White Trash Wedding...

T1B Nic · Post by **T1B Nic** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:30 pm

Take that Brittany Spears you're not the only celeb to marry a piece of white trash...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/07/19/a ... index.html

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:38 pm

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that yacht.

-ILII

The couple, now vacationing in St. Tropez, France, will marry July 29 on a yacht near the glamorous hotspot, Us Weekly magazine reported Tuesday on its Web site.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:59 pm

A couple of skeez's.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:01 pm

A general rule of thumb I have is that you should never marry someone who has fucked a member of Motley Crue. But since it is Kid Rock we are talking about, I guess disease prevention went out the window a long time ago.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:05 pm

BSmack wrote:A general rule of thumb I have is that you should never marry someone who has fucked a member of Motley Crue.

Also, Pamela Anderson is about as dumb as a box of rocks. I can't imagine carrying on a non-sexual conversation with her that wouldn't leave me bored to the point of tears.

I'd still hit it (with a condom, anyway), but I wouldn't spend the rest of my life with her.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:06 pm

BSmack wrote:A general rule of thumb I have is that you should never marry someone who has fucked a member of Motley Crue.

As if you would ever have a chance with someone hot enough to attract a rock star.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:A general rule of thumb I have is that you should never marry someone who has fucked a member of Motley Crue.
As if you would ever have a chance with someone hot enough to attract a rock star.

The guys from Motley Crue have fucked enough women to make Wilt Chamberlain blush. I'm sure not all of them were on Baywatch. I'm also sure that some of them have since gotten progressively more haggard since the 1980s. Which means that many of them have slipped back into the general population's potential "fuck pool" as opposed to VIP room of the Viper Lounge.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:13 pm

Hepatitis love...how sweet.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:17 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:A general rule of thumb I have is that you should never marry someone who has fucked a member of Motley Crue.
As if you would ever have a chance with someone hot enough to attract a rock star.
The guys from Motley Crue have fucked enough women to make Wilt Chamberlain blush. I'm sure not all of them were on Baywatch. I'm also sure that some of them have since gotten progressively more haggard since the 1980s. Which means that many of them have slipped back into the general population's potential "fuck pool" as opposed to VIP room of the Viper Lounge.

Not to mention that Motley Crue's music career hasn't exactly been going anywhere in the last 15-20 years.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:22 pm

Pam Anderson is a frigging walking petri dish. I don't care what she looks like, I wouldn't touch that skank without a Level 4-type biosafety pressured suit and a Clorox shower.

It's just a matter of time before Kid Rock starts bleeding out of his eyes and ears like he got bit from the monkey in "Outbreak."

Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman were among
the celebrity guests at the Anderson-Kid Rock nuptials

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:23 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:I wouldn't touch that skank without a Level 4-type biosafety pressured suit and a Clorox shower.

Makes for a good Euro-Pron set. Those wierd fuckers.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:30 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:It's just a matter of time before Kid Rock starts bleeding out of his eyes and ears like he got bit from the monkey in "Outbreak."

Allegedly, they're both HepC sufferers. They could have got that way independabtly of each other, or KR got it from Pam. Either way, it's a disease that's almost always spread through intravenous drug use.

Cute couple.

Way back when Dins was a young'un, he used to nail a chick who claimed to have done the nasty with Tommy Lee. My weewee didn't fall off...yet. I think the same proposition would scare me now.

So...is there still a Kid Rock forum on Hostboard ?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:35 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:It's just a matter of time before Kid Rock starts bleeding out of his eyes and ears like he got bit from the monkey in "Outbreak."

Allegedly, they're both HepC sufferers. They could have got that way independabtly of each other, or KR got it from Pam. Either way, it's a disease that's almost always spread through intravenous drug use.

Cute couple.

From what I heard, she claims to have gotten it from Tommy Lee then passed it on to Kid Rock. That's certainly a plausible explanation.

Yet another bit of useless trivia from the font of same.

Way back when Dins was a young'un, he used to nail a chick who claimed to have done the nasty with Tommy Lee. My weewee didn't fall off...yet. I think the same proposition would scare me now.

