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Life expectancy calculator

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:15 am
by Bobby42
Check this out, see where you hang.

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortali ... cForm.html
Bobby42 wrote:Life Expectancy: 85.10
Lower Quartile : 75.55
Median Lifetime: 87.01
Upper Quartile : 95.64

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:39 am
by The phantorino
Life Expectancy: 77.94
Lower Quartile : 70.50
Median Lifetime: 79.40
Upper Quartile : 86.72

You got me beat - but Christ! isn't this long enough? ESPECIALLY with a Republican Administration due every 8 years

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:50 am
by Rack Fu
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 87.33
Lower Quartile : 79.55
Median Lifetime: 89.19
Upper Quartile : 97.17

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:57 am
by OCmike
Life Expectancy: 79.67
Lower Quartile : 71.90
Median Lifetime: 81.89
Upper Quartile : 89.49

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:05 am
by Wolfman
swell--I have one more year to live !!
I did one of these a while back
and I was supposed to be dead at
age 46 (I'm 67) !!

but we're all suckers for "tests" like this !

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:29 am
by WolverineSteve
I've got 4 years left. :shock:

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:35 am
by Luther
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 74.31
Lower Quartile : 67.28
Median Lifetime: 77.51
Upper Quartile : 85.43

Hell, that is 9.31 years longer than I thought I'd do.

Rip City

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:38 am
by Racer X
Life Expectancy: 79.76
Lower Quartile : 72.09
Median Lifetime: 81.23
Upper Quartile : 88.54 :|

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:00 am
by BBMarley
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 83.56
Lower Quartile : 75.65
Median Lifetime: 86.05
Upper Quartile : 93.98

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:06 am
by War Wagon
e wrote:i was supposed to be dead three years ago
Need the details.

Shoot, I shoulda' been dead at least 5 times, most notably after the motorcycle accident I had in 1981.

God is merciful and gives many second chances to someone not worthy of it.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:51 am
by Mister Bushice
Life Expectancy: 87.41
Lower Quartile : 79.53
Median Lifetime: 88.81
Upper Quartile : 96.62

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:50 pm
by Jack
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.20
Lower Quartile : 78.35
Median Lifetime: 87.82
Upper Quartile : 95.59

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I do not care if I live a LONG time as long as I live QUALITY years, I will be happy!

If I become > 30% dependant on anyone or anything to keep me alive (long term that is..), I'd rather not continue to live!!

Problem is, I will be getting a pension with lifetime medical after age 60, so my family could keep me alive as some kind of cash cow!!

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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:05 pm
by rozy
Life Expectancy: 78.68
Lower Quartile : 70.75
Median Lifetime: 80.20
Upper Quartile : 87.66

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:29 pm
by Van
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.17
Lower Quartile : 77.35
Median Lifetime: 87.22
Upper Quartile : 95.09
Jsc wrote:Life Expectancy: 86.76
I call bullshit. :-)

Now, if Dins takes this thing and he's honest with his answers there's probably some built in program that'll automatically call the coroner's office for him when he hits "submit".

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:26 pm
by socal
Life Expectancy: 85.34
Lower Quartile : 77.55
Median Lifetime: 86.97
Upper Quartile : 94.62

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:48 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Life Expectancy: 83.90
Lower Quartile : 75.85
Median Lifetime: 86.24
Upper Quartile : 94.18

:shock:

I would be nothing short of shocked if I lived to be 83, and it was a productive 83. I figure that the 36 curse in my family will get me when I'm 69 or 70.

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:51 pm
by trev
93.something

:?

A damn good reason to take up smoking.

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:58 pm
by Degenerate
Life Expectancy: 78.85
Lower Quartile : 71.48
Median Lifetime: 81.50
Upper Quartile : 89.13

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:01 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Life Expectancy: 82.12
Lower Quartile : 73.94
Median Lifetime: 84.47
Upper Quartile : 92.31

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:10 pm
by Cuda
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 81.38
Lower Quartile : 73.71
Median Lifetime: 82.77
Upper Quartile : 90.02

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:13 pm
by Luther
Well, so far I'm the worst. In case something happens I'd like to say it was nice posting with all of you over the years.

Rip City

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:36 pm
by Felix
Luther wrote:In case something happens I'd like to say it was nice posting with all of you over the years.

Rip City
can I have your record player......

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
I did it once based on my current lifestyle:

Life Expectancy: 84.61
Lower Quartile : 76.63
Median Lifetime: 85.96
Upper Quartile : 93.47


And once based on my lifestyle at age 25:

Life Expectancy: 66.60
Lower Quartile : 49.59
Median Lifetime: 70.43
Upper Quartile : 83.99

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:10 pm
by AJ
87.56


Rack genetics trumping laziness.

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:39 pm
by Bobby42
Felix wrote:
Luther wrote:In case something happens I'd like to say it was nice posting with all of you over the years.

Rip City
can I have your record player......
I'll take dude's record collection.

8)

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:50 pm
by smackaholic
I put in really horrible stats and got my expectancy down to about 31. When I told the thing I was 5'4" 274lbs and had 16 sex partners it shoulda just called bullshit right there.

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:16 am
by Jimmy Medalions
R-Jack=Irie :?

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:20 am
by WolverineSteve
Sudden Sam wrote:Did what Goober did....refigured it at my lifestyle at 25 years of age:

Life Expectancy: 65.49
Lower Quartile : 47.20
Median Lifetime: 69.99
Upper Quartile : 83.44

Good thing (I guess?) that I slowed down.

So I gotta hang around 22 more years due to:

less drinking, no smoking, fewer sex partners, eating right? Screw it. I'll give up the 22 years to get back to my old life.
Guess I need to undergo some changes.

Less fun= Longer life. I'd rather front load my time here with good times rather than living to see my pee-pee shrivel up and all my friends and family croak.

War-Going first

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:10 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Van wrote:Now, if Dins takes this thing and he's honest with his answers there's probably some built in program that'll automatically call the coroner's office for him when he hits "submit".
I did it as Dins (or at least my best estimates about Dins) and here's what I got:

Life Expectancy: 58.87
Lower Quartile : 42.86
Median Lifetime: 55.74
Upper Quartile : 71.89

Of course, it wouldn't let me put in more than 99 sex partners or more than 99 cigarettes a day, so that's not entirely accurate. :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:29 pm
by Mister Bushice
living to see my pee-pee shrivel up and all my friends and family croak.
I'll take "that'll happen no matter what you do" for $1000, Alex.

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:48 pm
by Cicero
Im 25, not too bad I think.


Life Expectancy: 83.29
Lower Quartile : 75.54
Median Lifetime: 86.78
Upper Quartile : 95.11

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
Cicero wrote:Im 25, not too bad I think.


Life Expectancy: 83.29
Lower Quartile : 75.54
Median Lifetime: 86.78
Upper Quartile : 95.11
IQ score: 45
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