lingers here is still mighty stupid, mighty elitist and mighty ignorant.

velocet wrote:
To steal a phrase from Devvo and Shady Pies, "maximum respect in the area" to all smackers far and wide, those who are willing to do battle, taking shots and dealing them out.

can't rack enough. all shady pies resets are fresh.

Annie wrote:It was

Woman, stifle that piehole. Don't tell us what it was.

TenTallBen wrote:How many filters were activated in that post?

What a whiny fucking cunt you've become.

"Become"? He was born with active tear ducts...and they've since eroded rivulets onto his visage. That happens when you cry a lot.

Rack Park Place.

Like the McRib, I hope it comes back every-so-often.


poptart <---------licks fingers

Bizzarofelice wrote:

TenTallBen wrote:How many filters were activated in that post?

What a whiny fucking cunt you've become.

Do you think I give a shit what you think, much less PSUqueef? Go fuck yourself.

It's 9:30 a.m., and where is your vodka bottle ... ?

You're going to have to set your clocks to SlantTime at some point, poppy.

poptart wrote:Like the McRib, I hope it comes back every-so-often.

so you're the sap that bought that sandwich.....

11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

South Korea v. the Swiss Knives -- 'kickoff' in 4 hrs and 24 min.

Luv me my foosball.

Haven't pulled an all-knighter since I was a college lad.

Tonight's the night ..... gonna be ALright.


Coffee's on.

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

"open the pod doors hal"

Without a doubt this place is all about the smack, all 10 or 20 wicked smacking smackmasters smacking the smack over and over again. Only the bestest of smack kings have made the grade so there's no reason to open this Bastion of Smack Brilliance to any Tardish shit like Tits and Ass and stuff, it really distracts the best from running their amazing smack game. I know there's not been any new posters here in like well...since the board was started and sooner or later the super smack peeps will grow bored and retire but at least we can revel in out righteous world of Smackdom unaccosted by those other stupi people. But really, it's not a clique thing, they only do that at the other boards, you should know everyone at this Land-O-Smack couldn't be stupid like that.

velocet wrote:This board is about smack

'less you're talking about needles, velo, this board is about as much about "smack" as any of them. Beyond the occasional half-ass euroclone charity and mvs punting some tard's nuts into orbit, monen is merely one bitter Roger Ebert job from most of the cats here. Dildo included.

The place does have bitchin' college football and music forums though.

Spinach Genie wrote:

velocet wrote:This board is about smack

'less you're talking about needles, velo, this board is about as much about "smack" as any of them. Beyond the occasional half-ass euroclone charity and mvs punting some tard's nuts into orbit, monen is merely one bitter Roger Ebert job from most of the cats here. Dildo included.

The place does have bitchin' college football and music forums though.

Rack this assessment.

Let's look at it this way. What this board has is a lot of lonely single guys, who don't know how to get along with women. A beautiful woman comes along and several of them get angry at her. What does this place have? Prime X's little Ho? Annie?

And that's it.

That pretty much covers it.

The Doktor wrote: yada yada yada

seriously dude......you fucking suck.....

Felix wrote:

The Doktor wrote: yada yada yada

seriously dude......you fucking suck.....

You have given me children.

Felix wrote:

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

"open the pod doors hal"

This thread wrote:Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do...

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Felix wrote:

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

"open the pod doors hal"

This thread wrote:Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do...

Good morning, Gentlemen.

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

South Korea v. the Swiss Knives -- 'kickoff' in 4 hrs and 24 min.

5:11 a.m. -- halftime ..... Switzerlame 1 Korea 0

Been a highly entertaining tilt to this juncture.

One bloody nose, one groin pull -- stretcher wave-off, and a few futile corner kicks.

I look for Gunther, Fabio, or Park Chu Somebody to fill up the net in the 2nd half.

Rack headers.

poptart wrote:

poptart wrote:11:36 p.m. now, Dave.

South Korea v. the Swiss Knives -- 'kickoff' in 4 hrs and 24 min.

5:11 a.m. -- halftime ..... Switzerlame 1 Korea 0

Been a highly entertaining tilt to this juncture.

One bloody nose, one groin pull -- stretcher wave-off, and a few futile corner kicks.

I look for Gunther, Fabio, or Park Chu Somebody to fill up the net in the 2nd half.

Rack headers.

If a dog runs onto the field, do they break for lunch?

The Doktor wrote:What does this place have? Prime X's little Ho?

She's not a ho ya schmuck.



She's a fucking whore. BIG difference.

PrimeX wrote:She's a fucking whore.

In the bedroom.