Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:25 pm
Another of the Dungver's Donkeys stellar draft choices.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:52 pm
Wearing a bullet resistant vest? That just can't be good.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:27 pm
I kinda wondered where Mace had been...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:32 pm
Mace was run.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:02 pm
I gotta admit, it's nothing short of amazing that we have three different threads in three different forums devoted to pretty much the same topic.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:03 pm
This board sucks horse cocks.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:08 pm
With such compelling posts as yours, you add to that blowing horses so well.poptart wrote:This board sucks horse cocks.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:09 pm
It seems to me that each of the three people who started those threads did so in the forums where they post most often. Why are you so amazed?Terry in Crapchester wrote:I gotta admit, it's nothing short of amazing that we have three different threads in three different forums devoted to pretty much the same topic.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:13 pm
Yup. I didn't bother to check time stamps originally, but you were first.Jsc810 wrote:Give glass dicks to BOTH of them.Terry in Crapchester wrote:I gotta admit, it's nothing short of amazing that we have three different threads in three different forums devoted to pretty much the same topic.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:15 pm
Why don't you go pound the perfect nail or somethin', smart man ... ?Derron wrote:With such compelling posts as yours, you add to that blowing horses so well.poptart wrote:This board sucks horse cocks.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:20 pm
True, although Clarett's connection to the NFL is tenuous, at best.Goober McTuber wrote:It seems to me that each of the three people who started those threads did so in the forums where they post most often.Terry in Crapchester wrote:I gotta admit, it's nothing short of amazing that we have three different threads in three different forums devoted to pretty much the same topic.
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I just didn't think this was a big enough news item to generate multiple glass dicks.Why are you so amazed?
Re: So much talent pissed away....
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:48 pm
"Star" and "street criminal" are not necessarily mutually exclusive.Jsc810 wrote:How does that happen? OK, so the NFL has enough running backs, no big loss there. But to go from star to street criminal in a few short years, well, it is sad.http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/09/claret ... index.html
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Maurice Clarett was arrested early Wednesday after a highway chase that ended with police using Mace on the former Ohio State running back and finding four loaded guns in his truck, a police spokesman said.
Could have been worse though. Props to the cops for getting him off the streets before he killed someone. Enjoy playing ball in the prison yard, Maurice. :x
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:52 pm
shooting pistols with his feet- thanks to his opposable big-toesmvscal wrote:What talent?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:52 pm
he wins.....Terry in Crapchester wrote:Yup. I didn't bother to check time stamps originally, but you were first.Jsc810 wrote:Give glass dicks to BOTH of them.Terry in Crapchester wrote:I gotta admit, it's nothing short of amazing that we have three different threads in three different forums devoted to pretty much the same topic.
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if you want we could just turn the one in the NFL forum into a pile-on of m2 and his googling prowess......
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:21 pm
Warren Moon and the CFL should be bailing him out anytime soon.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:28 pm
If he was good enough to play in the CFL, he would already be there. In case you missed it, the CFL season started a month ago.jtr wrote:Warren Moon and the CFL should be bailing him out anytime soon.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:27 pm
You follow the CFL?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:38 pm
Not enough to know who's winning and losing up there. But enough to know that they've already started playing. Seen any news stories on Ricky Williams in say the last 3 months?jtr wrote:You follow the CFL?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:14 pm
Actually, Mo Criminal was all set to play in the prestigous Eastern Indoor Football League with a team called the Hitmen.
I think he was just on his way to a team sponsored meet and greet if you ask me.
