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Debt Advice Needed

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:05 am
by Viper
Credit score is 680.
Never been late on a bill.
I make $6,500 a month (gross) proven by 12 months bank statements.
I own my car outright.
I, unfortunately, do not own a home.

I decided to start my own business a year and a half ago and now am sitting with a $68,000 in various debt that I am looking to consolidate, most of it business related. Basically, I can only afford to just make my monthly minimum payments now, and I need to consolidate it and stretch it out to a 60 month loan in order to create some cash flow.

Here's the pickle:

*I have a good enough credit to get that kind of loan IF I owned a house, but I don't, so no dice there.

*Lenders will only loan up to $25,000 on an unsecured basis, and most balk at that amount based on the debt I am carrying already. I told them I have no problem closing these revolving accounts as a conditional loan approval, but have had zero success with anybody biting on that.

*I tried to apply for a business loan (I am incorporated) but I only have personal credit, no business credit profile, so I am only getting lines of credit up to $7,500.

If banks use a 50% monthly debt-to-income model as a primary underwriting guideline, I should have no problem getting a term loan that leaves me with a monthly payment of roughly $1,200 leaving me at 33% debt to income after rent...but unfortunately, I can't get anybody to help me out.

There has GOT to be somebody out there who can help. Any suggestions on who it might be? I am at the point where I am about to say fuck it and settle my accounts, I mean if having good credit can't get me help now, then what's the big fucking deal in having it?

And if you have advice and would like to pm me instead of posting it here, feel free.

Thanks.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:10 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
put ear to ground...

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:16 am
by socal
Let's have a garage sale.

Items?

Fu's $54,000 SUV.

Mikey's BBQ.

Bace's Jessica Alba bobblehead.

Van's guitar porn beanbag.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:52 am
by GrizBearStare
Viper wrote:There has GOT to be somebody out there who can help.



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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:14 am
by mothster
$6,500 monthly gross and no mortgage........

ummmm

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:19 am
by Cuda
last time this situation came up, Biggie robbed a message board, btw

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:05 am
by Trampis
mothster wrote:$6,500 monthly gross and no mortgage........

ummmm
Thats what I was thinking.How do you not have a home at that income.

Didnt want to settle at your age?OK,thne why didnt you save a bunch of that 80k a year for your business startup debt?

Bling bling?

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:10 am
by JCT
Use your business as a front and start selling coke.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:29 am
by Mike Backer
JCT wrote:Use your business as a front and start selling coke.
Dude would have every stripper in his town on his jock, that's fo sho.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:33 am
by PSUFAN
Get in touch with a credit counselor. Tell him your real income, so he can really help you.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:44 am
by JCT
Burn it to the ground, collect the insurance.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:29 am
by TenTallBen
JCT wrote:Burn it to the ground, collect the insurance.

Burn what to the ground?

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:14 am
by Jack
Listen to 88 and PSUFAN!!

Get professional help!!

http://www.moneymanagement.org/

Good Luck!! You will succeed!!

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
TenTallBen wrote:
JCT wrote:Burn it to the ground, collect the insurance.

Burn what to the ground?
I think he's using Deep Purple songs to speak in code.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:53 pm
by Bizzarofelice
socal wrote:Bace's Jessica Alba bobblehead.
I'd be willing to donate the telescope, camera, surveillance equipment, ninja suit and "Say Anything" boom box I purchased in hopes of winning Jessica's heart.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:58 pm
by PSUFAN
Is (!!) this shit (!!) fo rizzle?

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:00 pm
by Degenerate
Take Michael Ballack at 9-1 to score the first goal against Argentina tomorrow and you'll get better in a hurry.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:32 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Sudden Sam wrote:Contact this guy. He can help you. He makes Donald Trump look like a pauper:

profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=210
Viper's looking to buy a 2 bedroom 1400 sq foot frat house for $1.4 million?

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:13 pm
by Bizzarofelice
go back in time and set it up llc

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:12 pm
by jtr
my advice to you is never be in debt.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:41 pm
by Y2K
I'm thinking if you are drawing 6+ grand and you business is 68 deep in less than 2 years then your using the company to bankrupt yourself by using a negative profit margin as income. I hope you're incorporated......

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:42 pm
by JCT
Hire Isiah Thomas to help you run things.