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Holy fuck, Prime X's avatar...



...comes to life!

Nothing will ever touch this for sheer TVO responding to Mvscal hilarity...

http://www.break.com/index/angry_german ... itles.html

Holy shit!

Favorite part is the diabolical laughter halfway through after he catches his breath.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Holy shit!

Favorite part is the diabolical laughter halfway through after he catches his breath.

Instead of "diabolical" I used the word "manic" but yeah, that's exactly what I said to my wife after I showed her that clip.

I've never seen anything like that. I've never laughed so hard at an internet video, either.

That is one completely twisted little fucker. I wish we could bookmark this dude. Before all is said and done this guy is going is to do some real damage to humanity...

rack that shit. dude goes single A manager from the very beginning.

"I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT! FUCK YOU! I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK!"

Holy SHIT.

His folks better invest in a cable modem for lil Hitler.

Is it just me or does that kid look like Jess before he found Dunkin Donuts?

KC Scott wrote:Is it just me or does that kid look like Jess before he found Dunkin Donuts?

that's the first thing that crossed my mind.

When that computer is broken down and useless I bet that kid will just toss it in an oven.

http://www.break.com/index/carmen_in_black.html


when u finish watching the teen boy, enjoy this from the same site

fake tits and botox lips. Probably cheek implants too.

Hottie videos are less than a dime a dozen...

This kid is a one of a kind freak.

Maybe if he didnt play w/ a dial-up connection, he wouldnt have such long load times.

Psychotic German Kid wrote:I DON'T NEED HELP! I DON'T NEED HELP!

yeah- I beg to differ!

Check out the comments section. Quite a few folks seem to think it's a troll job.

you have to wonder who set up the camera to be at such a perfect angle to capture his tirade.

That's a fake as can be. Good lord, he clicks the mouse once and has a kill? Anybody actually play Unreal? That fat little faggot would have been fragged twelve times with as little as he actualy pretended to move.

His behavior reminds me of an autistic student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated when his perception of reality crumbled, he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

fake. but funny.

Soccer Melt

This is considered the original. The Unreal Tournament subtitles seem a little out of whack after you watch the soccer one. Still, both are hilarious.

Somebody here who speaks German needs to provide us with the translation to this thing. Yeah, of course somebody can provide whatever funny subtitles they want and probably that's what we're getting here but I have little doubt that the real thing will be the funniest of all...

Whatever he's saying, it's gotta be incredible.

Van wrote:Somebody here who speaks German needs to provide us with the translation to this thing. Yeah, of course somebody can provide whatever funny subtitles they want and probably that's what we're getting here but I have little doubt that the real thing will be the funniest of all...

Whatever he's saying, it's gotta be incredible.

i have a friend who is a german major and who can speak the language pretty well. i sent it to him right away when i first saw it. of course, he's the kind of dude who checks his email like once every three weeks, but i hope he gets around to it soon.

I don't think it differs much from the subtitles that are now on the clip.

Dins will know. He'll tell us.

One way or the other, Dins already knows, guaranteed. You gotta loves you some Dins that way.

socal wrote:His behavior reminds me of an autistic student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated when his perception of reality crumbled, he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Autism, eh?


I'll have to ask my doctor if that's what I have next time I'm there.

socal wrote:a student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Admit it, you get a lot of that, don't you, especially from the females you hit on?

Dinsdale wrote:

socal wrote:His behavior reminds me of an autistic student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated when his perception of reality crumbled, he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Autism, eh?


I'll have to ask my doctor if that's what I have next time I'm there.

I suddenly catch a spell of the autism after each coon. Sometimes, I catchup to 3 spells of autism on one hole.

Van wrote:Somebody here who speaks German needs to provide us with the translation to this thing. Yeah, of course somebody can provide whatever funny subtitles they want and probably that's what we're getting here but I have little doubt that the real thing will be the funniest of all...

Whatever he's saying, it's gotta be incredible.

The subtitles are spot on as far as I can tell ('cept for maybe some of the unintelligible stuff). It's actually not really too hard to translate, since he mostly says different versions of "Ich will Unreal Tournament spielen" (I want to play Unreal Tournament) over and over.

OCmike, that's downright incredible to me then. It's even more ridiculous to me now, knowing that he actually was screaming that he wants to play a fuggen video game...and he actually felt the need to say the name of the game over and over.

He was literally screaming and drooling and doing that maniacal laugh over killing people, over and over? He lost it like that, when he got killed himself?

Biggest melt I've ever seen. Can't imagine anything ever touching that one...

I mean, yeah, I once threw my Carl's Jr cheeseburger at my tv during a USC-ND game in the 70s, but this guy, wow...

I sure hope it's not fake. Shit this awesome, it'd better be real. If it's a fake, dude needs to come to Hollywood and make a living.

KC Scott wrote:Is it just me or does that kid look like Jess before he found Dunkin Donuts?

also, dude had a speaking part.

Van wrote: Nothing will ever touch this for sheer TVO responding to Mvscal hilarity...

And I'm the anklebiter?

BTW- something funny about the kid being German and mvsKKKal being a naziracistfucktard and you saying it was like me responing to him.

You are a dolt on so many levels Van.

Van wrote:

socal wrote:a student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Admit it, you get a lot of that, don't you, especially from the females you hit on?

If there were any hitting going on, the pencil would be driven into my neck as I slumber.

mvscal wrote: This is pure bullshit from a lying Jew pig. Jews lie like this all the time.

... on sooooo many levels Van....