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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:46 am
by Degenerate
Sammy Farha is playing Eric Seidel heads-up? What channel?

Re: when will one of them go all in?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:49 am
by War Wagon
Jsc810 wrote: This actually could be the start of WWIII. Please God don't let that happen.
Relax. Same old shit, different day as regards the festering mess that is the Middle East.

What's happening in Israel and Lebanon right now is hopscotch compared to what's been happening in Iraq.

WWIII isn't on the doorstep.

Re: when will one of them go all in?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:00 am
by Bizzarofelice
Jsc810 wrote:Please God don't let that happen.
Start praying to the wine because it'll have more of an impact on your life than God.









~ohh... that's just hateful~

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:02 am
by JCT
I'm going to sit in a corner and wring my hands until they are raw and bloody, like the hands of the devil Jewish cabal.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:13 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Enjoy your back to back broadcasts of Schindler's List and other pro-Jew programming, designed to give you the warm 'n fuzzies about the folks that are busy setting up the chopping block for your necks.


Ever noticed the ramping up of WWII/Holocaust/anti-Semitism/Islamic hysteria that preceeds some major land grab/civilian massacre by the Israelis?

You dopes fall for it every time.

Re: when will one of them go all in?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:16 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Rack Bace

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:17 am
by JCT
How much longer will Canadian troops keep their foot on the necks of the oppressed Afghanistain people? How many freedom fighters have they killed?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:18 am
by XXXL
I live to be post no. 7 on any and all said threads.......

Re: when will one of them go all in?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:22 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jsc810 wrote:... and it looks like someone is about to bet it all.
Yep.

Israel is going to bet all of America's chips. And then, when you get smoked by a straight flush, Israel will walk away from the table, shaking their heads saying: Tisk, tisk. Tough break there, buddy. Oh well, better luck next time", as they leave you there sobbing with your head in your hands.

Best friends 4 ever.

:lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:24 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
JCT wrote:How much longer will Canadian troops keep their foot on the necks of the oppressed Afghanistain people? How many freedom fighters have they killed?
Trust me when I say that our stormtroopers are just as guilty of war crimes as yours.

I believe the penalty for waging aggressive war as defined by Nuremburg is death.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:28 am
by Mike the Lab Rat
Martyred wrote:
JCT wrote:How much longer will Canadian troops keep their foot on the necks of the oppressed Afghanistain people? How many freedom fighters have they killed?
Trust me when I say that our stormtroopers are just as guilty of war crimes as yours.

I believe the penalty for waging aggressive war as defined by Nuremburg is death.
Better listen to him folks, he's a "veteran"...
Martyred wrote:Of the class struggle and daily street battles pitting the proletariat worker (me and those like me) against the fascist, corporate war machine.

"Generals gathered in their masses.....
....while mvscal licks their asses....

I am just as much a veteran of military conflict as you (probably more so) or other state-humping dumbfucks. My engagement with the "enemy" can be classified as
low intensity warfare.
:lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:35 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:I would like to be a stormtrooper.
And yet strangely, you post on an internet message board, while your local recruiting office goes unvisited.
Chickenhawk says what?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:36 am
by Mike the Lab Rat
Not me. I want to be a Jedi.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:51 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote:WWIII started 9/11/01.
~ yawn ~

Bush's tax cuts say you're a moron.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:52 am
by Bobby42
I'd rather be in the center seat; NCC-1701 in geosynchronous orbit.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:22 am
by Mike the Lab Rat
Bobby42 wrote:I'd rather be in the center seat; NCC-1701 in geosynchronous orbit.
Which one? A, B, C...?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:39 am
by Mike the Lab Rat
88 wrote:Being a jedi would be a much schweeter gig, no doubt. Stormtroopers just don't have a very long life expectancy, you know, with all the fortified trenches they assault.
Stormtroopers with red shirts are in even deeper shit.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:46 am
by PrimeX
I'd like to meet a yeti and just be like "Hey, 'sup Yeti?"

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:48 am
by Tom In VA
Martyred wrote:
88 wrote:I would like to be a stormtrooper.
And yet strangely, you post on an internet message board, while your local recruiting office goes unvisited.
Chickenhawk says what?
What makes you think he or anyone else hasn't ? You do realize there are requirements. For Christ's sake, one of WWII's heroes was turned down by the Marines for fucked up teeth.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:51 am
by Rich Fader
Martyred wrote:Enjoy your back to back broadcasts of Schindler's List and other pro-Jew programming, designed to give you the warm 'n fuzzies...
Don't need Schindler for that. A live feed of the IDF making its enemies die to death ('sup, mvscal?) is really all the warm 'n' fuzzy I need.