I think he was just on his way to a team sponsored meet and greet if you ask me.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:22 pm
Actually yes that's what I was going for with CFL bailing this dude out now that Ricky is hurt.BSmack wrote:Not enough to know who's winning and losing up there. But enough to know that they've already started playing. Seen any news stories on Ricky Williams in say the last 3 months?jtr wrote:You follow the CFL?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:25 pm
That was not even a remote possibility even before Clarett got busted again. For starters, Clarett was already facing criminal counts that would have made his getting a work visa in Canada an impossibility. And even had the Canadian govenment decided to allow Clarett to work in Canada, there's the small problem of him not being a very good running back anymore.jtr wrote:Actually yes that's what I was going for with CFL bailing this dude out now that Ricky is hurt.BSmack wrote:Not enough to know who's winning and losing up there. But enough to know that they've already started playing. Seen any news stories on Ricky Williams in say the last 3 months?jtr wrote:You follow the CFL?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:03 pm
http://www.13thman.com/ some of the people on this board would probably praise him like they praise Warren Moon http://www.13thman.com/cheers/viewtopic ... arren+moon
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:07 pm
Not very good running backs are common among CFL teams anyway if they aren't on NFL squads anyway right? Half of the CFL team rosters consist of Div i-aa players or other american college players that were never given a chance in the NFL. Eric Crouch is a QB up there while in the NFL he was only allowed to be a WR cause of his size. Joe Smith is a running back up there he was tremendously talented coming out of Georgia Tech as far as I remember, I don't know what happened to his NFL chance.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:15 pm
Clarett wasn't even that good anymore. We're talking about a guy who didn't even make it to final cutdowns with the Broncos after being drafted in the 3rd round. A guy whose combine workouts were a running joke around the NFL all last summer. In short, he's let himself go and he's racked up a shitload of baggage in the form of warrants. Were there ANY interest from the CFL in Clarett, it would have happened before the season started, not now.jtr wrote:Not very good running backs are common among CFL teams anyway if they aren't on NFL squads anyway right? Half of the CFL team rosters consist of Div i-aa players or other american college players that were never given a chance in the NFL. Eric Crouch is a QB up there while in the NFL he was only allowed to be a WR cause of his size. Joe Smith is a running back up there he was tremendously talented coming out of Georgia Tech as far as I remember, I don't know what happened to his NFL chance.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:17 pm
Frankly, MC had a date with this Destiny sharpie'ed in for a while now...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:34 pm
I agree he is destined for the penile code football team. Should be good matchup with some of the bengals and lawrence phillips on the opposing squad.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:24 pm
I initially thought that jess was actually being witty and making a play on words.jtr wrote:I agree he is destined for the penile code football team. Should be good matchup with some of the bengals and lawrence phillips on the opposing squad.
Then, I read this again, thought about who and what Jess is, and isn't, and realized that he is just too stupid for words.
Brilliant.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:30 pm
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:32 pm
I saw that thread. After reading that and then jess' last post in this one, I realized that he is a mongoloid.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:34 pm
and he
wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that
no one knew
wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that
no one knew
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:35 pm
But it's good to know that Hollywood hires the handicapped.Invictus wrote:I saw that thread. After reading that and then jess' last post in this one, I realized that he is a mongoloid.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:22 pm
News reports in C-Town are saying he was picked up less than a block away from the guys house, who was gonna testify against him in the armed robbery trial.
Re: So much talent pissed away....
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:31 pm
He has been convicted of what?Jsc810 wrote: But to go from star to street criminal in a few short years, well, it is sad.
Re: So much talent pissed away....
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:11 pm
Not the point.Moving Sale wrote:He has been convicted of what?Jsc810 wrote: But to go from star to street criminal in a few short years, well, it is sad.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:12 pm
I didn't think it was possible, but this shit has gotten even wierder.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?id=2545078
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?id=2545078
So it all makes sense, all the contriteness, all the thank-yous, all the quasi-goodbyes. If someone was coming after Maurice Clarett, that meant someone was coming after his baby girl. And if someone was coming after his baby girl, he was going to do anything he could to stop it. If that meant carrying four guns and wearing a bulletproof vest, so be it. Maybe, Tuesday night, he knew it was over. Maybe that's why he told me, "I'm a young man going through stress. I'm a person who was scheduled to make millions and didn't make 'em."
The more I think about it, maybe he'd decided Tuesday night was the night to tell everyone how he felt, his last chance for a confessional.
And now he's in maybe the safest, best place for him.
The slammer.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:41 pm
That goes a long way toward explaining why Jess is still awaiting his first speaking line. Remember, they never let Pamela Anderson have a whole lot of lines in Baywatch, either.Invictus wrote:I saw that thread. After reading that and then jess' last post in this one, I realized that he is a mongoloid.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18EFoowpGo0Terry in Crapchester wrote:That goes a long way toward explaining why Jess is still awaiting his first speaking line. Remember, they never let Pamela Anderson have a whole lot of lines in Baywatch, either.Invictus wrote:I saw that thread. After reading that and then jess' last post in this one, I realized that he is a mongoloid.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:27 pm
Rip City
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:30 pm
Thank God I’ve never posted any pictures of myself on the internet.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:30 pm
That looked totaly unfamilar. Is that a television show? B Movie?jtr wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18EFoowpGo0Terry in Crapchester wrote:That goes a long way toward explaining why Jess is still awaiting his first speaking line. Remember, they never let Pamela Anderson have a whole lot of lines in Baywatch, either.Invictus wrote:I saw that thread. After reading that and then jess' last post in this one, I realized that he is a mongoloid.