Remiss in My Duties

No headbutting

Moderator: Nishlord

Post Reply
User avatar
Uncle Fester
The Man broke me chain
Posts: 3164
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:58 pm
Location: Abandoned Hamm's Brewery, St. Paul

Remiss in My Duties

Post by Uncle Fester »

Sorry, soccer types.

I've been remiss in my Modship/reporter duties and I haven't really seen a lot of soccer lately.

I think Botswanna was shown a pack of yellow cards, some with naked ladies on them. In other soccer action, balls were kicked, men writhed in pain, and fans attacked each other with self-propelled howitzers.

Me, I've been watching Ultimate fighter shows and something on VH1 with Peter Brady making wedding plans with his hot wife.

I hope to catch more exciting soccer action if I can make it until 1:00 a.m. for the epic battle between Tuvalu and Djibouti.
Top
User avatar
Mac22
Elwood
Posts: 525
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:03 am
Location: Madison, WI

Post by Mac22 »

how did djibouti get past eritrea?
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."

If teachers made twice as much as rock stars, which would you rather be?

There are two motivations in sports... which one is yours?

Image
Top
User avatar
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21732
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
Location: upside it

Post by smackaholic »

Eritrea sucked. They wouldn't have gotten past vatican city if the holy seaers didn't wear those silly ankle length gowns. You ever try a bicycle kick in one of those?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Soccer”