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How's the fuckin' weather?



105 or so today?

It's now hit 90 before noon.

30% humidity(so much for that "maximum humidity 28% forecast).

Whatever. Matter of fact, the weathersissies make it easier to nab up the Twighlight Special tee times, so that's what I'm doing.


$10 to go play Heron Lakes or Eastmoreland works for me. 105 degrees be damned...that's why God gave us beer cart girls.


FORE!!!!!

Then again, Heron Lakes is basically a reclaimed swamp. Might get a little sticky in the wetlands when it's 105 out.

Dinsdale wrote:Then again, Heron Lakes is basically a reclaimed swamp. Might get a little sticky in the wetlands when it's 105 out.

Mind picking up my Titleist outta one of those swamps at Great Blue? I think it was that par 3 over water on the back... the one after the par four w/water down the entire left side.
I'll be up there in late August, TIA.

Believe it or not, I've never played Great Blue. Not sure how I've made it all of these years, but somehow I've never played it.

I've heard it's pretty freaking tough.

Recently, on the radio sports station, the golf show guys were telling the tale of Neil Lomax' Quarterback Shootout(which isn't just for NFL quarterbacks anymore), when the show hosts told the story of watching Danny Ainge and Terry Porter putting out on a 385 yard par 4...pin out and everything...then, I believe it was Steve Buerline teed off, and the sucker bounced up on the green, and trickled in the hole. Acing a par 4 in a celebrity tourney wouldn't suck.

But anyhoo, the $10 deal is only on Greenback, which isn't all that tough.


Walking through all of the goose and heron shit all over every farway is kinda lame, though...the towel is pretty clutch at Heron Lakes.


Figured out where you're playing in August yet?

Played a few times in 100+ weather when I was a kid in the Bay Area.

One time a the home course we started out walking (we always walked back then), and it got so hot that most everybody else packed it in. Around the 3rd hole we found an abandoned cart. This caused us some concern, for obvious reasons, so we tried to get it started which was accomplished by pushing the gas pedal. Ended up playing 36 that day with a cart on an empty course.

No, I haven't.
Looks like a customer may be joining me... which opens the door for many more possibilities ('sup expense account?). Pumpkin Ridge may come into play. Isn't the JenWeld played there in late August though? It may be closed. If not, it tops my list right now. If so, will be heading east somewhere as per yours and Derron's suggestions again.

Mikey wrote:This caused us some concern, for obvious reasons, so we tried to get it started which was accomplished by pushing the gas pedal.

My bust. I thought you played golf frequently.

Ken wrote:('sup expense account?)

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Expense account? NEW PLAYER!

Looks like me and Derron will be joining you, Mr Expense Account.

Pumpkin Ridge may come into play. Isn't the JenWeld played there in late August though?

No. The JeldWen Tradition is at The Reserve Vinyards, right in Aloha.(Up the street from Intel...D'OH!)

Pumpkin...another place I've never played, oddly enough. Even more odd, since one of my golf buds is a member there. The private side, Witch Hollow is the toughest rated course in the entire state. It's also where Tiger won 2 of his 3 Am Championships, and recently hosted the Women's US Open.


What's fucked, is my sources tell me the pen was about to hit the paper to bring the US Open to Pumpkin, then JeldWen went and fucked that up by buying the Tradition. I'd take one US Open over a geriatric major every year.

It may be closed. If not, it tops my list right now.

Shouldn't be a problem, but this weekend I'll probably be talking to someone who will know for sure.

If so, will be heading east somewhere as per yours and Derron's suggestions again.

From this I take it you realize Pumpkin is wayyyy out west, but an easy drive from where you're staying(as per earlier posts...sup Dins hood, except I'm on the "poor side" of I-5 from there...right on the other side of I-5 from there).


I keep meaning to hit The Reserve, too...one of these days. Any course where they hold Majors can't be too bad. Might not be a bad bet if you can't do Pumpkin...I guess the "east of Portland" requirement isn't so carved in stone these days. Speaking of which, I might be staying up at Mt Hood in a couple of weeks or so, so I might just have to pund out 27 or so at The Resort(what a cocky name).

then JeldWen went and fucked that up by buying the Tradition

Look for Dick Wendt to become more of a playa in the golf promo business. Him and Peter are doing some major things as in the Tradition... and ditto I would rather see the US Open than the Tradition.

Dick Wendt's interest in golf promotion might, possibly just have something to do with his ownership of :

Running Y at Klamath Falls
54 holes at Eagle Crest
Harbor Links ( shit hole muni ) at Klamath Falls
Sheild Crest ( weed patch muni) at Klamath Falls

and he probably bought another one this week.

I keep meaning to hit The Reserve, too...one of these days.

Nice tract....it has a 6 inch sand cap, so it plays real well in our wet weather.....Ridgefield or Twin Peaks or whatever the fuck it is called has a sand cap as well.

Ken wrote:

Mikey wrote:This caused us some concern, for obvious reasons, so we tried to get it started which was accomplished by pushing the gas pedal.

My bust. I thought you played golf frequently.

I don't get it.

105 degrees be damned..

