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Rich Fader
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"It'sh BACON!!!" "No, it's not, Fred..."

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"...it's burglary."

Home Intruder Found Cooking Up Bacon
A man is facing charges after police say he apparently took a break from burglary to cook up some dinner.

There's a characteristic smell and sound from frying bacon. That's what police say a Salt Lake homeowner encountered as he returned to his apartment late at night.

He says he came home late Tuesday night and found a stranger sitting in his kitchen. He had fried up to two pounds of bacon he found in the refrigerator. The tenant quickly called police.

Officers say the bacon-eater's speech was so slurred they didn't bother interviewing him. He was booked into jail and could face burglary charges. Police say they are investigating whether the man was intoxicated or not.

Officers say they have no idea why he was pigging out in the stranger's apartment.
...and apparently, neither did he.

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Rich Fader wrote:speech was so slurred
they are investigating whether the man was intoxicated or not.
Either the article is suggesting the man has a speech impediment or those are some really stupid fucking cops.
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