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Some Pretty Good Danica Smack...

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:32 am
by Mike Backer
Ed Carpenter, who trails Patrick by four slots in the IRL IndyCar Series' points race, made the comment when asked how Patrick might handle NASCAR racing during a radio appearance to promote Saturday night's Firestone Indy 200.

"I think Danica's pretty aggressive in our cars," Carpenter said Wednesday on WGFX-FM in Nashville.

"I mean, you know especially if you catch her at the right time of the month, she might be trading plenty of paint out there," he said.



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BWA!!! Classic. Very Fuzzy Zoelleresque. I heard some douche on ESPN break this story this afternoon, and you could hear him cringe as he said it.

You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.

Rack Ed Carpenter.

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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:44 am
by Atomic Punk
If any of those racers in the open wheel form of not trading paint can explain why they have issues with her other than her 100 lb payload of a frame, let me hear it Bran.

That rook that fucked up during a practice a few months ago and got himself killed had a shorter career.

I am looking forward to Montoya coming over to NASCAR and hope he does well. Open wheel racing is all technology and they don't have personalities, nor do they have an "attitude." They are like the cyclists, soccer players, Super Bikers, etc. They are boring little international 3rd worlders and do not excite anybody outside of the most dominant and powerful country in the world. I love it!

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:00 pm
by Mike Backer
It's the Anna Kournikova Syndrome. Easy on the eyes. Hasn't won shit. The media machine needs to stop ramming this winless skank down our throats until she shows us some skin.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:12 pm
by OCmike
The longer she goes without winning shit, the better the odds that she'll end up in a skin rag.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:31 pm
by Atomic Punk
Good points Bran and Mike. I like Danika because she is feisty. I love girls that have an attitude and don't want the "white picket fence" type of shit. They haven't won anything, but Anna is a manipulator and not a fighter. Danika has an edge that is attractive.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:07 pm
by Tom In VA
Fucken Rules men, what about the fucking rulez ?


Sheesh....

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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:17 pm
by Y2K
Rack Tom for saving this thread.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:21 pm
by indyfrisco
I want to see her babymaker

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:27 pm
by Neely8
I think she is hot and all but damn.......her and Kelly Clarkson need to see a boob doctor fast!!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:42 pm
by indyfrisco
A smokin' ass beats smokin' boobs any day.

And she has a smokin' ass.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:46 pm
by Tom In VA
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Well gee thanks Danica, I sure would like that blow job you offered me and then a weekend of raunchy sex and all but, I don't think your boobs meet my qualifications ....


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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:48 pm
by Neely8
Tom In VA wrote:Image


Well gee thanks Danica, I sure would like that blow job you offered me and then a weekend of raunchy sex and all but, I don't think your boobs meet my qualifications ....


:meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds:
I said she was hot. I never said I wouldn't nail her. I just like girls with a little more of a female profile......

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:49 pm
by Dinsdale
Anyone who thinks fake boobs look better than real ones -- try getting out and meeting some women sometime, rather than just perusing Playboy to form your opinions.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:54 pm
by Neely8
Dinsdale wrote:Anyone who thinks fake boobs look better than real ones -- try getting out and meeting some women sometime, rather than just perusing Playboy to form your opinions.
Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman. IM not talking 44DDD or anything. A nice 36C will work........

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:56 pm
by Dinsdale
Neely8 wrote: Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman.

All women have boobs. Some are just bigger than others.

Myself -- I like the variety. I appreciate the beauty of all different booby types.

And this is probably a contributing factor to why I get to nail skanks while the rest of you are GYJO.

So there.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:59 pm
by Shoalzie
Mike Backer wrote:It's the Anna Kournikova Syndrome. Easy on the eyes. Hasn't won shit. The media machine needs to stop ramming this winless skank down our throats until she shows us some skin.

Remember, for one thing she's woman in a male dominated sport and she's in her early 20s. In her defense, she's at least being competitive but much like Michelle Wie, too many people think she's a failure because she's not beating the best in the world. Every sports prodigy always gets major heat if they don't come right into their sport and dominate like LeBron or Tiger. Athletes that dominate their sports from an early are a once in a generation occurence. These young women in sports today are getting way too much pressure placed on them when people forget they're still kids/young adults. Let them grow up a little before putting adult expectations on them.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:02 pm
by Tom In VA
Dinsdale wrote:
Neely8 wrote: Fake boobs look better then no boobs on a woman.

All women have boobs. Some are just bigger than others.

Myself -- I like the variety. I appreciate the beauty of all different booby types.

And this is probably a contributing factor to why I get to nail skanks while the rest of you are GYJO.

So there.
We don't always get along, but nontheless, you deserve it ....

Jill Hennessy

http://www.lawandorder-fr.com/photos/lo/hennessy04.jpg



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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:08 pm
by Dog
Best part about that smack is Danica's response.

She laughed and said it was funny.

Glad she didn't go cry like some posters...errr...people I know.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:16 pm
by Dinsdale
Tom In VA wrote: We don't always get along

HUH?

I get along with EVERYONE here.


I only call the lot of you "fucking gayassed stupid motherfuckers who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with zyclone's bankroll, you mouthbreathing bunch of panty-wearing placentafaces" because I care.

Jill Hennessy

Makes me loins tingle. Definitely one of the hottest 35+ chicks out there.

Re: Some Pretty Good Danica Smack...

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:49 pm
by Mike Backer
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Mike Backer wrote:You know those drivers are sick and fucking tired of Danica. And until that ho spreads 'em for some skin mag, so am I.
So you're saying that you're GAY?
How in the fuck do you get gay from the fact that I want to see her nekkid?

Swing and a miss...

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:29 pm
by indyfrisco
I'd give her a Mike Backer.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:43 pm
by Mike Backer
IndyFrisco wrote:I'd give her a Mike Backer.
So would I.

:twisted: :shock: 8)

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:54 pm
by PSUFAN
Please help a man out. Who is "Danica"? Is she that brunette hottie Tom is posting in this thread? Is she a NASCAR driver? Zounds...

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:00 pm
by indyfrisco
She's an IRL driver. Yeah, she's the brunette.