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500% Jizz Increase?

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:46 pm
by KC Scott
Spam that made it through the filter this morning promised to increase my ejaculate by 500%.

500% more jizz?

Unless your planning to go into porn, or become a daily donor at your local sperm bank, I'm wondering what the enormous benefit of squirting 5 tablespoons of Yogurt is compared to one.

I mentioned this to the wifey and also told her we'd need to invest in plastic sheets.

I could tell right away, she's not down with the program.

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:38 pm
by pron
Dumbass, you don't ask her permission for that. Just load up, give her the money shot, and smile at the results. :mrgreen:

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:10 pm
by smackaholic
just where in the hell were you on the web when this "spam" made it through?

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:20 pm
by KC Scott
pron wrote:Dumbass, you don't ask her permission for that. Just load up, give her the money shot, and smile at the results. :mrgreen:
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:30 pm
by jtr
giggle

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:42 am
by Wolfman
10 cc--- allegedly how that band was named--
I used to laugh at the porn flicks that had
semen coming out of "penises" like it was
freaking Old Faithful !!

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:48 am
by Jack
KC Scott wrote:Spam that made it through the filter this morning promised to increase my ejaculate by 500%.

500% more jizz?

Unless your planning to go into porn, or become a daily donor at your local sperm bank, I'm wondering what the enormous benefit of squirting 5 tablespoons of Yogurt is compared to one.

I mentioned this to the wifey and also told her we'd need to invest in plastic sheets.

I could tell right away, she's not down with the program.
This chick below seems to be down with the program...

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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:28 am
by Nishlord
Jsc810 wrote:Rack wolfman for the trivia, hadn't heard that about the band. :lol:
And The Lovin' Spoonful.