From now on...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:52 pm

I'm going to post in a large, bolded green font, and troll for indignant replies by posting pseudo-intellectual drivel on subjects that I really am clueless on, and played out insults designed to elicit replies in kind.

Stay tuned...

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:53 pm

Awesome concept. Looking forward to its long running success.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:56 pm

Van wrote:Awesome concept. Looking forward to its long running success.

fag

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:10 pm

Cool. Kinda like an Elfin Mvscal Meets Dio Troll.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:17 pm

Van wrote:Cool. Kinda like an Elfin Mvscal Meets Dio Troll.

Just another Spamurai Gayblade in action.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:22 pm

^ Can't take a hint.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:33 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:^ Can't take a hint.

^^^^^^^

Thinks this thread is actually original. :roll:

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:36 pm

make that "clueless"

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:44 pm

Okay.

You're clueless. Better?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:45 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Van wrote:Cool. Kinda like an Elfin Mvscal Meets Dio Troll.
Just another Spamurai Gayblade in action.

Gee it works. BODE me.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:13 pm

Mikey wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Van wrote:Cool. Kinda like an Elfin Mvscal Meets Dio Troll.
Just another Spamurai Gayblade in action.

Gee it works.

Kind of like penis envy.

Sucks to be you, I guess.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:20 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Kind of like penis.

Make up your mind.
Do you kind of like it, or do you REALLY like it?
Have a feeling it's the latter.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:22 pm

So is it that you wish you had one, or just want one to suck on?

Never mind, I'd really rather not know.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:29 pm

Mikey - stick to your Leno brand of humor and let the rest of us handle the comedy...bitter old man.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:37 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Mikey - stick to your Leno brand of humor and let the rest of us handle the comedy...bitter old man.

Why don't you step up and give diogenes a slow, luxurious reacharound. You'd both really enjoy it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:46 pm

Well, in that case what I really meant to say was stick to your Jimmy Kimmel brand of humor. So sorry.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:52 pm

Yeah, Mikey. This is not nearly as hilarious as say, appointing yourself as the boards grammar and spelling checker.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:52 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Yeah, Mikey. This is not nearly as hilarious as say, appointing yourself as the boards grammar and spelling checker.

Sorry. My bad.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:58 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:appointing yourself as the boards grammar and spelling checker.

Got a link to where I said that?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:59 pm

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=17287

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:06 pm

Yes, I'm familiar with that link. But, I wasn't able to find the part where I said I would be the self-appointed "checker". Again...link?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:24 pm

You can split hairs if you want to, but

Mgo wrote:I'm bringing back spelling and grammar smack

Is pretty damn close.

But the real question - is it funnier than Jimmy Kimmel?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:26 pm

Actually the question is-When did it go away?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:35 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:You can split hairs if you want to, but

Mgo wrote:I'm bringing back spelling and grammar smack

Is pretty damn close.

But the real question - is it funnier than Jimmy Kimmel?

No, it's not "pretty damn close" nor is it a matter of "splitting hairs". You're just completely wrong.

When someone says they're "bringing it back", that means they're attempting to once again make something "popular". Just because you're unfamiliar with the context of that phrase, doesn't mean you need to try and bring me down with you. To say "I'm making spelling and grammar smack popular once again" is not the same as saying, "I will be checking all posts for spelling and grammar mistakes."

Get it now?

Sure is a good thing I don't have to bring back reading incomprehension smack, as well.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:39 pm

Sure is a good thing I don't have to bring back reading incomprehension smack, as well.

Damn straight, seeing as how you missed the whole point of you busting on Mikey for this thread as being kimmel level humor.

You should bring back pot/kettle smack first.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:43 pm

[font=Comic Sans MS]This is awesome, I shall post like this from now on. [/font]

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:44 pm

make it pink. it is not annoying enough as is.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:45 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Damn straight, seeing as how you missed the whole point of you busting on Mikey for this thread as being kimmel level humor.

Actually, I busted on him for Leno level humor. It wasn't until the homo blast that I busted on him for Kimmel level humor.

PM me if you need more help.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:46 pm

Bode me. I'm in all your domes. MELT, FUCKERS MELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wrong board. Nevermind.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:48 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Damn straight, seeing as how you missed the whole point of you busting on Mikey for this thread as being kimmel level humor.
Actually, I busted on him for Leno level humor. It wasn't until the homo blast that I busted on him for Kimmel level humor.

PM me if you need more help.

PAGING DR ANAL, PAGING DR ANAL.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:54 pm

So you're not good with semantics. That hasn't been preached against yet, so that's cool. That's cool.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:03 pm

Just pointing out that busting on Mikey for this thread while creating that comedic gem of your own doesn't really make your "leave the comedy to the rest of us" comment hold much water.

Just sayin'.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:39 pm

Bushise is skilled in the art of comedic criticism.

Well, at least he tries...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:58 pm

I'm just wondering if Mgo would please to explain the difference between "Leno" level and "Kimmel" level humor.

I've never watched Kimmel and haven't been able to stomach Leno since he went to the uber gay pink and violet L.A. set backdrops. I guess there's a subtle or not so subtle difference, but really I have no idea wtf you are referring to (should that be one "r" or 2's?).

Now, if you'd care to put it in terms of "Colbert" level, "Stewart" level or "Mencia" level I might get the hint.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:03 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:make it pink. it is not annoying enough as is.

I almost decided on pink instead of green, but I figured I should leave at least a small amount of headroom for increased levels of obnoxiousness.

BTW....LOL @ dio...or did somebody else to that?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:10 pm

you call this annoying? pfffttt.

[font=Andalus] now this is annoying.[/font]

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:11 pm

Hey Mikey wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote: wrote:
make it pink. it is not annoying enough as is.

I almost decided on pink instead of green, but I figured I should leave at least a small amount of headroom for increased levels of obnoxiousness.

Good plan. You could also make it blink in pink. That ought to cause a few extra seizures among the bitter old men, at least.

Also, I meant to capitalize my sentences in that post, but the spelling and grammar cop missed it so I guess I'm in the clear. ~whew

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:15 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Also, I meant to capitalize my sentences in that post, but the spelling and grammar cop missed it so I guess I'm in the clear. ~whew

I hear ya. I was rereading a post the other day and I used a whatever type of nym it is where you use the wrong spelling of a word. Looks like our new spellcheck cop is spending more time at the donut shop than cruising for violations.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:15 pm

Diogenes wrote:Bushise is skilled in the art of comedic criticism.

Well, at least he tries...

what happened to your bold print? :? :(

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:16 pm

Risa wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Bushise is skilled in the art of comedic criticism.

Well, at least he tries...
what happened to your bold print? :? :(

[font=Verdana]SHHHHHHH.....I DON'T THINK HE'S NOTICED YET...[/font]