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how do 70,000 loser wankers find the means to travel abroad and have money for beer? ponderous

Damn. Out of beer, and full of piss. That sucks.

I don't get it. Budweiser, the king of beers, is a major sponsor, yet those ungrateful limey drunkards are drinking the local swill.

Ungrateful bastards.

I say the same WC gestapo that depanted those fans a few games back better head out to the local pubs and crack some heads. Certainly the AB juggernaut can, through good old fashioned american mass production, supply enough grog to drown those ingrate bastards.

The story states that they are running out of beer...they probably have plenty of Anheiser-Busch products, though.

^^^ Rack ^^^

Miller sucks.

Bud swallows.

they finally have tasted decent beer and they love it.

there is no such thing as 'local swill' in Germany, btw. every beer is great.

BTW...we're getting Shiner Bock up here now. I like it, although I'm sure you guys are plenty tired of it.

To the HammsMobile...!!

mvscal wrote:Yes, I'm sure they'll see the (Bud) Light once they have drained the country of rancid cat piss.

sin,

whitey

PSUFAN wrote:BTW...we're getting Shiner Bock up here now. I like it, although I'm sure you guys are plenty tired of it.

I miss that shit. I'm gonna have to get by bud to ship me some.

PSUFAN wrote:BTW...we're getting Shiner Bock up here now.

Wow, when are you guys going to get electricity and shoes?

mvscal wrote:I'd say the British are pretty familiar with "decent beer".

I laughed.

Beer snobs are so cute...I want to reach out and pinch their chubby little cheeks.

Bud Lite would promote world harmony, peace, and hotties for all.

Miller Lite would provoke WW III.

miller lite(™,©) has more alcohol content than butt light, btw

mvscal wrote:Yes, I'm sure they'll get around to the Bud Light once they have drained the country of rancid cat piss.

Hey now, what did rancid cat piss ever do to you? That's a pretty mean blow to bacteria-infested feline urine.

War Wagon wrote:Beer snobs are so cute

I laughed.

Uh huh. I guess down there in Shantyville, US of ol A, not drinking Bud Light makes you a "snob", eh WW?

Is dining in at the local McDonald's considered a "treat" for you down there too? Or is that pushing the "snobbery" envelope a little too much? You wouldn't want to be spotted in a McDonald's drive-thru by one of your pals, otherwise they'll start asking to borrow money.

"Whoa, our boy WW can afford one of them thar super giant sized value meals AND a car!"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I laughed.

Then again magooster, I'm sure you laugh at your bosses unfunny jokes, and whilst everyone else is standing around rolling eyes, you're slapping your knee and the bosses back. Yes?

Get with program, you clueless simpleton. I'm not going to spell out my methods and motivations to you. It'll be up to you to rather infer these...something which you are failing miserably at.

pussies, not one of them could actually drive home after 17 pints.



sin,
trev

I'm not going to spell out my methods and motivations to you.

The wily, serpentine ways of the Lite drinker...a proud but Doomed beast...

Dear Anheuser-Busch,

Thank you for keeping your products readily available in all freezers across the country. It’s nice to know my yearning for stale wombat piss doesn’t have to be controlled when I leave the state of Missourah. However, I feel the need to better align myself with the unique qualities of a true “Bud Man”, which Adolphus Busch envisioned long, long ago. In order to do this, I will need to break away from the “snob culture” which has infiltrated our society. So, I have decided to abandon the following things:

Indoor plumbing
Fazoli’s
Tooth paste
Music from the last 20 years
Cars (except the ones I still have on blocks)
Shirts without armpit stains
Basic cable
Sex with women under 250 pounds
Sex with the barely legal (strictly prepubuscents now)
Razors
Jeans you can move in

That is all.




Regards, Whitey