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This is kinda gross
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:05 pm
by PSUFAN
:?
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:26 pm
by patsy stone
Is that the Lionel Ritchie head?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:39 am
by Cicero
Re: This is kinda gross
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:43 am
by War Wagon
PSUFAN wrote:
:?
While I wouldn't call it gross per se, it was most certainly cheesy...much like the entire ceremony always is.
Still, I could have done w/o seeing that move...
again.
Rack Warren Moon anyways.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:52 am
by velocet
Madden's speech was the highlight, Leigh Steinberg (Moon's opening act) was of course the depths of shit and I wasn't about to invest a moment's time in anything concerning Reggie White.
velocet
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:03 am
by War Wagon
velocet wrote:Madden's speech was the highlight...
In what universe?
Did you not hear Rayfield Wright?
Madden was simply embarrassing himself, again, and as always.
I'll never get why people think that guy is a good broadcaster.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:10 am
by The Seer
War Wagon wrote:velocet wrote:Madden's speech was the highlight...
In what universe?
Did you not hear Rayfield Wright?
Absolutely. Wright stole the show....with Aikman 2nd, Mrs. White 3rd, Carson 4th, Madden 5th, and Moon picking up the rear....
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:31 am
by War Wagon
The Seer wrote:
Absolutely. Wright stole the show....with Aikman 2nd, Mrs. White 3rd, Carson 4th, Madden 5th, and Moon picking up the rear....
Not what I saw and heard. My book goes like this:
Wright
Moon
Carson
Aikman
Widow/Madden in a dead heat for suckdom
In fact, if they hadn't saved token white boy player Aikman for last, half the crowd would have left rather than suffering thru the heat listening to either Madden or the Widow.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:45 am
by Shoalzie
Cicero wrote:![Image](http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel/media/lionel%20richie%20sculpture.jpg)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:49 am
by PSUFAN
That's one of those "Jesus was a brother" things...Easter Island style.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:43 am
by jiminphilly
Warren Moon should have had someone write his speech. It was terrible.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:48 am
by The Seer
So what religion was Reggie? His kid emphasized that HIS God was the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.....
His mama said the same thing, but threw in Yehova.....
Witnesses?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:27 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
War Wagon wrote:I'll never get why people think that guy is a good broadcaster.
It's a simple matter of, when you go 100-30 in NFL games, and win a Super Bowl,
you probably know what the fuck you're talking about.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:37 am
by War Wagon
He was a great coach.
He sucks as a broadcaster.
Some problem that you're having between making that distinction, Mr. magoo?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
It's not just that he sucks as a broadcaster...
...it's that he injects this
creepy "gay vibe" into his commentary.
Unsettling.
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:18 pm
by smackaholic
Madden may be losing it a bit because he is old. Actually, he's not just old, he's fukking ancient. What is he? seventy something? That's in regular people years. In overweight hyperactive heart disease dude years he's like 247 or something.
The fact that he is still breathing is a medical miracle. His physician ought to win the nobel prize for just keeping him ticking this long.
As for you madden haytahs, you suck. Maybe you don't like his big fat loud crazy guy shtick, but, once you get past that, you have to admit, he is a fukking football genius. Unlike most every other color commentator I have ever seen, he doesn't say one stupid fukking thing after another just because he is paid to fill the air with sound. There have been other pretty good ones. I liked merlin olsen who was kinda like a pothead madden.
For those of you who still think madden sux, i got two words........ muss berger. I am pretty sure that every last person on the planet, maybe the galaxy can agree that he is the fukking worst evah. Should have stayed behind the cbs anchorman desk where he could just read a prompter. Dude seriously fails when he actually attempts to put together sentences that weren't thought up by someone else.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:21 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:As for you madden haytahs, you suck. Maybe you don't like his big fat loud crazy guy shtick, but, once you get past that, you have to admit, he is a fukking football genius. Unlike most every other color commentator I have ever seen, he doesn't say one stupid fukking thing after another just because he is paid to fill the air with sound.
I've got three words for you. Super Bowl XXXVI.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:38 pm
by PSUFAN
Madden last night...
"Boy, watching practice this week...that Randy Moss is something special"
Thanks, John. So...do you have any big plans for 1997?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:40 pm
by mothster
War Wagon wrote:He was great at doing what al davis said.
He sucks as a broadcaster.
