suicide watch: David Hasselhoff

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:53 pm

Hasselhoff Injured
Actor David Hasselhoff was rushed to a London hospital on Thursday after slicing his hand open during a bathroom accident. The 53-year-old Baywatch star, who is currently in the British capital to shoot an advertising campaign, was taken from his hotel to St. Thomas' Hospital for emergency surgery. Hasselhoff severe a tendon on shards from a glass shelf, which he accidentally smashed on the restroom wall while shaving. A hospital aide tells British newspaper The Sun, "David was about to shave when he hit his head on a shelf, which shattered. His hand was cut quite badly."

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:38 pm

Dirk Nowitzski has already booked the first flight to London to be with his hero.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:44 pm

Jess, I think the timing is off in the GIF in your signature.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:52 pm

Jess, you follow tabloid-fuelled stories about David Fucking Hasselhoff.

Just get it the fuck over with already -- admit what you are, and get to sucking dick. This years-long state of denial isn't healthy for you.

Face it bud -- you're a fucking faggot. Embrace it.

Sure, you're going to take some heat on this board for it(slight chance, anyway), and your parents will probably be less-than-thrilled, but when the firestorm eventually blows over, you'll be able to find peace within yourself.

Get out of the closet already. You know you've got a mean case of manlust, and it's become so strong you're not doing a very good job of hiding it anymore.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Jess, you follow tabloid-fuelled stories about David Fucking Hasselhoff.

Just get it the fuck over with already -- admit what you are, and get to sucking dick. This years-long state of denial isn't healthy for you.

Face it bud -- you're a fucking faggot. Embrace it.

Sure, you're going to take some heat on this board for it(slight chance, anyway), and your parents will probably be less-than-thrilled, but when the firestorm eventually blows over, you'll be able to find peace within yourself.

Get out of the closet already. You know you've got a mean case of manlust, and it's become so strong you're not doing a very good job of hiding it anymore.

rack

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:41 pm

admit what you are, and get to sucking dick.

Beautiful.

Sometime in the next few days, or whenever he gets back to the board, Mvscal will gaze upon that rip and he'll be beside himself over not penning that one himself.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:15 pm

^^^ bandwagoner

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:16 am

^^^^ overweight pole smoker who never gets to be the caboose

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:59 pm

who the fuck is david hasselhoff, imo?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:15 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5149782.stm

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:54 pm