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Holy shit. Just got the OK from the wife (you'll understand soon, Chief) to fly down to Dallas to visit my best friend in November. The weekend of A&M/NU. Looks like we'll be camping/fishing down in Somerville and getting dukcing frunk all weekend and attending the game. Airfare only $122 outa the 314. Damn I hope this works out.

Wanted the week before for the OU game but I gotta damn wedding to go to. I'm gonna shit in a box and give it to them as their present for planning their wedding on A&M/OU day.

Actually, they're saving you a LOT of heartbreak, so you should thank them...

:D

the_ouskull

Is this the point where I need to start pasting pictures of S-Mac all over the place?

Man how many times am I going to have to say this: friends who hold weddings on Sat. during football season are not really friends. Sure they may say they are your friends but they are just trying to bag an easy wedding gift.

I plan on drinking a whole fifth of Beam the night before so I can give them a nice, pasty, corlor the bowl black as it flushes turd

IndyFrisco wrote:I plan on drinking a whole fifth of Beam the night before so I can give them a nice, pasty, corlor the bowl black as it flushes turd

Are you drinking Beam now?

Nolesy wrote:Man how many times am I going to have to say this: friends who hold weddings on Sat. during football season are not really friends. Sure they may say they are your friends but they are just trying to bag an easy wedding gift.

Amen. I had to go to a wedding in 1998 on the weekend that Notre Dame was playing us at home. The bride and groom both went to USC.

Inexcusable.

Jimmy Medalions wrote:

Nolesy wrote:Man how many times am I going to have to say this: friends who hold weddings on Sat. during football season are not really friends. Sure they may say they are your friends but they are just trying to bag an easy wedding gift.

Amen. I had to go to a wedding in 1998 on the weekend that Notre Dame was playing us at home. The bride and groom both went to USC.

Inexcusable.

I think I was in that wedding... Luckily it rained the whole time so the reception was indoors where we could watch the game (since it was a night game that year)

In Carmel?

IndyFrisco wrote:I plan on drinking a whole fifth of Beam the night before so I can give them a nice, pasty, corlor the bowl black as it flushes turd

If you really want to get them you take that pasty black, Jim Beam shit in the reservoir canister on the back of the toilet and then put a roll or two of paper in the toilet and leave without flushing.

Jimmy Medalions wrote:In Carmel?

ok no, I was in a different wedding between two USC grads that weekend in Laguna

so now we know there were 2 weddings that should have not been held that day

Cicero wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:I plan on drinking a whole fifth of Beam the night before so I can give them a nice, pasty, corlor the bowl black as it flushes turd

Are you drinking Beam now?

I wish. 1.5 more hours and time to get liquored up for a softball double header tonight in damn near 100 degree heat. beer...water...beer...water Gonna have to alternate tonight. Going for 3 straight weeks with a dinger.

Jimmy Medalions wrote:

Nolesy wrote:Man how many times am I going to have to say this: friends who hold weddings on Sat. during football season are not really friends. Sure they may say they are your friends but they are just trying to bag an easy wedding gift.

Amen. I had to go to a wedding in 1998 on the weekend that Notre Dame was playing us at home. The bride and groom both went to USC.

Inexcusable.

I hope you ditched them on the gift. Made a complete drunken fool of yourself at the reception by hitting on the brides mom, pissing in the punch bowl, and finally passing out face first into the 3 tier wedding cake. Thats a sure fire way of avoiding having to attend any more weddings no matter if its football season or not.

Nolesy wrote: I hope you ditched them on the gift. Made a complete drunken fool of yourself at the reception by hitting on the brides mom, pissing in the punch bowl, and finally passing out face first into the 3 tier wedding cake.

I think I did all that minus stiffing them on the gift a couple weeks ago at the wedding I went to in columbus.

The Mrs. wasn't too happy. I believe someone called me "sloppier than a soup sandwich" which I told him was a new phrase to me and couldn't wait to use it on someone else.

Yep, football wood. Fall practice is about to start. Today is Big 10 Media Day. NFL camps are opening...

I don't get the DFOB until I really start making plans to go to the games. Only thing that will suck this time is my bud doesn't hqave jack shit for camping gear and since I'll be flying down, I won't have much either.

Question for USC guys...

Why is your former quarterback being such a self-important douchebag of a pussy? All I heard from this guy before the draft was, "I'm not a Hollywood guy", "I just want to get in there and start learning the system. I just want to play football". Uh huh. Sounds like it.

I've been playing NCAA 2k7 and it has been giving me major wood over the last few days.

BTW Jordan Shipley has been kicking major ass.

Mgo,

I agree. Not only Leinart but Bush too. Both want to be paid 1st pick money. Matty...you weren't even the 1st QB taken. Sign your fucking 9 mil contract and get to work, cock.

Rack that Mgo and Indy. I am sick of hearing these guys complain about whether they get paid 9, 12 or 16 million. Quit hindering your progress and sign the deal (I am sure the agents play a hearty role in this process).

Not to mention the numerous endorsment deals these guys sign. It is just the rich being greedy to play a kids game.

On the wedding/football issue, unfortunately I was one of those guys. I got married when OSU played UCLA. However, looking back, we didn't miss much.

Sky wrote:(I am sure the agents play a hearty role in this process).

Sadly, this is true. Agents used to work for the players. Now, it seems the players work for the agents.

I blame the Jews!!!!

--Mel Gibson

my football wood just took a cold shower. a really icy cold shower.