T1B

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:50 pm**

I'm starting to get really antsy.

Bellagio and Wynn.

The good news is, its just going to be the two of us.

We're going to have a big party over Labor Day weekend for family and friends.

I seriously can't wait, although I HATE hot weather, and I know its going to be scorching there. Yuck.

Edit:

Sorry, does this adhere to policy rules?

There, policy adhered to.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:51 pm**

:thePolicy:

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:52 pm**

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:57 pm**

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:58 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:I'm starting to get really antsy.

There are some fine antibiotic creams that can help with that.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:00 pm**

BSmack wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:I'm starting to get really antsy.
There are some fine antibiotic creams that can help with that.

:D That made me laugh.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:05 pm**

now, if you can work on the text portion of your posts, you'll be on the right track

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:08 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:now, if you can work on the text portion of your posts, you'll be on the right track

Is it just me or does this one somehow bear a striking resemblance to Joan Cusack?

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:31 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:now, if you can work on the text portion of your posts, you'll be on the right track

Miracle thread is in the Theology forum, I suggest you start there. :wink:

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:33 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:now, if you can work on the text portion of your posts, you'll be on the right track
Miracle thread is in the Theology forum, I suggest you start there. :wink:

:D
When are you going to change your avatar back, anyway?

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:37 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Miracle thread is in the Theology forum

I thought it was in the Cooking Forum?

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:46 pm**

No Dins,
I dropped those lyrics here ...

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... c&start=25

War Dudes needing a Miracle and having good liquid to trade!

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:07 pm**

tomas likes lkpick.

You mockable sinners would do well to follow his example.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:09 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:tomas likes lkpick.

You mockable sinners would do well to follow his example.

I think everyone does, secretly.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:10 pm**

Cult of Tomas Oracle?

I'm going to reserve judgement of this troll until I get REALLY fucking stoned.

Might make for some giggles.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:11 pm**

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:28 pm**

YIKE!

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:32 pm**

Dinsdale says mean things to people far in excess of what can be considered cool. He is the best at making people feel bad about themselves.

Therefore, Dinsdale is the anti-tomas

{cue psycho stabbing sound effect}

Judge though he may, it is not within the capabilities of Dinsdale_Pirhana to make me feel bad about myself. I have seen the light of the coolness of tomas.

And tomas would rank Sirfindafold's pic something off the meter.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:35 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:

And tomas would rank Sirfindafold's pic something off the meter.

Tough call....I'm going with 2-1.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:52 pm**

You make people feel bad. That stuff you said about buc and katy made a chernobyl occur.

I'll keep your illin' effects at bay by trying to spread the kind of kindness practiced by tomas.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm**

Careful there, oracle. By mentioning that, you could get me banned again.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:08 pm**

You didn't do anything. That was all Dinsdale, you were just caught up in the maelstrom of entangling negativity.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:09 pm**

Brought to you by the letter G.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:13 pm**

What the hell are you talking about?

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:14 pm**

Funny...lk_hick thinks some male model is gonna lay the pipe to her in Vegas because "What happens in Vegas...Stays in Vegas."

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:16 pm**

IndyFrisco wrote:Funny...lk_hick thinks some male model is gonna lay the pipe to her in Vegas because "What happens in Vegas...Stays in Vegas."

Dude, why would you even go there? I'm getting married in Vegas. This means I won't be getting laid at all.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:18 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:That stuff you said about buc and katy made a chernobyl occur.

Yeah, I'm kinda epic like that.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:22 pm**

Answer the question, lk_Claire.

Yes Dinsdale we know you are the Emperor of the darkside and all that but instead of wielding the pimphand so heavily it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:Answer the question, lk_Claire.

Color me retarded. What was the question?

Yes Dinsdale we know you are the Emperor of the darkside and all that but instead of wielding the pimphand so heavily it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:28 pm**

The question is: what do you mean by "brought to you by the letter G"?

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:29 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

You don't really want to get me started, do you?

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:31 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:The question is: what do you mean by "brought to you by the letter G"?

Oh, I have last night's Last Comic Standing on.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:39 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:
Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:Answer the question, lk_Claire.

Color me retarded. What was the question?

Yes Dinsdale we know you are the Emperor of the darkside and all that but instead of wielding the pimphand so heavily it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:42 pm**

Shoo.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:42 pm**

You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

You finally took my hand
You finally took my hand
It took a nip of gin
But you finally
took my hand
You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Mama don't approve
Mama don't approve
Daddy says he's the best in town
And mama don't approve
You can't afford no ring
You can't afford no ring
I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

Baby's on its way
Baby's on its way
Say I do and kiss me quick
'Cause baby's on its way

I shouldn't be wearing white and you can't afford no ring

DC

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:44 pm**

Speaking of rings, I gotta remember to bring the digital camera in from the Aviator. My ring kinda kicks total ass. Platinum is sooooooo better than gold.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

You don't really want to get me started, do you?

You don't have an off button anyway, so there's no question involved.
You bring the violence to a whole new level.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:47 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote:Speaking of rings, I gotta remember to bring the digital camera in from the Aviator. My ring kinda kicks total ass. A busch Beer tab is sooooooo better than gold.

FTFY

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:49 pm**

Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Cult of tomas Oracle wrote:it would have been cool to be nice and congratulate them on their marriage plans.

You don't really want to get me started, do you?

You don't have an off button anyway, so there's no question involved.
You bring the violence to a whole new level.

But its funny. Mean as hell, but funny.

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:08 pm**

lk_pick1 wrote: I'm getting married in Vegas. This means I won't be getting laid at all.

Much to the new hubbies immense sense of relief, I'm sure.

Or is "getting married" and "not getting laid" an oxymoron?

Please tell me that you bought a one way ticket only.

T1B

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