Maybe for you masochist...but note the time of this post, and it is 100 fucking degrees in the shade here...well not here, because I am posting from my air conditioned office.

I will have to walk past that thermometer again, right after I grab a frosty Corona from the office fridge on my way to the air conditioned house to watch a movie this afternoon.

Call me a freak(like that needs prompting), but the heat has never really bothered me, except the other side of the mountains, with its 0.00% humidity.

Throw The Dalles on that pile...what a miserable shithole. 105 freaking degrees all summer, 0.0& humidity, with that constant 50mph wind to keep you nice and dry. Bet it's a real hoot in The Dalles today. Then again, any time a city name contains the word "The," it probably sucks.

Well...Hillsboro (nearest National Weather Service location to me) just ties it's hottest temp ever at 108.

But hey, at least the blistering sun isn't an issue...SINCE IT'S NOW ALMOST OVERCAST, WITH HUMIDITY SOMEWERE AROUND 1000%.

But hey, at least it only took me an hour or so to go 15 miles down the freeway in my non-AC ride(the black interior helps, too).

Well I'll be damned.

That has to be the first time ever Portland and Fresneck had the same high tempature in July.

Isn't 108 nice.

hat has to be the first time ever Portland and Fresneck had the same high tempature in July.

But you still have WAYYYYY more Mexicans than us.

Derron wrote: But you still have WAYYYYY more Mexicans than us.

And we have A LOT.

Yup, pretty much completely overcast now...not a common thing around here when it's hot.

Dinsdale wrote:

Derron wrote: But you still have WAYYYYY more Mexicans than us.

And we have A LOT.

Yup, pretty much completely overcast now...not a common thing around here when it's hot.

We had that last night, it was the first time I've ever seen it 102 and thunderstorms at 11 PM.....I was absolutely brutal "at night!"
We understand it a damned blast furnace here in July and August but that was pretty nasty.

As for the Mexicans,
It probably sucked ass out their picking fruits and veggies today, unfortunately for them, July and August are the busiest months of the year round here.............

Unlikes you poosie gringos, we Mejicanos, we thrive in the hot weathers.
We don' need no steenking A/C.

Sin,

Nooooo problem.

Still 101 in Hillsburrito, but down to a frigid 96 at my house...completely overcast, with 238% humidity.


We don't do the muggy around these parts. Those of you that do are nuts.

Dinsdale wrote:Well...Hillsboro (nearest National Weather Service location to me) just ties it's hottest temp ever at 108.

But hey, at least the blistering sun isn't an issue...SINCE IT'S NOW ALMOST OVERCAST, WITH HUMIDITY SOMEWERE AROUND 1000%.

But hey, at least it only took me an hour or so to go 15 miles down the freeway in my non-AC ride(the black interior helps, too).

Had a blissfull COOL front move into KC today and dump a few inches of much needed rain.

It was almost downright chilly here this morning when the wind started picking up.

Temp right now is a perfect 74 degrees.

Bode.

I hope that you're suffering, Dins.

We set a record here today.

The pool got up to 89 deg this afternoon, and I haven't run the solar in over a month. I know that's still relatively chilly by SW Florida retirement village standards ('sup wolfie) but around here it's almost spa temperature.

War Wagon wrote:I hope that you're suffering, Dins.

Almost readable smack from WW. Nothing major, but certainly passable. Thanks for not making me regret not firing off the scrolly.

Anyhoo...I'll be just fine, thank you. I think there's a raft and a case of beer(or two, if I'm feeling saucey) with my name allllll over it tomorrow morning. Those 20,000 hardbodies in bikinis won't suck, either(might even have a hottie first mate this time out, for myself).

So, I guess I'll get through the heat wave, and look forward to the 350 days a year where the temperature is nothing to worry about one way or another.

Plus, it doesn't matter how hot it gets here...no amount of heat can keep the onshore flow away for more than a day, so it will get down under 65 tonight.

So, keeping all this in mind...


Who's got the BODE now, beeeeeoooooootch?


Rain? Storms? Summer?

That's crazy talk. Does not compute.

Mikey wrote:We set a record here today.

http://www.weather.com/weather/local/US ... earch_city


Bastards (although if I remember right, you're not in SD proper, right? Probably MUCH warmer inland, assuming the relationship between ocean and interior is similar to here).

A break in the heat in Western PA this evening. 75 right now.

I could drive about an hour west and freeze my balls off right now.

But, I won't.

Dinsdale wrote: So, I guess I'll get through the heat wave...

Like you have a choice?

Btw, please to not refer to a measly day or two of some hot temps as being a "heat wave". I only wish that upon your spoiled ass. You wouldn't know a heat wave from a Mt Saint Helens eruption.

Plus, it doesn't matter how hot it gets here...no amount of heat can keep the onshore flow away for more than a day, so it will get down under 65 tonight.

So, keeping all this in mind...


Who's got the BODE now, beeeeeoooooootch?

For just this ONE day, I do, and that's all that matters.

War Wagon wrote:

Who's got the BODE now, beeeeeoooooootch?

For just this ONE day, I do, and that's all that matters.

You're delusional.