:twisted:

:lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:10 am
by jtr
I just want to get laid before the world ends.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:16 am
by Tom In VA
jtr wrote:I just want to get laid before the world ends.
Who doesn't ? In fact, I hope I'm doing it while it's ending. :lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:18 am
by Mister Bushice
88 wrote:I would like to be a stormtrooper.
The storm drains down stream from us always get clogged before the rainy season. Be a trooper and clean 'em out before then, will ya?

It's a win-win. :)

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:36 am
by The Seer
Martyred wrote: I love Jewish people.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:37 am
by Carneliat
jtr wrote:I just want to get laid before the world ends.
I believe you said it yourself "end of the world" not "hell freezes over".

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:27 am
by Van
I'm just wondering what it is exactly that MarTard thinks will befall the U.S. because of this and other Israel related squabbles in the Middle East?

Dude's always predicting the U.S. will rue the day, and be left holding their heads in their hands, etc...

How? Why?

One thing's for goddamn sure here, and it's that no matter what happens in the Middle East the U.S. will not suffer unduly because of it. If push comes to shove the U.S. and Israel will certainly make their enemies suffer like they just cannot fucking imagine, definitely, but that's about it.

Israel is all set to mop the floor with her enemies; she merely waits for the command phrase and a loosening of her leash. Beyond that, nobody but nobody in the Middle East (or any other part of the world) wants any part of a pissed off United States military.

In MarTard's Canuckian Crystal Ball, what the fuck is he seeing that makes him think the U.S. is in for some shit here??

WWIII?? Amongst the Middle East's U.S. and Israeli enemies, exactly who's in any position whatsoever to wage any sort of effective war against either one of us? If in fact the U.S. ever felt compelled to consider this an actual war befitting a congressional declaration of war the slaughter of the Arab armies and countless scores of their human shield citizenry at our hands would be so total and so comparitively bloodless on our side that it couldn't even rightly be called "war"...

Basically, the Arab world better muster up whatever collective smarts they have and they'd better do so very quickly here. The clock is ticking and if we ever decide to let the bell ring it's all over for them.

They'll wake up in the aftermath and discover a whole new map has been created and whereas Israel used to be that annoying little spit of land wedged against the Mediterranean suddenly there's a white and blue flag and a Star Of David the size of Texas covering the entire region...and there will never be a damn thing they or anybody else can do about it.

Wakey fucking Wake, Arab world. You're once again fixing to bite off a whole lot more than you can chew. You don't like Israel now? You're going to like them a whole lot less when you compel Israel and her allies to say enough is enough. Understand the basic reality here: you may not like the present situation, but you're powerless to overturn it. You do have it within your power to make it a whole lot worse for yourselves.

That's it. Deal with it. Accept the status quo, become civilized, learn to live with a vastly stronger neighbor who simply isn't going away and for god's sake do your best to find a decent home for Palestinians some other place within the vast Arab world. (Or just come out and tell the truth and admit that you don't give a flying fuck about the Palestinians. Admit that they're nothing but human mortar to you in the war of public opinion. Admit that you want them to suffer and in fact you need them to suffer so you flat out force them to suffer. While you're at it go ahead and admit that the only reason you don't provide them safe haven and a home of their own is because you hold them in no higher regard than the regard in which you hold the Israelis...)

You're never getting that land. As long as the U.S. stands, Israel shall also stand.

Accept it, and move on, or prepare to lose so much more, and lose it for good. Those are your choices. You are in no position to create and execute any sort of Plan C....

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:31 am
by Goober McTuber
jtr wrote:I just want to get laid before the world ends.
Ever the optimist.

Sorry, I might have used that once before.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:51 am
by The Seer
Van wrote:I'm just wondering what it is exactly that MarTard thinks will befall the U.S. because of this and other Israel related squabbles in the Middle East?

Dude's always predicting the U.S. will rue the day, and be left holding their heads in their hands, etc...

How? Why?

One thing's for goddamn sure here, and it's that no matter what happens in the Middle East the U.S. will not suffer unduly because of it. If push comes to shove the U.S. and Israel will certainly make their enemies suffer like they just cannot fucking imagine, definitely, but that's about it.

Israel is all set to mop the floor with her enemies; she merely waits for the command phrase and a loosening of her leash. Beyond that, nobody but nobody in the Middle East (or any other part of the world) wants any part of a pissed off United States military.

In MarTard's Canuckian Crystal Ball, what the fuck is he seeing that makes him think the U.S. is in for some shit here??

