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My names Warren, I used to hang out with you deviant souls, however, it has been awhile and I just wanted to say hello.

I'm fortunate enough to be in the States for our nations birthday and wanted to wish each and every one of you a safe and joyous Holiday.

I'm just chillin' with the Family and staying off the roads because I turn around and head back to jolly old England in the morning but am looking forward to moving back within the month.

So if anyone is as lame as I am today, please go ahead and pile on the insults so I have something to do while I'm waiting for the crew to get here and get the grill fired up.

Take care yanks.

Whatchyadoin' across the pond?

Is that really you warren?
If so, then go fu...

Ahhh nevermind. Have a great one and don't be such a stranger.

:wink:

What's up MGO?

The company offered me a respite in order to visit the family and meet the management of our newly opened Houston office, so I took advantage of leaving the old lady behind, in order to actually partake of an adult beverage without hell being paid and hopefully find myself a spot here in the good ol' USofA.

Don't get me wrong, I have a great affinity for London and the work I do in the North and Norwegian Seas, it's just that there IS no place like home and I'm ready to come back.

I'm actually ready to get the hell out of the energy exploration business all together and come home every night and barbecue on Sunday's, it's just that thing about teaching an old dog new tricks, so if anybody's got any ideas please let me know. I'm a versatile son of a gun, and I can sell sand to a raghead if needed.

Happy 4th MGO, that is if you're not a Canuck as I seem to remember you might be. Either way, no offense.

Mikey wrote:Is that really you warren?
If so, then go fu...

Ahhh nevermind. Have a great one and don't be such a stranger.

:wink:

Good to hear from Mr. Mikey, I hope you and yours are doing well.

Oh, and by the way, why don't you go fu.. yourself as well!!!

Have a great day amigo!

warren wrote:that is if you're not a Canuck as I seem to remember you might be.

Michigander.

So, yeah, close enough.

Check out the new, bitterless warren!

Enjoy your time stateside. Say hello to Nishlord.

warren wrote: so I took advantage of leaving the old lady behind, in order to actually partake of an adult beverage without hell being paid and hopefully find myself a spot here in the good ol' USofA.


I'm actually ready to get the hell out of the energy exploration business all together

Sounds more like you might be better off getting out of the married business.

Mister Bushice wrote:

warren wrote: so I took advantage of leaving the old lady behind, in order to actually partake of an adult beverage without hell being paid and hopefully find myself a spot here in the good ol' USofA.


I'm actually ready to get the hell out of the energy exploration business all together

Sounds more like you might be better off getting out of the married business.

I hear ya bra. It's just that my liver hears her louder and clearer.

socal wrote:Check out the new, bitterless warren!

Enjoy your time stateside. Say hello to Nishlord.

Como esta' Socal?

Yeah, I've developed a tad of that English way. I hope you're doing well and are enjoying the 4th. However, don't fear, as soon as we relocate to the greatest country in the world I will re-adopt my assinine Texas demeanour and it will be just like old times. My British spouse will just have to re-adjust.

Take care my brother.

warren wrote:I turn around and head back to jolly old England in the morning

So your going to miss all the 4th of July festivities that they have going on over there?

chargerfan wrote:

warren wrote:I turn around and head back to jolly old England in the morning

So your going to miss all the 4th of July festivities that they have going on over there?

Yeah, what a bummer. At least I got to enjoy the hell out of St. George's Day and Whitset Day, both of which I could not gather the meaning of from one single citizen. So, in accordance I renamed Whitset Day as "Whatsthefuckday."

And nobody seemed to care.

I was born in England to American parents, I actually do love the place in some ways, but dear Lord, even my English wife can't wait to get back to Texas.

Oh, and if anybody speaks to the Nishlord, tell him if he needs any new clients I live on One Legion Park, Bow, East End and there's a playground right across the street in case he needs any new recruits.

Tell him it's just a couple blocks off the Roman Road Market, take the number 8 to Altford, and he'll know where to look.

I don't live in London, you disgusting Cockney oik.








(And I don't know what Whitset Day is, either)

warren,

Nice to see you back in these parts. What prison were you incarcerated in for the last year or so? My good friend Hy Colonic wants to know.

I’m sure you enjoyed all that man-lovin’.

Nishlord wrote:(And I don't know what Whitset Day is, either)

Google came up empty as well.

Btw, here's some info on St. George's Day, Warren.

warren wrote: ...so I took advantage of leaving the old lady behind

Does Steve know you call him that?

Nishlord wrote:I don't live in London, you disgusting Cockney oik.

(And I don't know what Whitset Day is, either)

Could he be speaking of Whitsun Day?

Do you guys still celebrate that?

Uncle Fester wrote:

warren wrote: ...so I took advantage of leaving the old lady behind

Does Steve know you call him that?

Yeah. If he's late serving our dinner because he's been covering your manhole, he get's relegated to old lady status.

Oh, and by the way, why would you piss on my parade when you know that you'd be the last motherfucker on the planet I'd wish a happy anyday to?

Nishlord wrote:I don't live in London, you disgusting Cockney oik.








(And I don't know what Whitset Day is, either)

Sorry, it's Whatsunday, my wife just called and she doesn't know what the hell it's about either. Oh, and whoever was trying to tell me about St. George's day can shut the hell up I put so many of those freaking flags out that I dislocated both shoulders.

And to think, I was really throwing out an olive branch to Eurostank, and this is what I get in return.

Seriously, Nish, where do you live? I've gotten to see more of England than I ever had in the past. I've gotten to see a lot more of England because I'm working on pipelines and not so much offshore right now. I've been to Rugby, sucks Liverpool sucks Manchester sucks, Brighton, sucks, Kent, pretty, but sucks, my birthplace Great Yarmouth, sucks. Hell your whole fucking welfare state sucks. In fact I don't care what type of paycut I take my Wife even wants out of that camel jockeyed shithole so bad we're either moving to Glengaraff, Ireland or right back here to Texas, I'll take the Micks or the Rednecks over the assbackwards limeys anyday.

The only nice thing I have to say about your third rate Beck and Posh State is your page 3 girls.

Oh, and I do give my condolonces to those who were lost one year ago today to those murderous ragheaded scum that now run every off license store in London. Hell, Nish there's fewer Arabs in Saudi then there are in Britain. And there's fewer brain cells up North then there are in a rabid fetus.

Nottingham.

warren wrote:...we're either moving to Glengaraff, Ireland or right back here to Texas, I'll take the Micks or the Rednecks over the assbackwards limeys anyday.

no love for the wetbacks? I here teeehas has a couple.