Barren Down The Hatches Poptart!
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:56 am
Yikes!
Yikes!
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Yikes!
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:58 am
That's some Autumn Wind.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:59 am
Yeah and sliver me timbers while yer at it.
I tihnk it's safe to say we won't be seeing you in "pirates of the caribbean 3 - revenge of the jewfro", Jess.
I tihnk it's safe to say we won't be seeing you in "pirates of the caribbean 3 - revenge of the jewfro", Jess.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:28 am
That might send him to Dennis Jones' locker.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:33 am
I just want to hang out in the crows next.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:34 am
I KNEW I was fucked in the ass when JCT ran me from the United States.
Damn this ..........
Look, I can't understand a damn thing I hear on the news reports here, Jess, so I'm countin' on YOU to see me through this crisis.
I live not far from Seoul.
If Maria, Bopha, or Saomai come 'barren' down on me, my plan is to ejaculate to China.
Keep me updated, friend.
ty
Damn this ..........
Look, I can't understand a damn thing I hear on the news reports here, Jess, so I'm countin' on YOU to see me through this crisis.
I live not far from Seoul.
If Maria, Bopha, or Saomai come 'barren' down on me, my plan is to ejaculate to China.
Keep me updated, friend.
ty
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:49 am
Yo Ho Ho's
It's a Private's Wife for me.
It's a Private's Wife for me.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:51 am
I hope the Typhus misses poptat's hooch.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:56 am
Harry Morgan was a bad ass pirate.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:57 am
No way poptart emasculates the Chinese, they are born with bad jeans.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:58 am
"Tart is going to be the next Mow Say Tongue
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:29 am
...you mean Sherman T Porter???JCT wrote:Harry Morgan was a bad ass pirate.
'tart will be the next Dong Hyung No.....btw.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:10 am
Hey Jess wasn' t the name of that shitty-ass sardine can of a car you bought a pontiac sun glint?
Well if it was stolen recently I have good information it's on the way towards poptarts place.
Yo, ho and a bottle of Dum.
Well if it was stolen recently I have good information it's on the way towards poptarts place.
Yo, ho and a bottle of Dum.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:52 am
Pop if someone name Dong tries to sell you a dingy boat cracken thar bone for rum before you decide,
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:31 pm
Avast, ye weighty!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:45 pm
Too many RACKS to be doled out in this here thread.
'Aaaaargh and raise the Jahhry Lodger
'Aaaaargh and raise the Jahhry Lodger
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:09 pm
Rack JCT, e, Y2K and R-Jack. Unrack Roach.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:13 pm
You sayin' my asian pilate wasn't cool ? Fine then.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:01 pm
Though Roach may have let the cat out of the bag, I don't think Jess can whether this storm.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:25 pm
Are those considered topical stores or Thai phones?
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:15 pm
Why do you haight America?
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:34 pm
Want me to come over there and kick your ashbury?socal wrote:Why do you haight America?
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:53 pm
Turn on, tune in, and draw pout.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:07 pm
Timothy Reary's dead
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:25 pm
I would have gone with "ointments" rather than "stores" but still, it was funny.Mikey wrote:Are those considered topical stores or Thai phones?
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:48 pm
A W Cohen post is rare
do ya know what i'm sayin to you?
(I think I got involuntarily quit from The Band.net, btw)
Jess, you are a fucking waist of space. You aren't worth the thyme of day. I wouldn't even piss on yew if you were on fire. Get cancer and dye.
do ya know what i'm sayin to you?
(I think I got involuntarily quit from The Band.net, btw)
Jess, you are a fucking waist of space. You aren't worth the thyme of day. I wouldn't even piss on yew if you were on fire. Get cancer and dye.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:12 am
Whatever happened to Biggie, anyway?helmet wrote:A W Cohen post is rare
do ya know what i'm sayin to you?
(I think I got involuntarily quit from The Band.net, btw)
Jess, you are a fucking waist of space. You aren't worth the thyme of day. I wouldn't even piss on yew if you were on fire. Get cancer and dye.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:47 am
Wow you're really dumb.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:32 am
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:59 am
Thanks for the heads-up, Jess.
My hatches are bare.
My hatches are bare.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:12 pm
I always enjoy starting the day with a good "barren down the hatches" post.
It's probably also a good idea to man the fo'shizzle mast.
Uncle Fess, 1st Mate
It's probably also a good idea to man the fo'shizzle mast.
Uncle Fess, 1st Mate
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:14 pm
And to think we almost made it a month before this shitassed thread got bumped.
Rip City
Rip City
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Fucking Archive this thread. An absolute classic - BODE to all for a great job. I'm jellyous