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and no, i'm not slanging windchimes for the windchime fairy. I'm officially a fish hack. I'll be taking your worthless ass AYSO scores, phone calls from you degenerates whining about why your son's 0-20 t-ball team doesn't get covered in the paper, and why little johnny didn't get a 20" feature above the flap on sunday because he happened to shoot 100 at the local muni.

i'll sit at a desk at let out loud curse words when the freelancer doesn't turn his shit in time for print, but while i sit at said desk, i'll continually search the ap wire for cleavage shots or pics of soccer dudes getting kicked in the nuts in preparation for a "soccer begets violence" article i want to do sometime.

so wish me well, or tell me to go fuck myself. and if you mind making me a few bologne sandwiches and sending them my way, that'd be great, i'll be eating a lot of those for the next few years.

i also hoped i'd be able to step up from busch once i graduated and got a "real" job, but i guess i was wrong.

will u be fetching diet dew for skip bayless?

Good you're doing a service to the community and getting paid for it.

Congrats.


WAR Local Fishwraps Sports Coverage.


Those fuckers never covered ME, but I knocked the ever loving shit out of a running back they did cover one game. Bode me.

Be sure to write a nice big article about the benefits of taking Extasy.

Congrats and good luck with the over zealous parents. Make sure you tell the parents how bad their kids suck at sports and stop living vicariously through them.

you're working for Pravda ??

congrats !!

Jsc810 wrote:Outstanding, congrats on the new job.

We all have to pay our dues, you're no exception. So you didn't start off your career as the editor of the WSJ, no problem. You've got an opportunity to shine now, simply out work and out perform those around you. Do so, and good things will happen. :)

You're always so positive!

Congrats on the new job.

Do you have a hot sexetary?

If your like the local fish hacks that cover sports around here... your making about $ 5 per hour and will be history there as soon as the fat bitch at Mickey D's quits.

Over / under is about 6 weeks.


Ohh. and just report the sports and skip the lame ass editorials.

I wish you well in your attempt of fucking yourself!

Louis Cyphre wrote:I wish you well in your attempt of fucking yourself!

Rack

Aren't you supposed to finish your posts with -


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Wolfman wrote:you're working for Pravda ??

congrats !!

Anything to the left of American Spectator is Pravda to you.

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needs a Russian to English dictionary ??

Screw_Michigan wrote: but while i sit at said desk, i'll continually search the ap wire for cleavage shots or pics of soccer dudes getting kicked in the nuts in preparation for a "soccer begets violence" article i want to do sometime.

You'll have to start with a take, first. Preferrably the former, as you've got the kicked in the nuts part down when it comes to soccer takes.