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British Police: "Sort Your Flange Out, Missus"
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:04 pm
by Nishlord
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/13072006/323/b ... ckers.html
LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.
The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed at hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort of young lady who might be found blind drunk and vomiting in a gutter after a night out on the town.
"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.
"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.
"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."
The Suffolk constabulary in eastern England insists there is a serious point behind their seemingly bizarre advice.
Officers felt they had to talk to women in a language they might understand.
"There have been a number of attacks on women who have been drinking and there is a serious message to get across," a Suffolk Police spokeswoman told The Guardian newsapaper.
"We've written this in a gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style in the hope that young women will pick it up and read it and take notice."
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:08 pm
by missjo
Obviously the Brazillian Wax craze has bypassed England
& they are sticking with the Eastern European full pelt style.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:17 pm
by Cicero
Thats pretty funny.
UNWAR hairy beavers. Sup 88.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:32 pm
by PSUFAN
I'm thoroughly impressed. The cops are offering girls advice on how to maintain dignity after they've gotten utterly sloshed enough to pass out on the ground in public. Moreover, they're offering crotchfuzz maintenance advice, on top of that. This is to be expected from the nation that can drain Germany of beer .
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:36 am
by Trampis
Not bad,think Ill get ratted on bevvies this weekend
Re: British Police: "Sort Your Flange Out, Missus"
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:15 pm
by warren
Nishlord wrote:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/13072006/323/b ... ckers.html
LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.
The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed at hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort of young lady who might be found blind drunk and vomiting in a gutter after a night out on the town.
"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.
"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.
"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."
The Suffolk constabulary in eastern England insists there is a serious point behind their seemingly bizarre advice.
Officers felt they had to talk to women in a language they might understand.
"There have been a number of attacks on women who have been drinking and there is a serious message to get across," a Suffolk Police spokeswoman told The Guardian newsapaper.
"We've written this in a gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style in the hope that young women will pick it up and read it and take notice."
That's pretty interesting douchelord, thanks for the latest "bobby" update, but I've found your women to have more class and character than any Yank bitch I've come across in quite a while.
I'm not renouncing my US Citizenship by any means, but I will tell you this, I'm still stuck in the muck, and all I wake up to in the morning is mayhem and murder, I'm really missing SKY TV and the English rain. I know your East Enders lack a little in class, but I've grown homesick to your country and the sad thing is my wife couldn't be more the opposite, she wan'ts to be back in Texas tommorrow.
Isn't there some hybrid limey\yank bitch that just knows how to cook and shut the fuck up?
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:19 pm
by Nishlord
How about Madon...er, forget I spoke.
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:24 pm
by Jimmy Medalions
Nishlord wrote:How about Madon...er, forget I spoke.
Fuck you for that...