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Check out this store clerk laying waste to a wannabe robber. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy all over.

http://www.sikvid.com/vids/1945.html
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...awesome yet ironic...too bad "they" won't let the LAPD do the same thing! There would be a lot less crime, but of course the perp's have rights don't they?
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Why after shooting him once does he then go to finish him off? Once is enough to stop the guy. The final two shots seem like murder to me. Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
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Something doesn't seem right about that vid's authenticity. Might be the "HumourOn.com" but who knows.

I'm skeptical.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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After watching that, a tumor has grown in my brain making me hallucinate.

Debbie Harry sez I should kill myself.
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Neely8 wrote:Why after shooting him once does he then go to finish him off? Once is enough to stop the guy. The final two shots seem like murder to me. Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Nope, you can see the guy reaching back for and grabbing his gun while he's on the ground. Which turned out to be the last of many BIG fucking mistakes he made that day. No jury in the world would convict that clerk.
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Tom In VA wrote:Something doesn't seem right about that vid's authenticity.
probably because it's a total fake........
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BSmack wrote:
Neely8 wrote:Why after shooting him once does he then go to finish him off? Once is enough to stop the guy. The final two shots seem like murder to me. Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Nope, you can see the guy reaching back for and grabbing his gun while he's on the ground. Which turned out to be the last of many BIG fucking mistakes he made that day. No jury in the world would convict that clerk.
So does he drag the body away so as not to scare potential customers away? Not saying I have any sympathy for the robber. Just curious why the guy would mess with the crime scene?

Most likely a fake......
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Neely8 wrote:Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Could be 'cuz he dropped him near the clearance rack, which might've scared away customers. Gotta move that merchandise.
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Neely8 wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Neely8 wrote:Why after shooting him once does he then go to finish him off? Once is enough to stop the guy. The final two shots seem like murder to me. Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Nope, you can see the guy reaching back for and grabbing his gun while he's on the ground. Which turned out to be the last of many BIG fucking mistakes he made that day. No jury in the world would convict that clerk.
So does he drag the body away so as not to scare potential customers away? Not saying I have any sympathy for the robber. Just curious why the guy would mess with the crime scene?

Most likely a fake......
It looked to me like he was taking the gun out of the guy's hand.

But hey, if this is a Snopes special, then so be it.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Neely8 wrote:Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Could be 'cuz he dropped him near the clearance rack, which might've scared away customers. Gotta move that merchandise.
Do you think customers who purchased items with grey matter on them got a discount ?
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Tom In VA wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Neely8 wrote:Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Could be 'cuz he dropped him near the clearance rack, which might've scared away customers. Gotta move that merchandise.
Do you think customers who purchased items with grey matter on them got a discount ?
Prolly only if the grey clashed with the garment's color scheme.
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BSmack wrote:
But hey, if this is a Snopes special, then so be it.
For me, it was the "coup de grâce" shot that was four feet above his head.....

but he did manage to kill that rack of closeouts......
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That thing has been floating around for years. Nice to see someone added a time stamp to it.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Debbie Harry sez I should kill myself.

I caught that referencfe-btw.
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Tom In VA wrote:Something doesn't seem right about that vid's authenticity. Might be the "HumourOn.com" but who knows.

I'm skeptical.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that this was a prank that two friends pulled off. Its been around for a while now
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Not to mention that about 8 "shots" were fired and there are only 3 muzzle flashes.
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BSmack wrote:Check out this store clerk laying waste to a wannabe robber. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy all over.

http://www.sikvid.com/vids/1945.html
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