WWIII?? Amongst the Middle East's U.S. and Israeli enemies, exactly who's in any position whatsoever to wage any sort of effective war against either one of us? If in fact the U.S. ever felt compelled to consider this an actual war befitting a congressional declaration of war the slaughter of the Arab armies and countless scores of their human shield citizenry at our hands would be so total and so comparitively bloodless on our side that it couldn't even rightly be called "war"...

Basically, the Arab world better muster up whatever collective smarts they have and they'd better do so very quickly here. The clock is ticking and if we ever decide to let the bell ring it's all over for them.

They'll wake up in the aftermath and discover a whole new map has been created and whereas Israel used to be that annoying little spit of land wedged against the Mediterranean suddenly there's a white and blue flag and a Star Of David the size of Texas covering the entire region...and there will never be a damn thing they or anybody else can do about it.

Wakey fucking Wake, Arab world. You're once again fixing to bite off a whole lot more than you can chew. You don't like Israel now? You're going to like them a whole lot less when you compel Israel and her allies to say enough is enough. Understand the basic reality here: you may not like the present situation, but you're powerless to overturn it. You do have it within your power to make it a whole lot worse for yourselves.

That's it. Deal with it. Accept the status quo, become civilized, learn to live with a vastly stronger neighbor who simply isn't going away and for god's sake do your best to find a decent home for Palestinians some other place within the vast Arab world. (Or just come out and tell the truth and admit that you don't give a flying fuck about the Palestinians. Admit that they're nothing but human mortar to you in the war of public opinion. Admit that you want them to suffer and in fact you need them to suffer so you flat out force them to suffer. While you're at it go ahead and admit that the only reason you don't provide them safe haven and a home of their own is because you hold them in no higher regard than the regard in which you hold the Israelis...)

You're never getting that land. As long as the U.S. stands, Israel shall also stand.

Accept it, and move on, or prepare to lose so much more, and lose it for good. Those are your choices. You are in no position to create and execute any sort of Plan C....

Save your keyboard. You can't reason with the unreasonable..... :meds:

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:25 am
by Tom In VA
Van wrote:I'm just wondering what it is exactly that MarTard thinks will befall the U.S. because of this and other Israel related squabbles in the Middle East?

...... etc
Taking some guesses here.

P1. Economic collapse leading to a collapse of civil law and perhaps another Civil War within the U.S.

P2 Dude is counting on history repeating itself and human nature.

P3 It's my opinion I answered the HOW in P1. Why ? He just doesn't like Americans maybe, I dont know.

P4 - 13:

Later on.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:08 pm
by Cicero
Van wrote:I'm just wondering what it is exactly that MarTard thinks will befall the U.S. because of this and other Israel related squabbles in the Middle East?

Dude's always predicting the U.S. will rue the day, and be left holding their heads in their hands, etc...

How? Why?

One thing's for goddamn sure here, and it's that no matter what happens in the Middle East the U.S. will not suffer unduly because of it. If push comes to shove the U.S. and Israel will certainly make their enemies suffer like they just cannot fucking imagine, definitely, but that's about it.

Israel is all set to mop the floor with her enemies; she merely waits for the command phrase and a loosening of her leash. Beyond that, nobody but nobody in the Middle East (or any other part of the world) wants any part of a pissed off United States military.

In MarTard's Canuckian Crystal Ball, what the fuck is he seeing that makes him think the U.S. is in for some shit here??

WWIII?? Amongst the Middle East's U.S. and Israeli enemies, exactly who's in any position whatsoever to wage any sort of effective war against either one of us? If in fact the U.S. ever felt compelled to consider this an actual war befitting a congressional declaration of war the slaughter of the Arab armies and countless scores of their human shield citizenry at our hands would be so total and so comparitively bloodless on our side that it couldn't even rightly be called "war"...

Basically, the Arab world better muster up whatever collective smarts they have and they'd better do so very quickly here. The clock is ticking and if we ever decide to let the bell ring it's all over for them.

They'll wake up in the aftermath and discover a whole new map has been created and whereas Israel used to be that annoying little spit of land wedged against the Mediterranean suddenly there's a white and blue flag and a Star Of David the size of Texas covering the entire region...and there will never be a damn thing they or anybody else can do about it.

Wakey fucking Wake, Arab world. You're once again fixing to bite off a whole lot more than you can chew. You don't like Israel now? You're going to like them a whole lot less when you compel Israel and her allies to say enough is enough. Understand the basic reality here: you may not like the present situation, but you're powerless to overturn it. You do have it within your power to make it a whole lot worse for yourselves.

