Maurice in trouble...color me shocked

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Maurice in trouble...color me shocked

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There goes any hope for Clarett's "Outstanding Citizen" award......

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2544230

hmmm.....carrying loaded guns wearing a bullet proof vest, half bottle of Vodka.....mace, spike strips, blown tires.....

why Shannahan ever let him go I'll never know.....
get out, get out while there's still time
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trots?

Dick 1

Your 2nd Dick
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You forgot to mention the hatchet.

Funny thing is he's looking better now than he did at the NFL combine.

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Who knows, he might even be able to break 4.7 in the 40.
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m2 wrote:trots?

Dick 1

Your 2nd Dick
What kind of message boards are you linking us to? Cul de Sac and College Football? No thanks, bub.
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m2 wrote:trots?
yeah, if I could send you there I would....

hey, just out of curiousity I'm still waiting for an answer to the question I posed to you earlier.....

how did you find that fake listing for KC Paul on that dating website? The only way you could have stumbled on it is for you to have been searching for some kind of a man to man relationship......

care to explain.....

m2 non-response to follow.....
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Felix wrote:
m2 wrote:trots?
hey, just out of curiousity I'm still waiting for an answer to the question I posed earlier.....

how did you find that fake listing for KC Paul on that dating website? The only way you could have stumbled on it is for you to have been searching for some kind of a man to man relationship......

care to explain.....
It's rather complicated.

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m2 wrote:
It's rather complicated.

Google is your friend.
why would you be googling the name KC Paul?

you got a "thing" for him....
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Red wrote:What kind of message boards are you linking us to? Cul de Sac and College Football? No thanks, bub.
Just curious -- where do you think NFL players come from?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Red wrote:What kind of message boards are you linking us to? Cul de Sac and College Football? No thanks, bub.
Just curious -- where do you think NFL players come from?
The draft. :meds:
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Clarett plans to play for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen
Bwaaaaahaaaa,
sounds appropriate.

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Mauriceus must have taken the red pill.

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If this guy had a mind to lose it is officially gone.
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Police use Mace on Clarett, arrest him after chase
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Instead of reading him his Miranda Rights, they read him BahBah Black Sheep
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