a long fuckin' movie...

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:06 pm

religion debate...woot!

personally i find it really intersting...
dinosaurs and the bible.

warning..it's over 2 freakin hours long..watched half of it yesterday and finished it this morning.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... ent+hovind

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:15 pm

Download link

Right click/save as, in case you don't know.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:40 pm

I'd watch that whole video if it wasn't like ..... 4.6 billion years long or something.

Rack Kent Hovind.

woot

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:25 pm

what's the cliff notes version?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:07 am

cliff notes:

The Bible is accurate.

Man and dino lived together from the start.

There are perhaps still some dinos on the planet, mainly water variety, as man has killed off (except for perhaps a scant few) all land variety dragons.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:12 am

Yeah, those T Rex guys were pretty damned pesky before we discovered the cruise missile.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:20 am

If the T Rex army gathered it's strength and rose up out of Namibia they might make Rummy and the rest of the Imperialist American Pigs piss down their leg. ... yeah ...

Keep your fingers and toes crossed that that scenario never occurs.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:13 pm

Thank you poptart. Going into 'eh' mode. Can scroll to the bottom:

poptart wrote:cliff notes:
The Bible is accurate.

The planet really was intentionally seeded by space aliens (plural) part? or the 'first man had to screw every living being before finding his mate' (the truth about naming) part? or the 'there were two eves, one of which didn't work out due to an administrative hierachy conflict that developed, so the first hightailed it to africa which was already populated by 'demons' (code for aboriginal species or code for diseases?) and one stayed in mesopotamia' part?

Wish Lizard King were here; then he could break out the 'intentional seeding from mars'/'unintentional seeding from a comet' debate.

Man and dino lived together from the start.

We still do. Birds are 'dinosaurs'. Whoopitydo. So is whatever exists in the sea we still haven't figured out ways to kill yet.

Science already says the dinos ate the ancestors of man. No big deal that they didn't look exactly like us at the time.

There are perhaps still some dinos on the planet, mainly water variety, as man has killed off (except for perhaps a scant few) all land variety dragons.

There are no more cold blooded creatures on land (or the air)? color me shocked.

end 'eh' mode. thank you, again, poptart, for watching all of that and giving the run down, so we wouldn't have to.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:45 pm

poptart wrote:Man and dino lived together from the start.

Ah yes, the popular hypothesis proposed by Drs. Hanna and Barbera....

As I understand it, their studies on how pterydactyls were used as primitive record players is truly groundbreaking.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:50 pm

poptart wrote:If the T Rex army gathered it's strength and rose up out of Namibia they might make Rummy and the rest of the Imperialist American Pigs piss down their leg. ... yeah ...

Keep your fingers and toes crossed that that scenario never occurs.

If there was a God, the "T Rex army in Namibia" would have already devoured Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Obviously, that hasn't happened.