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Rack Floyd Landis .....

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Dude was dropped on the final mountain in yesterday's stage of le Tour de France, apparently ending his hopes of winning being 8 minutes back.

He's about to complete one of the greatest stage wins in the history of the Tour to put himself right back in the hunt.
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RACK him.

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I'm going to love watching ESPN back pedal.
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Did ESPN say something that bad about his performance yesterday?

Landis broke away early and went over some pretty tough mountains today, so hopefully he didn't wear himself out too much for Saturday's time trial.
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Basically said he had no chance to win the Tour and he was unable to "intimidate" the other riders, unlike Lance Armstrong.
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Well, he's only 30 seconds back now and he beat both of the guys ahead of him in the last time trial by over a minute. There shouldn't be much change tomorrow since the stage is relatively flat, but Saturday's time trial will be awesome.

Landis certainly did his share of intimidating today. As much as Lance dominated le Tour he never rode to a stage win the way Landis did today. Landis' win will certainly rank up there as one of the best stage wins ever.
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watched the replay of the race on OLN last night and all I can say is....

simply amazing....at the end of the race, while all of the other leaders were sucking oxygen, Landis looked like he was ready to go another 60 miles......

Time trial Saturday......huge advantage Landis (one of the best TT'ers in the world).......

Kloden...done, Pereiro...done, Menchov...done....not good time trial riders

only Sastre poses a serious threat to Landis.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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Landis already has the best time at the first time check. Sastre is already a minute and 5 seconds back of Landis.

France is about to be owned by an American again.
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Jsc810 wrote:Is there a live link?
espn.com

click on tour tracker

Sastre done, Landis pulling away from Pereira....slowly
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Landis is done with his time trial.

He will be ahead by more than minute.
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France OWNED for the 8th straight year.
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How long until the frogs start accusing Landis of doping?
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It will probably be in L'Equipe tomorrow.
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Mikey wrote:RACK him.

Whatever happened to the Tour de France forum, anyways?

...it hasn't been heard of since DasChoads left.
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France is now totaly in our domes.

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Post by Felix »

Jsc810 wrote:
Landis finishes third and captures the yellow jersey.

Overall standings:
1. Landis
2. Pereiro +0.59
3. Klöden +1.29
4. Sastre +3.13


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ditto....watched it this morning (split time w the B.O.)

hope that Landis can make it back eventually......
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lets not kick him to the curb til the final results are in......

you know, that innocent until proven guilty thingy.....
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According to one of ESPN's cycling commentators today, the stories being reported aren't completely correct.

At issue isn't the level of testosterone, but the ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone.

Talking head claimed that, while this is the test that has burned many an Olympic athlete, every single time it's been challenged ... it's been overturned.

He said if the reports showed elevated testosterone levels, then there would be a legit cause for worry.
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Unrack!
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Surely, he has another great excuse up his sleave... :lol:
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So did OJ
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Im ready for my pile on..

I think Lance Armstrong juiced too.
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The 4:1 rule is stupid. A test to prove doping that some people who don't dope will fail? How smart is that? His T level was fine and his E was low. So fucking what?
After they screen his urine for exogenous testosterone using IRMS analysis of one pregnanediol and two androstanediols, get back to me.
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Cycling.
Tour de Frogs.
Armstrong.
Doping.
Amish Drug Fiends.
SCANDAL!!!

So fucking what?
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'Football players don't use dope.'

Great take.

But Rack the NFL anyways. Live Raiders games rule.
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Go eat some worms (they're right at jaw level for you, right?) and die, you offal-encrusted midget person.
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Another great take!

Actually it sucked.

Carry on tard.
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Why bother? Smacking you is like headbutting a urine-sodden oxycontin poultice. It's not all it's cracked up to be, due to the lack of capable response
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Moving Sale wrote: After they screen his urine for exogenous testosterone using IRMS analysis of one pregnanediol and two androstanediols, get back to me.
PSUFAN wrote: FTFY...Rack Football season!
PSUFAN wrote:... the lack of capable response
You are a tard. We get it.
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Moving Sale wrote: After they screen his urine for exogenous testosterone using IRMS analysis of one pregnanediol and two androstanediols, get back to me.
You made all those big words up didn't you?
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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Trampis wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: After they screen his urine for exogenous testosterone using IRMS analysis of one pregnanediol and two androstanediols, get back to me.
You made all those big words up didn't you?

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Trampis wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: After they screen his urine for exogenous testosterone using IRMS analysis of one pregnanediol and two androstanediols, get back to me.
You made all those big words up didn't you?
No. They are real words used properly. You got a problem with that?
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They are perfectly cromulent words.
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Bobby42 wrote:Image

"I should have taken the edge off."
People would probably take him a little more seriously if he wore his hat like a man instead of a 6 yo boy.
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The Assassin wrote:Im ready for my pile on..

I think Lance Armstrong juiced too.

I hope he never did but boy would the sports media shit themselves if the smoking gun was found and he turned out to be a fraud too. ESPN with egg on its face would be worth seeing. Lance has done great things for people battling cancer but it would be a damn shame if their hero was a fake.
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Shoalzie wrote:if... he turned out to be a fraud too.
Do you like sucking media cock or is it just a bad habit you can't break?
I'm willing to bet that what you know about 'juice' could fit on the head of a pin.
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Landis had 8 TdeF tests and 7 were clean?

Curiouser and Curiouser.
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