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My wife dragged me to this flick over the weekend.

As the thunderous Dolby stereo washed over me and the relentless CGI assaulted my eyeballs, I came away thinking the film had something to do with a...

-magic compass, magic key, jar of sand, dead guy's heart, island of hungry cannibals, giant sea monster, gambling game for souls, bad guy in a wig, bad guy with a starfish on his face, ship full of bad guys led by Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants fame, etc.

It was all very confusing and tedious to sit through without a barf bag or bottle of aspirin.

The teenagers in front of me seemed to like it. The second it ended, all 15 of them pulled out cell phones and called:

Friends?
Family?
Bookies?
Dial-a-Devotion Daily?
Commissioner Gordon?

This world is passing me by.

-Fess, Struggling with Modern Movies

mvscal wrote:Smoke more weed.

I'd listen to him...he's pre-med.

I saw it too. Not nearly as good as the first one. Depp seemed to try too hard, and I hate movies that don't really end. If the first was a 10 then this was a 6. It's actually "Pirate's of the Carribean--Dead Mans Chest". Curly's Gold was City Slickers 2.........

Didnt see the first. Probably wont see the 2nd.

...why don't they tell you when a movie is 5 hours long?

ChargerMike wrote:...why don't they tell you when a movie is 5 hours long?

2 1/2 actually.....AND IT DIDN'T EVEN END.......

The second it ended, all 15 of them pulled out cell phones and called:

Friends?
Family?
Bookies?
Dial-a-Devotion Daily?
Commissioner Gordon?

This world is passing me by.

Hahaha...I always laugh at these kids who are hanging out together, but they are never speaking to one another, they are speaking to other people on their cells.

PSUFAN wrote:

The second it ended, all 15 of them pulled out cell phones and called:

Friends?
Family?
Bookies?
Dial-a-Devotion Daily?
Commissioner Gordon?

This world is passing me by.

Hahaha...I always laugh at these kids who are hanging out together, but they are never speaking to one another, they are speaking to other people on their cells.

That's as sad as it is funny............
just sayin............

Maybe they all called each other to talk about the movie they just sat through.

As for smoking weed, that stuff sends me straight to the couch for a long nap. I need to be outside trimming the weeds, not smoking them.

When Red Green comes on the TV and says, "I want to talk to all of you middle-aged guys..." I find myself craning my neck to hear whatever he has to say.

And it's not just the Pirates movie, it's ALL modern movies. I feel like the guy in Clockwork Orange, strapped to the seat with my eyes forced open. The computer graphics, swirling camera angles, and deafening soundtracks are more an assault on the senses than a movie experience. I prefer to go for a walk.

Pirates of the Koala Caramel: The Search for the Short and Curlies

Neely8 wrote:

ChargerMike wrote:...why don't they tell you when a movie is 5 hours long?

2 1/2 actually......

CM was talking in Ijustgotbumjackedbythestudio time.......

Cicero wrote:Didnt see the first. Probably wont see the 2nd.

Or the third for that matter.

Got dragged to the movie too. I enjoyed the first one, second one was okay, but since it was teh wifey's choice - I gotta little nookie afterwards.

I'd sit through any movie if it led to sex.

wtf are you doin here dag?

back in your corner. Don't make me roll up this newspaper



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Neely8 wrote:It's actually "Pirate's of the Carribean--Dead Mans Chest". Curly's Gold was City Slickers 2.........

Huh? Ya don't say.

Uncle Fester wrote:guy with a starfish on his face,

Mike Backer tossing Mark Cuban's salad cracks will always be funny.

The fight sequence on the wheel was pretty cool.

The most amazing thing is that it was all based on a true story.


Jess, I've got a treatment that I'd like you to shop around.

It's called Pirates of the Carribean 8: The Man Broke Me Chain

timmay wrote:wtf are you doin here dag?

back in your corner. Don't make me roll up this newspaper



CORNER!!!!!


COR-NER!!!!!

I can still come here from work. Not allowed on the other site tho. Maybe it has something to do with the domain name :?

Besides, don't have to deal with Jefe in San Diego since he was run from here.

Dog wrote:.....don't have to deal with Jefe in San Diego since he was run from here.

rack poptart and his mastery of tard running.....

I got dragged to see it today

Found the first one ordinary & this one just meh

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Neely8 wrote:It's actually "Pirate's of the Carribean--Dead Mans Chest". Curly's Gold was City Slickers 2.........

Huh? Ya don't say.

Thank you Baked.

Neely, you are a fucking moron.


Sarcasm, meet Neely8. Make sure you two get an intimate knowledge of each other too.

Uncle Fester wrote:The most amazing thing is that it was all based on a true story.


Jess, I've got a treatment that I'd like you to shop around.

It's called Pirates of the Carribean 8: The Man Broke Me Chain

Sounds good. I've already written the sequel to your movie.

It's called the Mighty Quinns of the Carribean: The Search for Maubee's Gold.

~bump~

Flick took in $62 million on it's 2nd week. $258mill total.

DEA should check out the theaters where the movie is being played.

PSUFAN wrote:Pirates of the Koala Caramel: The Search for the Short and Curlies

I laffed.