If you were claiming this happened last night, I'd tell you to drop everything and get to a doctor immediately. But if it happened years ago, I'm thinking there's not anything a doctor could do for you now. What's gonna happen either already has happened (could explain your poor health of late), or will happen in the future.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:41 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:From what I heard, she claims to have gotten it from Tommy Lee then passed it on to Kid Rock. That's certainly a plausible explanation.

Those two met in their thirties. They could fuck from now until the cows came home, and it would still be about a one-in-a-buhzillion chance that KR would get her cooties this way.

They were sharing needles...in their thirties. Intravenious drug use is NEVER a good idea, but if you make that mistake and turn down that road...at least get over it by the time you're 30.

Nasty.

But if it happened years ago, I'm thinking there's not anything a doctor could do for you now. What's gonna happen either already has happened (could explain your poor health of late), or will happen in the future.

If by "years ago," you mean 19 or 20, then yeah.

Pretty sure that the skeezers I banged 20 years ago have nothing to do with any health problems I've dealt with in the last year...thanks for the concern, though.

Matter of fact, I'm fairly certain the skeezers I've banged in the last year haven't had anything to do with it, either...but thanks for the concern.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Pretty sure that the skeezers I banged 20 years ago have nothing to do with any health problems I've dealt with in the last year...thanks for the concern, though.

Matter of fact, I'm fairly certain the skeezers I've banged in the last year haven't had anything to do with it, either...but thanks for the concern.

Never know man and if you treat your liver like I treated mine. Be nice to Din's liver, it's not as tough as Dins.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:52 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Be nice to Din's liver, it's not as tough as Dins.

To borrow a line from Al Koholic --

I'm now punishing my liver for its disloyalty.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:58 pm

Cause high noon -- your doom
Comin' for you we're the Cowboys From Hell

If you're going to sing about Cowboys... That's the fucking way to do it. Ain't no mention about sunshine, boones farm or Cali-fucking-fornia!

RIP Dime!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:59 pm

Your call but consider sticking around for awhile or at least not going out like THAT. It ain't pretty.

Once the liver goes, it's all she wrote.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:16 pm

Headhunter wrote: RIP Dime!

Yeahhhhh, buddy!

The sig was inspired by me punishing my eardrums for not ROCKING hard enough.

Tom, I hear you. Liver failure is ugly...it quits, and you have a few hours to say goodbye. Kid Rock and Pam will become well-aware of this in a few years. Sad, but there's a price to be paid for certain poor decisions. I've been a wasted puppy for much of my life, but at no point in any bender did I ever think to myself "Hey, shooting up heroin sure sounds like a hoot!"

"I'm a chart-topping rock star, and/or a top model/actress....what can I do to make my utopian existence even better? I KNOW!!!! I'll just spike some of this shit on up...don't have to worry about gaining weight that way!"

The very few recovering heroin addicts I've known either died of AIDS, or are the most fucked-up space cadets you'll ever meet.

I've done damn-near every drug known to mankind...except that one. I'll pass, thank you very much.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:20 pm

Who gives a fuck?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:23 pm

Heroin addicts or tweakers... the very definition of Lowest Common Denominator.

My cousin turned into a tweaker, Used to be one of the smartest people I'd ever met. Now, well, I have smarter paperweights.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Who gives a fuck?

Be more specific, please.

Do you mean "who gives a fuck about KR and Pam," or do you mean "who gives a fuck about Dinsdale's Liver?"

To the former, the answer is "nobody."

To the latter, the answer is "nobody but Tom."

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:35 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Pamela Anderson is about as dumb as a box of rocks.

Won't argue with that, but apparently she's got more in the IQ department than another blonde hottie (yeah, I realize we're not setting the bar real high here). Not sure how true this is (but for humor's sake, assume it's pegging the veracity meter), Jessica Simpson is reportedly going to play the role Anderson made famous in the movie version of Baywatch. The soon-to-be Mrs. Rock was acting as an "advisor" on the set, when Jessica approached her to tell her how much she admired her work on the series. She then asked her how she was able to run so slowly while the opening credits rolled.

Pam allegedly called her an "iodot." One can only hope that someone else on the set dropped a pot/kettle reset.