Some problem that you're having between making that distinction, Mr. magoo?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:43 pm
by poptart
Warren Moon is one of the more interesting Hall of Fame cases.
Remember that it's title is the PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME, not the NFL HALL OF FAME.
I wonder how much Moon's CFL exploits (6 straight Grey Cup Championships) factored into his election.
Striclty as an NFL player I would not be of a mind to vote for him.
He was a big numbers guy, yes, but I think a QB has to actually WIN something to take a seat among the elite players who have ever played.
Moon didn't distinguish himself largely enough as an NFL winner, IMO.
One lone division title in 17 years as a QB.
3-7 playoff record.
Wow ....
Gaudy numbers put up mostly QBing in a playground-style offense doesn't = elite player.
my .02
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:54 pm
by Tom In VA
poptart wrote:
Striclty as an NFL player I would not be of a mind to vote for him.
What team did you play for ?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
poptart wrote:I wonder how much Moon's CFL exploits (6 straight Grey Cup Championships) factored into his election.
It was actually 5 straight Grey Cup Championships.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:19 pm
by poptart
Ok, thanks Goobs.
All the more reason to say to hell with W. Moon.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:05 pm
by Dinsdale
poptart wrote:All the more reason to say to hell with W. Moon.
Sin
The Trail Of Battered Women Moon Left In His Wake
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:19 pm
by poptart
You're sayin' that if there's a Ho Slappin' Hall of Fame Warren's a first ballot guy .... ?
Hey, don't be naive, Dins.
Pretty sure Y.A. Title and Otto Graham slapped themselves some bitches around in their day.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:poptart wrote:All the more reason to say to hell with W. Moon.
Sin
The Trail Of Battered Women Moon Left In His Wake
Your* trying too hard, Dins.
* See what I did there? I left you an opening...huh...huh...see?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:23 pm
by Dinsdale
Don't talk to me.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:26 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:Don't talk to me.
I wasn't being playful.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:48 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
smackaholic wrote:As for you madden haytahs, you suck.
Word. Furthermore, people who are watching football games for "entertaining broadcasts" suck.
The thing with Madden is he isn't trying to entertain you. He's trying to inform you. You hear that Wags? He doesn't come with all the bells and whistles you seem to desire. Dude's job is to break down plays, and that's what he does...bumbling or not, he does it as well or better than anyone else. He knows his role and he sticks to it. Oh, and when someone has "one of the greatest coaches in the history of the NFL" on their resume, you tend to listen to what they have to say.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:12 pm
by War Wagon
Bells and whistles? Hardly.
Hell, I'd settle for someone who can string two coherent sentences together.
Sorry, I just don't enjoy listening to the bombastic windbag.
By all mean though, feel free to continue acting like he was/is the greatest football color commentator evah, if that blows up your skirt.
I'd rather listen to the likes of a Dan Dierdork over Madden if given the choice of either at the end of a gun barrel.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:21 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Don't strawman me.
I didn't say he was one of the greatest commentators.
I said he was one of the greatest coaches ever, which JUST SO HAPPENS to make the guy (more than) listenable, considering he knows what the fuck he's talking about.
This is pretty simple, really.
You care more about polished delivery and presentation.
I care more about credible breakdowns and those more knowledgeable of the game.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:37 pm
by War Wagon
There are plenty of former coaches and players who know the game inside out who can't effectively talk into a microphone because they sound like they have a mouth full of marbles.
Being extremely knowledgable about the game, in and of itself, does not neccesarily make one any more competent to opine from the booth.
Whatever, it's just a matter of opinion here. Like I said, if you dig listening to Madden, more power to you.
Myself, whenever some blowhard network announcer is doing a Chiefs game, I turn the sound down on the TV and listen to Len Dawson and Mitch Holthus on the radio instead. There is no one better at breaking down the play on the field than good old Lenny.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:59 pm
by Bobby42
I didn't see the HOF broadcast. They probably didn't feature this for Warren Moon's career review:
In 1992, Moon played only 11 games due to injuries, but still managed to lead the Oilers to a 10-6 record, including a victory over the Buffalo Bills in the final game of the season. Moon and the Oilers then faced the Bills again in the first round of the AFC playoffs. Aided by Moon's 222 passing yards and 4 touchdowns in the first half, Houston built up a 28-3 halftime lead, and then increased it to 35-3 when Buffalo quarterback Frank Reich's first pass of the third quarter was intercepted and returned for a touchdown. But the Bills managed to storm back with 5 unanswered second half touchdowns to take a 38-35 lead with time running out in the final period. Moon managed to lead the Oilers on a last second field goal drive to send the game into overtime, but threw an interception in the extra period that set-up Buffalo kicker Steve Christie's game winning field goal. It was the largest comeback victory in NFL history and is now known in NFL Lore simply as The Comeback. Moon finished the game with 36 completions for 371 yards and 4 touchdowns, with 2 interceptions.
