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WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:42 pm
by Cuda
WSJ: Scholar Warns Iran's Ahmadinejad May Have 'Cataclysmic Events' In Mind For August 22
Tue Aug 08 2006 10:22:35 ET
In a WALL STREET JOURNAL op-ed Tuesday, Princeton's Bernard Lewis writes: "There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons. This difference is expressed in what can only be described as the apocalyptic worldview of Iran's present rulers."
"In Islam as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time -- Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon, and for Shiite Muslims, the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, ending in the final victory of the forces of good over evil, however these may be defined."
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "and his followers clearly believe that this time is now, and that the terminal struggle has already begun and is indeed well advanced. It may even have a date, indicated by several references by the Iranian president to giving his final answer to the US about nuclear development by Aug. 22," which this year corresponds "to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This, by tradition, is the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to 'the farthest mosque,' usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back (c.f., Koran XVII.1).
"This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel and if necessary of the world. It is far from certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad plans any such cataclysmic events precisely for Aug. 22. But it would be wise to bear the possibility in mind."
Developing...
Nutbag is going to summon the Hidden Imam- and, of course, the H,I, is going to obey him...
I didn't have much of a problem with invading Iraq because after 9/11 it was pretty obvious that we'd have to do that sooner or later anyway and might as well do it on our terms. It's also been fucking obvious ever since 1979 that we'd have to kick Iran's ass sooner or later. MIght as well get that one over with too.
The muzzies are the cause of, and the aggressor in, almost every conflict in the world today, and Iran is in the driver's seat; promoting it, arming it, funding it. Taking out Iran's radical islamist rulers would go a long way to solving a lot of the world's problems in a relatively short time.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:46 pm
by Tom In VA
So is it ctrl-cude or ctrl-kcpaul ? Either way, this is my take ....
9-11-2001
8-22-2006
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash4.htm
A datediff function returns a difference of 1807 days. Which is 1+8+0+7 = 16
1427, 1+4+2+7 = 14
2,1 =3 1,4 = 3 6,3 = 3
16-14 = 2
333 * 2 = 666
I'm worried. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Let's say this Twinkie
represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:51 pm
by Cuda
Are going to keep dropping that fucking Ghostbusters reset until someone racks you for it?
Re: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:52 pm
by Dinsdale
Awesome....TOTALLY awesome....
"There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons."
Here, let me take a guess...
The nukes?
Totally awesome.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:53 pm
by Tom In VA
Cuda wrote:Are going to keep dropping that fucking Ghostbusters reset until someone racks you for it?
Nope, just until I come up with another one.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:58 pm
by Bizzarofelice
that Iran dude is short and ugly.
he probably posts here.
Re: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:05 pm
by Neely8
Cuda wrote:
WSJ: Scholar Warns Iran's Ahmadinejad May Have 'Cataclysmic Events' In Mind For August 22
Tue Aug 08 2006 10:22:35 ET
In a WALL STREET JOURNAL op-ed Tuesday, Princeton's Bernard Lewis writes: "There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons. This difference is expressed in what can only be described as the apocalyptic worldview of Iran's present rulers."
"In Islam as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time -- Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon, and for Shiite Muslims, the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, ending in the final victory of the forces of good over evil, however these may be defined."
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "and his followers clearly believe that this time is now, and that the terminal struggle has already begun and is indeed well advanced. It may even have a date, indicated by several references by the Iranian president to giving his final answer to the US about nuclear development by Aug. 22," which this year corresponds "to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This, by tradition, is the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to 'the farthest mosque,' usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back (c.f., Koran XVII.1).
"This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel and if necessary of the world. It is far from certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad plans any such cataclysmic events precisely for Aug. 22. But it would be wise to bear the possibility in mind."
Developing...
Nutbag is going to summon the Hidden Imam- and, of course, the H,I, is going to obey him...
I didn't have much of a problem with invading Iraq because after 9/11 it was pretty obvious that we'd have to do that sooner or later anyway and might as well do it on our terms. It's also been fucking obvious ever since 1979 that we'd have to kick Iran's ass sooner or later. MIght as well get that one over with too.
The muzzies are the cause of, and the aggressor in, almost every conflict in the world today, and Iran is in the driver's seat; promoting it, arming it, funding it. Taking out Iran's radical islamist rulers would go a long way to solving a lot of the world's problems in a relatively short time.
And our good friends the Russians are only too happy to supply them with all the weapons they could want.....
Re: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:20 pm
by Tom In VA
Sudden Sam wrote:Neely8 wrote:
And our good friends the Russians are only too happy to supply them with all the weapons they could want.....
Somebody had to step in when we quit supplying them.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:20 pm
by YD
tahts' my birfday!!1!!!!1
:x
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:21 pm
by socal
Aren't there like eleventy of you with the same August birthday?
