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Today's my last day on the boards for awhile. Taking a vacation and coming back with a wife.

Glad to see the board slowly start to come out of it's summer hibernation. Hopefully by the time I get back, there will be some quality posts that engage us all in serious discussion. With you fuckers, I highly doubt it.

So anyway, rack all of you for making me laugh over the past 5 years. To those of you I've been harsh on, I apologize. I'm sure in a few weeks I will be much more calm, but I can't be certain of the exact time frame. I think it may take a few months for the testosterone to fully leave the body of a eunuch.

Nice knowing ya!

- Michigan Hook-Up

Congrats, have fun and fuck you too. :D

NO, Killian, fuck YOUUUUU.

- Annheiser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

Make sure to give her a Mike Backer.

And what orc said.

Killian wrote:I'm sure in a few weeks I won't be getting laid anymore.

Welcome to the club.

Congrats, dude. Is she going to donate your balls to charity?

Another one bites the dust. Props.

PSUFAN wrote:Congrats, dude. Is she going to donate your balls to charity?

No. She is going to dangle them from the rear view mirror in her car.

Killian wrote:
I'm sure in a few weeks I won't be getting laid anymore.


Welcome to the club.

I never knew what celibacy was like until I got married.
Congrats and condolences at the same time dude........
What kind of anesthetic is she going to use when she whacks your boys off?

Laxplayer wrote:What kind of anesthetic is she going to use when she whacks your boys off?

The "Shut the fuck up and don't cry like a little bitch" kind.

Killian wrote:

Laxplayer wrote:What kind of anesthetic is she going to use when she whacks your boys off?

The "Shut the fuck up and don't cry like a little bitch" kind.

I can see why you want to marry her. Sounds like a keeper.

So, did she leave you any pants to wear or does she have them all? What size dress do you wear?

congrats. while i'm not married (could have been....and subsequently divorced)....i've heard the emptying of the married male body of testerone usually causes the big toe to enflame and become quite painful and swollen.....oh, wait, that's gout.

Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

Praise the Lord! You and Killian fortunate enough to have blind women available and seeking husbands.......

Hell we just celebrated Greg's divorce so what the hell.....good luck guys......

Killian wrote:Today's my last day on the boards for awhile. Taking a vacation and coming back with a wife.

Glad to see the board slowly start to come out of it's summer hibernation. Hopefully by the time I get back, there will be some quality posts that engage us all in serious discussion. With you fuckers, I highly doubt it.

So anyway, rack all of you for making me laugh over the past 5 years. To those of you I've been harsh on, I apologize. I'm sure in a few weeks I will be much more calm, but I can't be certain of the exact time frame. I think it may take a few months for the testosterone to fully leave the body of a eunuch.

What's she costing you?

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

So your taking vows. thats sweet, or you just can't afford gas anymore?


Seriously, will you be relocating to Indy or is she moving down there?

You ,now....marraige is a 3 ring circus....
#1 is the engagement ring
#2 is the wedding ring
#3 is the SUFFERing

The wedding will cost a lot but the divorce always costs more.

Marraige can be described as a situation where the women control 50% of the money and 100% of the pu$$y.

Now, remember gentlemen...what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

The 3 most important words in a marraige are.....You're right dear

The three words you don't want to hear while you're having sex....honey, I'm home. Not that you'll ever have sex again but.......

Does any one else think they will soon see Lax and his wife on the Dr. Phil show?

Nolesy wrote:Does any one else think they will soon see Lax and his wife on the Dr. Phil show?

Nope. The fact that he can (semi) joke about it means he is in a healthy union.....

It's a very healthy union....in fact we unionized today.

Nolesy wrote:

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

So your taking vows. thats sweet, or you just can't afford gas anymore?


Seriously, will you be relocating to Indy or is she moving down there?

Not the gas...the company pays for that all day everyday!!

She will be moving down here. I couldn't live in INDY, way too many cityslickers for this professional Hunter.

~bump...

I just realized, congrats are in order. Welcome to the married column!

TheChief wrote:Congratz Killian. Feb 17th is the day of death for myself.

Me, too.

Congrads, welcome to the club and...I know it has been said...so long sex life. It is just so brutally true that the more you hear it, the less it hurts (hopefully).

Sky wrote:Congrads, welcome to the club and...I know it has been said...so long sex life. It is just so brutally true that the more you hear it, the less it hurts (hopefully).

I've already cheated on my wife with my right hand.




A lot.

Mrs. IndyFrisco just whacked him upside the head, just to be sure...

Killian wrote:A lot.

Well welcome to that club too...you thought that "8 times in one day" back in high school was good...just wait till you have kids.

PSUFAN wrote:

Mrs. IndyFrisco just whacked him upside the head, just to be sure...

preemptive, so you don't cheat with your hand.

sorry, I'll stop with the shitty jokes