Bet he still has nightmares about that game.
Warren Moon wrote:Help me Lord. I gotta punch outta this dream!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Moon
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:08 pm
by Dinsdale
War Wagon wrote:
Hell, I'd settle for someone who can string two coherent sentences together.
So would we, Whitey...so would we.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:11 pm
by Tom In VA
War Wagon wrote:There are plenty of former coaches and players who know the game inside out who can't effectively talk into a microphone because they sound like they have a mouth full of marbles.
Being extremely knowledgable about the game, in and of itself, does not neccesarily make one any more competent to opine from the booth.
Whatever, it's just a matter of opinion here. Like I said, if you dig listening to Madden, more power to you.
Myself, whenever some blowhard network announcer is doing a Chiefs game, I turn the sound down on the TV and listen to Len Dawson and Mitch Holthus on the radio instead. There is no one better at breaking down the play on the field than good old Lenny.
RACK
In DC we have Sonny Jurgenson and Sam Huff. Used to have a pro media man, Frank Herzog. That team kicked ass. Now it's Sonny, Sam, and Larrry. Decent enough dude himself, but it isn't Sonny Sam and Frank. That was the team.
Some other bright executive move.
pop,
I can't read. Especially w/out my morning coffee.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:11 pm
by quacker backer
poptart wrote:.....but I think a QB has to actually WIN something to take a seat among the elite players who have ever played.
.....Gaudy numbers put up mostly QBing in a playground-style offense doesn't = elite player.
what you talkin bout Willis!!??
Sin.
Dan Marino
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:26 am
by jtr
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:33 am
by Van
-I have no problem with Madden. Sure, he's getting older, to the point that he's slowing down verbally. Thing about Madden though, always...he's honest.
Knowledge, honesty and more than a modicum of enjoyable personality, hey, combine those things with his obvious undiminished passion for the game and I have no problem with him.
-No, the CFL really shouldn't count in terms of enshrinement into Canton. Neither should the WFL or NFL Europe or the Arena League. Warren Moon was not an NFL Hall Of Famer, even if he was a CFL Hall Of Famer. In fact, if Moon were white I have a suspicion that he wouldn't have received the HOF's politically motivated and politically necessary phone call.
The Hall Of Fame should be a no brainer deal. If you're not sure if the guy belongs, he doesn't.
Warren Moon is in that category. Think back to when he was playing for Houston. At any point in his career there did you ever feel that he was the dominant QB in the league, the best QB out there, and a genuine game changing leader?
To be in the HOF you needed to be that guy at your position, at least for a little while, if not for most of your career. Warren Moon was always...The Opponent. He was never Joe or Dan (either one) or Roger or you name it.
He was just The Opponent, and he never won a truly big game in the NFL in his entire career. He sure lost a bunch though...
He was sort of the Don Sutton of the NFL, a guy who simply stuck around long enough to where he eventually amassed some great career stats. Great stats, yep, but you never felt either guy was ever truly The Man...
-Dan Marino on the other hand is a complete no brainer for the HOF. He DID take a very overmatched team to a Super Bowl and he completely rewrote the NFL individual season and career records book. His teams were always in the playoffs and he was always The Man in any game in which he set foot on the field.
When SF played Miami in that Super Bowl, hell, when anybody ever played Miami, everybody in the stadium knew that Marino was the key and he was either going to give a performance of a lifetime and win the game regardless or he was just going to merely get his usual numbers or less and Miami would lose.
Marino was the most feared QB in the league, for a long time. Yeah, Montana was Montana and there's no arguing Joe but in terms of the players on defense Marino was feared for being The Ultimate Gunslinger, long before Brett Favre assumed that role...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:44 am
by jtr
Doug Flutie will probably get into the Hall because of his days at Boston College and in the Canadian Football League moreso than for anything he's done in the NFL.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:00 am
by Van
No chance in hell.
NCAA HOF, sure. Canton? No chance in hell.