Apocolypse indeed.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:25 pm
by The Seer
If the WSJ says it, good enough for me. Nuke the fuck out of Iran on 8/21.
Pre-emptively, of course.....
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:28 pm
by YD
socal wrote:eleventy
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:29 pm
by Van
Known August 22nd B-Days here...
Van
Mvscal
Y2K
timmay
Go for it, Iran. Candles for our cakes and all...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:19 pm
by Mikey
socal wrote:Aren't there like eleventy of you with the same August birthday?
Apocolypse indeed.
I'm officially changing mine.
Anybody else in?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:22 pm
by patsy stone
Mine's the week before so I'm cool. August 22nd is approved by me. :)
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:25 pm
by Neely8
Mine was on the 6th......still need some time to spend the gift certificates though.....
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:57 pm
by BBMarley
Tom In VA wrote:
I'm worried. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Let's say this Twinkie
represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
RACK the Ghostbuster's reset!!!!
Re: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:58 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cuda wrote:...Bernard Lewis writes: ...
The needle on my Jew-o-meter just flew off.
Is there anything American dopes cant be talked into by these reptiles?
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:59 pm
by Sirfindafold
August 23 for myself.
Me and Kobe Bryant.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:19 pm
by Wolfman
wonder if the missing 11 Egyptian
"students" have anything to do with this ??
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:38 pm
by PL
I'm not believing it until I hear it from Dan J.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:07 pm
by Nishlord
WSJ: Scholar Warns Iran's Ahmadinejad May Have 'Cataclysmic Events' In Mind For August 22
That could mean anything, though. Perhaps his parents are away, and he's going to have a kegger, or whatever you call it.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:10 pm
by Bizzarofelice
PL wrote:I'm not believing it until I hear it from Dan J.
Yes.
Over on allracksdueuntoallah.net there is a Ahkmed J. warning the board of pending phallus impaling on 8/22.
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:10 pm
by Dinsdale
OHHHHH.....
It said CATACLYSMIC events.
And here I was thinking how funny it was that the WSJ would be speculating on a foreign leader's intestinal health.
Silly me.
Re: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:23 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:Cuda wrote:...Bernard Lewis writes: ...
The needle on my Jew-o-meter just flew off.
Shrubber can fix it. His dad is a TV repairman & has this ultimate set of tools- or so I've beenm told
Re: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:24 pm
by Bizzarofelice
These ultimate set of tools have done wonders for the guy's back.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:40 am
by Y2K
Cool,
I've always wanted a cataclysim type deal for my birthday.
I'll have to "Ask The Imam" if it's a sudden death penalty to celebrate early.
After scanning said Posters with Aug. 22 Birthdays and adding a Local to them it's quite obvious the whole West Coast is fucking toast.
It was fun while it lasted.
"August 22, 2006............
A day that will live in Infamy....."
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:06 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Sounds like the work of The Alliance.
Anyone seen Dan J and son of a bitch?
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:58 am
by The phantorino
Perhaps his parents are away, and he's going to have a kegger[/quote]
I LMFAO
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:12 pm
by AJ
Sirfindafold wrote:August 23 for myself.
Me and Kobe Bryant.
And me.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:00 pm
by PSUFAN
I'll have to "Ask The Imam" if it's a sudden death penalty to celebrate early.
hahaha
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:12 pm
by YD
everybody got their dugout stocked?
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:32 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Tom In VA wrote:
9-11-2001
8-22-2006
Wow. I bet 7-33-11 is going to be huge.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:39 pm
by Bizzarofelice
I think it would be fun if Doomsday dropped by. Those polesmokers at brawlhall were always fun to take a plunger to.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:44 pm
by Nishlord
Those of you here who've harboured sexual fantasies about me and have been fighting it for years might as well send PMs now.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:56 pm
by The phantorino
As someone not living the United Spates of Paranoia - Good bye to you all
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:58 pm
by The Seer
Nishlord wrote:Those of you here who've harboured sexual fantasies about me and have been fighting it for years might as well send PMs now.
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:49 pm
by The phantorino
So how was 8/22 for y'all?
Taken the paranoia pills, now and relaxin' in the CZ waiting for the next "Yellow Alert"?
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:54 am
by Jack
The phantorino wrote:So how was 8/22 for y'all?
Taken the paranoia pills, now and relaxin' in the CZ waiting for the next "Yellow Alert"?
Hey, it's not over YET!!
I heard something on TV about LIONS and TIGERS and BEARS!!
Lions and Tigers and Bears....
OH MY!!!
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:58 am
by Y2K
When I go at least I go happy, stuffed from a kickass dinner and a damn good buzz on..........
I fear no EVIL!