"Muslim Fun Day"?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:24 am

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's biggest theme park has called off the country's first "National Muslim Fun Day" because of lack of interest, the park said Wednesday.

Alton Towers in central England was to open on September 17 for Muslims -- with halal food, a strict dress code and prayer areas.

Music, gambling and alcohol were to be banned for the day and theme park rides such as "Ripsaw," "Corkscrew" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" all segregated by sex.

But the park said the event's organizers, Islamic Leisure, who rented the park for the day and were marketing the event, had called it off due to "insufficient ticket sales."

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Gee, I can't imagine why ticket sales were tepid. Sounds like a blast to me!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:26 am

What a great fucking idea that was...bwaahahahaha

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:36 am

PSUFAN wrote:What a great fucking idea that was...bwaahahahaha

Word.

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's remove all fun and exciting aspects from an entertainment venue and get people to pay for it!"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:37 am

I was looking forward to getting ripped off on some fake hash by the Muslim carnie that runs the "Jihad-a-Whirl".

:cry:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:42 am

Jihad-a-Whirl

yep, I laughed pretty good.

"Ripsaw," "Corkscrew" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" all segregated by sex.

Yep...it's a great idea to only have penises around for these things...awww, shit, someone must be trolling...

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:43 am

How much fun could there be with no "Lob Off the Melon of an Infidel" game?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:50 am

I have this doubt that some urine comes out while performing the Duck Toss. I cannot confirm as i cant see if it has.I break my namaaz and then perform Duck Toss again or maybe Flattened Ring BasketBall Hoop and start my namaaz all over but it happens again. The strange thing is that after it happens im fine and the nervousnes goes but the doubt settles in that some urine came out. Cotton Candy is totally out of the question.

The mere doubt of urine coming out does not invalidate your Wudhu and your Salaat. You should ignore such thoughts as they are from the Shaytaan. The Shaytaan wishes to distract you from Salaat and is a thief wanting attention. Also he wants the Big Bugs Bunny Stuffy for himself.

The only solution is you ignore such thoughts. You may also sprinkle some water in your undergarment before making Wudhu. When you have such thoughts, you could attribute them to the wetness around the private parts. This is also the message and advise of Jibraaeel (alayhimus salaam)to Rasulullah [sallallaahu alayhi wasallam] during Me’raaj to convey to the Ummah.

Also, never toss toward the green ones. They are bastard fowl, I hate them, die die.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best, you ASS.

Mufti Ebrahim Desai