Feel good story of the day...

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:24 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13568024/?GT1=8211

How is this fat fuck doing the splits?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:54 pm

Disgusting

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:56 pm

Unable to leave his bed for five years, the 41-year-old mechanic in the northern industrial city of Monterrey longed to move again.

Can't leave the bed for 5 years, and he's still a mechanic? Shit I got to get a boss that doesn't mind me taking off half a decade for a nap.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:01 pm

How do bedridden obese people get food? Whoever brings it to them should be arrested.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:11 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?

Gravitational pull.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:16 pm

His goal is to lose another 770 pounds

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:48 pm

WolverineSteve wrote: How is this fat fuck doing the splits?

To do the splits you must exercise something.

Something this man doesn't have a lot of.

Something that allows most people to move, lift, and work.

guess it yet?

What is willpower?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:50 pm

You can't make fun of that fat guy because he has a disease.

--.net

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:52 pm

Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.

That deserves a RACK almost as big as Uribe's.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:36 pm

Nice tits. Can we get a (!) on the link?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:41 pm

Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.

To steal a line from an old Simpsons episode...his ass probably has its own congressman.

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:20 am

Who else can say they lost 200 lbs and still have people call them a fat fuck. Pretty sad when you still weigh 1000 lbs after losing 200.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:45 am

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:06 am

Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.

Excellent.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:20 am

WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food? Whoever brings it to them should be arrested.

The next question is...

How does he get rid of his waste (feces and urine)?

Unable to leave his bed for five years, I would say that adds up!!

and if he is not working... someone is doing this for free!!

Imagine volunteering for that doodie!!

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:49 pm

Headhunter wrote:
Unable to leave his bed for five years, the 41-year-old mechanic in the northern industrial city of Monterrey longed to move again.

Can't leave the bed for 5 years, and he's still a mechanic? Shit I got to get a boss that doesn't mind me taking off half a decade for a nap.

The fork lift that gets him out of bed is bound to need an oil change every now and again.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:21 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:52 pm

You people are slipping.

Jack wrote:How does he get rid of his waste (feces and urine)?

Imagine volunteering for that doodie!!

IN!

Sin,

AP

T1B

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