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the answer to our problems

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:39 am
by Ang
tongue in cheek, had to post it because my sis in law sent it and it actually makes a little sense :)

"Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking
humans in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-
win situation:
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
Use the dirt to raise the levees in New Orleans
Put the Florida alligators in the moat."

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:35 pm
by OCmike
...and use illegals who are are already here because we can pay them less and not offer any benefits, and then deport them when the trench is done. I like it!

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:22 pm
by Mikey
OCmike wrote:...and use illegals who are are already here because we can pay them less and not offer any benefits, and then deport them when the trench is done. I like it!
How you gonna feed the alligators?

:twisted:

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:46 pm
by smackaholic
slow swimming messicans, silly.

and this moat would be like a second panama canal, so jimmah carter giving away the other one that we built and paid for wouldn't look so stupid.