That's it. Deal with it. Accept the status quo, become civilized, learn to live with a vastly stronger neighbor who simply isn't going away and for god's sake do your best to find a decent home for Palestinians some other place within the vast Arab world. (Or just come out and tell the truth and admit that you don't give a flying fuck about the Palestinians. Admit that they're nothing but human mortar to you in the war of public opinion. Admit that you want them to suffer and in fact you need them to suffer so you flat out force them to suffer. While you're at it go ahead and admit that the only reason you don't provide them safe haven and a home of their own is because you hold them in no higher regard than the regard in which you hold the Israelis...)

You're never getting that land. As long as the U.S. stands, Israel shall also stand.

Accept it, and move on, or prepare to lose so much more, and lose it for good. Those are your choices. You are in no position to create and execute any sort of Plan C....

RACK!

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:27 pm
by MuchoBulls
RACK Van! Great read there.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:27 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Van wrote:I'm just wondering what it is exactly that MarTard thinks will befall the U.S. because of this and other Israel related squabbles in the Middle East?
Don't the retard suicidal Muzzies lump Israel and the US together?

Didn't the retard suicidal Muzzies fly planes into buildings and off 3K?

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:10 pm
by BBMarley
Just send in these guys.. they'll take care of everything

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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:21 pm
by Van
P2 Dude is counting on history repeating itself and human nature.
If anything he must be counting on the continued suppression of human nature and of history repeating itself.

If either of those things ever should occur the Arab world will get decimated because human nature and history in general says that the stronger nations(s) will swallow the weaker ones at the slightest provocation, and often as not they won't require any provocation.

Israel's situation may be unique in all of history. They are surrounded by enemies, and they have the ability to destroy their enemies, and yet they sit there and just continue to take it from their pissant enemies.

Sooner or later, they'll decide not to take it any longer. Human nature and history both say so...

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:24 pm
by BSmack
Van wrote:Israel's situation may be unique in all of history. They are surrounded by enemies, and they have the ability to destroy their enemies, and yet they sit there and just continue to take it from their pissant enemies.
Isreal is a client state of the US. Client states don't get to call the shots.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:25 pm
by poptart
I understand Lebanon is pleading for a cease-fire.



:lol: x a lot

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:31 pm
by BSmack
poptart wrote:I understand Lebanon is pleading for a cease-fire.

:lol: x a lot
I guess that means Syria isn't ready to go all in.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:49 pm
by Van
BSmack wrote:
Van wrote:Israel's situation may be unique in all of history. They are surrounded by enemies, and they have the ability to destroy their enemies, and yet they sit there and just continue to take it from their pissant enemies.
Isreal is a client state of the US. Client states don't get to call the shots.
If either of those things ever should occur the Arab world will get decimated because human nature and history in general says that the stronger nations(s) will swallow the weaker ones at the slightest provocation
See, in this instance that was included to indicate the U.S...

Sooner or later human nature and history both say that the U.S. will let loose the Israelis against their shared enemies. It won't take much more than what's going on now, either, since the U.S. won't stand in the way of Israel's right to defend herself...

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:52 pm
by Tom In VA
Van wrote:
P2 Dude is counting on history repeating itself and human nature.
If anything he must be counting on the continued suppression of human nature and of history repeating itself.

If either of those things ever should occur the Arab world will get decimated because human nature and history in general says that the stronger nations(s) will swallow the weaker ones at the slightest provocation, and often as not they won't require any provocation.

Israel's situation may be unique in all of history. They are surrounded by enemies, and they have the ability to destroy their enemies, and yet they sit there and just continue to take it from their pissant enemies.

Sooner or later, they'll decide not to take it any longer. Human nature and history both say so...
You do understand that we've inherited the spoils and responsibilities of regions once controlled by European colonialists ? You do understand why, we inherited that ? I.E. those, "empires" all fell. The Ottoman Empire fell, roman, Greek, blase blase.

Empires fall and benevolent OR not, the U.S. has assumed responsibility and spoils associated with running/protecting an empire

Van, really dude. Hubrus, such as yours, is the defect of human nature, to which I was referring.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:54 pm
by Van
poptart wrote:I understand Lebanon is pleading for a cease-fire.



:lol: x a lot
Better yet, they're invoking the ol' "Why are you hitting US? WE didn't do anything, it was Hezbollah, not us!"...

Yeah, and the fact that Hezbollah's missile launching sites are located in Lebanon? Missile launches into Israel that originated in Lebanon?

No culpability there at all, eh?

Keep enjoying being canon fodder for Iran, by way of Syria. How's that working out for ya', btw?