T1B

"OK. I'm just going to throw up my hands, throw it into the wind and take another poke at it."

Tell me again how that person became a supervisor?

Shoalzie wrote:Tell me again how that person became a supervisor?

Come now, do enquiring minds really want to know the answer to that question?

What was she going to poke it with?

I have noooo idea what that meant, but we're having fun pretending to throw stuff in the wind and poke it.

When I'm drunk in a crowded bar, I throw all kinds of bullshit into the wind, in an attempt to "poke it."

I'm not sure that's what Supervisor meant, though.

Dinsdale wrote:When I'm drunk in a crowded bar, I throw all kinds of bullshit into the wind, in an attempt to "poke it."

All I needed to read. Not that it tells me anything I didn't already know.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:All I needed to read. Not that it tells me anything I didn't already know.

What...that I like to have sex with women...frequently?


Yeah, that certainly a damning indictment against me, alright.


I hear the Catholic Church is actually trying to get a law passed against it, actually.

Dinsdale wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:All I needed to read. Not that it tells me anything I didn't already know.

What...that I like to have sex with women...frequently?


Yeah, that certainly a damning indictment against me, alright.

Not a damning indictment at all. Just struck me as funny. More than anything, it merely confirms the drunken-nightlife animal-fuck anything that moves persona you so frequently relate to the rest of the board.

And like I said, that's neither good nor bad, inherently. In fact, I did it for awhile myself, and I'm glad I did. But I'm also glad that those days are now behind me. Most of the time, anyway.

I hear the Catholic Church is actually trying to get a law passed against it, actually.

You heard wrong. That would be the fundies, actually.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:it merely confirms the drunken-nightlife animal-fuck anything that moves persona you so frequently relate to the rest of the board.

And like I said, that's neither good nor bad, inherently.

I dunno...been pretty fucking good from my viewpoint.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

I hear the Catholic Church is actually trying to get a law passed against it, actually.

You heard wrong. That would be the fundies, actually.

True. The RCC doesn't want to ban sex. They just want you to feel bad about it.

BSmack wrote:The RCC doesn't want to ban sex.

Of course not. They believe in the sanctity of the priest - altar boy union.

BSmack wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

I hear the Catholic Church is actually trying to get a law passed against it, actually.

You heard wrong. That would be the fundies, actually.

True. The RCC doesn't want to ban sex. They just want you to feel bad about it.

Exactly. Nobody does guilt better than the Catholic Church. Except, maybe, the Jews.

mvscal wrote:Yes, guilt over everything except tapping kiddies in the pooper. That one gets a big thumbs up.

And Johnny One Note strikes again.

88 wrote:For me, the funniest part of every one of Patsy's "my supervisor said this" threads is knowing that the object of Patsy's ridicule is Patsy's supervisor. Now that is funny.

That's kind of what I think every time I see these. It's not making fun of a peer, a direct report, or just a random coworker. It's pointing out the idiocy of the person who hired you.

What...does...that...say...about...you,...Patsy?

Dinsdale wrote:When I'm drunk in a crowded bar, I throw all kinds of bullshit into the wind, in an attempt to "poke it."

What do you do when the bar isn't crowded? Are you more selective with the bullshit slinging? Like using a strategic strike at the "honey" of your choice or do you just close one eye and throw it at the bitch in the middle? Finally, do you ever "poke it" to the point where it's self of steam leaks out?

IndyFrisco wrote:

88 wrote:For me, the funniest part of every one of Patsy's "my supervisor said this" threads is knowing that the object of Patsy's ridicule is Patsy's supervisor. Now that is funny.

That's kind of what I think every time I see these. It's not making fun of a peer, a direct report, or just a random coworker. It's pointing out the idiocy of the person who hired you.

What...does...that...say...about...you,...Patsy?

She didn't hire me. The woman who hired me I have utmost respect for. She moved to California for personal reasons and we are currently missing an authority figure in the department. In the process of hiring. Anyway this girl isn't really my direct supervisor. She supervises the production artists and the new people. She's kinda the manager of the department, i.e. she is a workhorse and does a lot of stuff I would never want to do. She's actually very nice and is a hard worker, but the words that come out of her mouth make me chuckle!

Nothing wrong with the daily chuckle.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Finally, do you ever "poke it" to the point where it's self of steam leaks out?

If I'm poking it...there probably wasn't much to leak out in the first place.

"I don't want you two ro-sham-bo'ing each other for accounts when I'm gone"


thats my idiot mgr's quote for the day