T1B

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:12 pm**

We currently have our portfolio with Edward Jones. The guy who has been his family's broker for many years is going to Schwab.

We are trying to decide whether we want him to continue as our broker or just leave things where they are.

Have any of you had to deal with this before?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:15 pm**

Die-cast NASCAR collectors cars aren't a "portfolio."

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:17 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:family's broke
Knock me over with a feather.

No, no, no. She clearly said "family's broker"...

...as in...

"my family's broker than shit".

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:19 pm**

Oh, I see the language barrier here.

So, see if I've got my trailerese vernacular down, and can use this in a sentence...

"Bitch talked back while I was watching a tractor pull, so I broker face again."

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:20 pm**

"Hi, I'm an attention whore who's going on husband number 17. I want eveyone on the internet to know how much money he has. BOO White Trash. HOORAY Gold digging!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:20 pm**

Have any of you had to deal with this before?

What...resembling Elaine (at best)?
Finding residual grease from the stripper pole?
Bouncing your face on the pavement like a basketball?
Picking JHawk mustache hairs out of your cervix?
Filling yourself with helium, shocked at the punctures?

naw...

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:20 pm**

Whatever mayo jar is bigger. Call it edward Jones or Schwab if you like but go with the bigger jar.

Make sure to draw a treasure map befor you bury it under your trailer.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:20 pm**

My GOD you guys get more iodotic every time I post over here.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:22 pm**

Watch out the calls are coming from the pay phone in houston.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:23 pm**

me wrote:residual

there, I answered your question. Now lumber off with your 4 stomachs, already...

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:24 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:My GOD you guys get more iodotic every time I post over here.

You sure your perception isn't skewed by domestically-inflicted aneurysms?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:25 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:My GOD you guys get dumber every time I post over here.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:25 pm**

i dig that burt reynolds movie called broker ace

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:26 pm**

IndyFrisco wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:My GOD you guys get dumber every time I post over here.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

^^^^^^^^
brilliant

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:39 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:My GOD you guys get more iodotic every time I post over here.
I would suggest you just go away then, but GOD forbid we look any smerter in your eyes.

Not to worry, we all know I don't have the multi faceted attention span for more than one board for very long.

I'm just really bored today and .net is slow.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:46 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
R-Jack wrote: I would suggest you just go away then, but GOD forbid we look any smerter in your eyes.
Not to worry, we all know I don't have the multi faceted attention span for more than one board for very long.

I understand all about the lack of an attention span.

Sin,
Your plastic surgeon.

Dr. M. is awesome. After spending all of my life with a ski slope planted down the middle of my face, it is really awesome to have a cutesie girl nose.

I am actually going next week to have a little more work done. It is truly addicting.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:50 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:
Dr. M. is awesome. After spending all of my life with a ski slope planted down the middle of my face, it is really awesome to have a cutesie girl nose.

I am actually going next week to have a little more work done. It is truly addicting.

Plastic surgeons ain't cheap.

Better check that Charles Schwab "portfolio" in the torn, crumpled up bank envelope under your mattress.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:54 pm**

Martyred wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
Dr. M. is awesome. After spending all of my life with a ski slope planted down the middle of my face, it is really awesome to have a cutesie girl nose.

I am actually going next week to have a little more work done. It is truly addicting.
Plastic surgeons ain't cheap.

Better check that Charles Schwab "portfolio" in the torn, crumpled up bank envelope under your mattress.

Insurance for the face, so it wasn't bad. The upcoming stuff isn't covered, however, so yeah, we'll be spending a bit on it. Truly worth it though.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:57 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:The upcoming stuff isn't covered

I'd strongly recommend a paper bag.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:58 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:... we'll be spending a bit on it.

If you don't mind me asking, who do you refer to when you say "we'll"?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:59 pm**

Insurance for the face

Back up.

Picture the simpleton that insured that mug...Darwin was not kind to that newbie.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:59 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:The upcoming stuff isn't covered

I'd strongly recommend a paper bag.

Have to be an awfully large one then.

How the fuck do these threads never stay on topic? :D

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:01 pm**

What was the question again, hosebag?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:10 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:
Insurance for the face
Back up.

Picture the simpleton that insured that mug...Darwin was not kind to that newbie.

I'm guessing the premiums on the Face Insurance will skyrocket after a few more "accidents."

I can only imagine how Spiniach Genie must have agonized over which internet whore ERRRRRR "poster" took the best beating, and was least likely to head for the shelter, lips-a-flappin.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:15 pm**

I'm guessing the premiums on the Face Insurance will skyrocket after a few more "accidents."

a few well-placed pic reposts, and VIOLA...the skank-face insuring bubble's gonna pop.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:18 pm**

"Can I insure this valuable commodity?" fingers sweep upwards to visage...

newb to self: how could anyone bang that grill up any worse?

"I've got just the policy for you, ma'am."

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:24 pm**

.......stop........no more.........

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:58 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:
I'm guessing the premiums on the Face Insurance will skyrocket after a few more "accidents."
a few well-placed pic reposts, and VIOLA...the skank-face insuring bubble's gonna pop.

Shouldn't this be in the "Is this policy working" thread?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:12 pm**

Isn't "grill" your teeth?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:18 pm**

I think mvsmoothie is making a move on you lk.

Better drop your teeth in that fizzing glass, he'll be over in a few hours.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:21 pm**

I don't know where you guys come up with that my teeth are messed up? There's absolutely nothing wrong with my teeth.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:22 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:Isn't "grill" your teeth?

The negroes are trying to alter the vernacular on us. Just say no.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:24 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:There's absolutely nothing wrong with my teeth.

And if you want them to stay that way, you best get me a sammich NOW!

Sin,
Mr Pick v12.1

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:34 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:Isn't "grill" your teeth?

Face or facial features. http://www.jimrome.com/archives/smack/s ... nary1.html

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:38 pm**

Mr. Spin

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:42 pm**

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Isn't "grill" your teeth?
Face or facial features. http://www.jimrome.com/archives/smack/s ... nary1.html

This is a mildly humorous thread, Terry. Get the fuck out.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:44 pm**

Few things funnier than watching old, married, sticks-in-the-mud discussing their ideas on urban slang.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grills

Jeebeeze, I abhor "hip-hop culture," but at least I'm not fucking ignorant.

LET YOU SEE MY WHAT?

So so def.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:49 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Isn't "grill" your teeth?
Face or facial features. http://www.jimrome.com/archives/smack/s ... nary1.html
This is a mildly humorous thread, Terry. Get the fuck out.

Who died and appointed you Thread Nazi?

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:54 pm**

That is some funny shit.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:16 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:.net is slow.

We prefer to use the term "special needs".

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