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Man sues Jordan for $416 Million

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:38 pm
by Cicero

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:44 pm
by Mikey
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:59 pm
by Felix
Sudden Sam wrote:I guess this means I can sue Jess.
lemmee guess....

you're a mute.......

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:23 pm
by Smackie Chan
Unfortunately, the article doesn't give Heckard's age, on which the case may hinge. If dude is older than MJ, then he has a case. But if Jordan is older, he should be able to claim a legal right to the look. I'm surprised the douche isn't suing MJ's mom (if she's still drawing breath) for passing along the genes that resulted in dude's oft-mistaken identity. (I'm sure he'd sue Pops, too, if he wasn't taking a dirtnap.)

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:28 pm
by The Assassin
I like his chances to win.

signed,

The fatass who sued McDonalds for not warning people the food can make you obese.

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:27 am
by the_ouskull
Would anybody be suprised at 10 to 1 he drops the lawsuit to hang out with Jordan for a day, just to take pictures and tell "his boys?"

the_ouskull

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:22 am
by Ace
I guess its hard to parlay that into scoring with hot chicks when you show up in a 1999 Chevy Lumina

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:54 am
by socal
Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.

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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:05 am
by Diogenes
socal wrote:Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.

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This thread sucks.

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:46 pm
by the_ouskull
I have to have to be the one to do it, but...
Man sues Jordan because man is black.
Fixed.

the_ouskull

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:57 pm
by Nishlord
KGW says Heckard stands just over six feet tall, about six inches shorter than Jordan, but has a shaved head with an earring in his left ear. He plays a lot of basketball, he says, and wears Air Jordan shoes because they're comfortable.
Coincidence piled upon coincidence. He's entitled to every penny of that money.

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:01 pm
by pron
Diogenes wrote:
socal wrote:Don't fuck wit Jordan. Just sayin'.

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SQUIRT

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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:41 pm
by 4 king guy
Perhaps, I should sue "this man".. People are always confusing me with him!

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:57 am
by Y2K
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