I've got central AC, my pets are alive and well, I don't live in the armpit of the universe, I can easily go to where it's under 70 degrees right now and play in the ocean(why yes, I DO have a choice), and most of all...


I'm not you.


Wrong again, WW -- the BODE is still mine.

Dinsdale wrote:

Mikey wrote:We set a record here today.

http://www.weather.com/weather/local/US ... earch_city


Bastards (although if I remember right, you're not in SD proper, right? Probably MUCH warmer inland, assuming the relationship between ocean and interior is similar to here).

We're about 12 miles inland, and about 700 feet up (bring the tsunamis on mofos). It was probably 93 or so here this afternoon and about 80 now.

Dinsdale wrote: You're delusional.

Said the guy who's posting on the very same BOARD that I am right now.

Goodnight, Irene.

WW, you DO understnad that you DO live in one of the shittiest parts of this fine country. If you were to ask 100 people where in the contiguous 48 states they would like to live, I'm pretty sure it would NOT go something like this:

3. SoFl
2. SoCal
1. Kansas City

Since we're throwing this word 'delusional' around tonight, I'll take my whack at it:

I'm pretty sure I'm NOT delusional when I say above that the rankings would not pan out as such.

I live in Western fucking PA. I'm at least smart enough... errr check that, not too DELUSIONAL (hey look, I used it in context correctly again) enough to try to run anything even remotely resembling geography smack given that. Especially not directed at someone from Oregon. You fucking stoopid?

Stick around though... I know you will... I at least need someone who I can rightfully run geography smack at... even from Western PA.

Ken, at least you can run Quarterback Smack all day long.

WW is pretty much down to only being able to run B-B-Q Smack, and even then Texas Resident and Tennessee Resident still might have something to say about that.

With the possible exception of California Fan you as a Western Pa guy have nobody to fear when it comes to your one true rightful claim to smack.

Van wrote:Ken, at least you can run Quarterback Smack all day long.

WW is pretty much down to only being able to run B-B-Q Smack, and even then Texas Resident and Tennessee Resident still might have something to say about that.

With the possible exception of California Fan you as a Western Pa guy have nobody to fear when it comes to your one true rightful claim to smack.

Yeah, well even that can change at some point... so I'm really not going to go there. I understand Ben doesn't wear eye protection when firing up his backyard grill. Ticking time bomb, I tell ya'.

I'll stick w/the geo smack w/WW... it's not as if Pgh in the near future will become a festering sore on what is already the labia of the United States like KC. I mean, c'mon. And, even then, if you were to ask a hundred or so people what city they'd rather NOT live in, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be delusional if I said it went something like this:

3. Newark
2. Pittsburgh
1. Kansas City


Hey, wait a sec... it wouldn't happen to still be Trent Green would it? Hmmmmm....

Update....

The unBODE continues.

10:30, it's 81, completely overcast, and I'm going to have to call bullshit on the 60% humidity reading that's published. Humidity can't be less than 178% right now.

Jeebus.

I missed my first ride to the river for a raft trip. 8:30 was a little early even for me to start drinking. I will be catching the nect ride out, in a couple of hours...not sure if there's enough water in the Clack to float all of the people heading there today. If not, surely some of the hardbodies will get out on the banks to lighten the load on the water's surface.

And no, Dins' hottie first mate won't be making it today...:sadface:. Might just have to recruit a new one. Because I'm kinda smooth like that.

not sure if there's enough water in the Clack to float all of the people heading there today

Mostl likely one or 10 will drown today, opening up spots for additional death pool potentials to tempt the odds.

Derron wrote:
Mostl likely one or 10 will drown today, opening up spots for additional death pool potentials to tempt the odds.

If I see anyone throw a beer can or anything else in the river when I take off shortly, go ahead and assume the Hand Of Dins will hold their head underwater until Darwin does his thing.

Ken wrote:
I'll stick w/the geo smack w/WW... it's not as if Pgh in the near future will become a festering sore on what is already the labia of the United States like KC. I mean, c'mon. And, even then, if you were to ask a hundred or so people what city they'd rather NOT live in, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be delusional if I said it went something like this:

3. Newark
2. Pittsburgh
1. Kansas City

Delusional?

Kendoll, that would be a flattering description as regards the above post.

You've obviously have never been in KC.

But don't let that stop you from being an ignoramus.

Ken wrote:WW, you DO understnad that you DO live in one of the shittiest parts of this fine country.

Aside from the rare chance to go typo smack on Ken, not even close.

You guys obviously have a lot to learn about living in shitty parts of the country.

Mostl likely one or 10 will drown today,

Called that one.... one mouth breather tried to breathe under water and it did not work. 19 yo drowned in a lake... I wonder if alcohol could have been involved ??

I am calling at least one more today locally here...

Dinsdale wrote:Call me a freak(like that needs prompting), but the heat has never really bothered me, except the other side of the mountains, with its 0.00% humidity.

Throw The Dalles on that pile...what a miserable shithole. 105 freaking degrees all summer, 0.0& humidity, with that constant 50mph wind to keep you nice and dry. Bet it's a real hoot in The Dalles today. Then again, any time a city name contains the word "The," it probably sucks.

I laughed