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(!)I booked another national commercial this time with (!)
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 pm
by jtr
Meet the new Vonage guy! I booked a national ad for them yesterday, shooting it on Monday with my future wife
http://www.lindaoneil.com yes I will be playing my prototypical stupid fucker role when, while seated next to miss oneil in her ferrari I tell her I don't know where the relationship is heading and then while getting out of the car I get hit in the head by a orange vonage box. I then come to my senses and take the box and the girl and live happy. Met her today at the fitting and she seemed impressed in my resume of current commercials.
http://www.hotrod.com/113_0312_miss_3_z.jpg
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:12 pm
by Tom In VA
RACK
And RACK Linda's site with the link labelled .... "Enter LindaONeil".
I'd love to.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:13 pm
by jtr
Any tips for not blowing it when she in my lap?
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:14 pm
by Tom In VA
jtr wrote:Any tips for not blowing it when she in my lap?
Dog, if I had models landing in
MY lap, do you think I'd be posting here ?
Sorry, you'll have to figure this one out on your own. Then come back and give US the answer.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:31 pm
by Rich Fader
jtr wrote:Any tips for not blowing it when she in my lap?
Anesthetic cream on your junk?
:D
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:39 pm
by Jack
She seems like a very nice girl,jess!! I hope she treats you kindly!
I will be looking for you on TV!!
You don't deserve a rack for this... because you have already been given one... Enjoy her Rack!! and camel toe too!!
http://www.lindaoneil.com/audio/LindaRatedR.mp3
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:14 pm
by jtr
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:31 pm
by the_ouskull
I say you just drop the, "hey, what are you doing after this shoot?" line on her. Maybe she'll be in a horny mood and say, "you." If all else fails, put Viagra in her drink between takes.
...and yours... :D
the_ouskull
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:43 am
by XXXL
Rock n Roll
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:43 am
by Luther
Rip City
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:58 am
by War Wagon
^^^Reason why I even bothered clicking on this thread.
Rack Luth.
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:52 am
by Trampis
Oh My!,O mi!,Oh Mei!
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:48 am
by JCT
Like her hatch would ever get barrened by jess.
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:48 am
by Shoalzie
Good luck with that J...
Re: (!)I booked another national commercial this time with (
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:58 pm
by Atomic Punk
jtr wrote:Met her today at the fitting and she seemed impressed in my resume of current commercials.
Kind of like going to a strip club ain't it?
Anyway, enjoy the rub.
Re: (!)I booked another national commercial this time with (
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:07 pm
by smackaholic
jtr wrote:Met her today at the fitting and she seemed impressed in my resume of current commercials.
So, she's impressed, or atleast feigns being impressed at your adeptness at being a piss mop.
rack you, I guess.
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:29 pm
by Diogenes
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:53 pm
by ND Funk Cake
OUTSTANDING! She is certainly one hot POA.
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:50 pm
by Diogenes
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:53 pm
by pron
jtr, you might want to ask what is her price, you might be able to buy you a taste.
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:06 pm
by War Wagon
Jess can't afford that.
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:38 am
by Raoul Duke
jtr wrote:Any tips for not blowing it when she in my lap?
"Ma'am, I'd like to apologize in advance if I become sexually aroused while you are in my lap. I would also like to apologize if I don't."
Get her laughing is the key.
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:12 pm
by PSUFAN
JCT wrote:Like her hatch would ever get barrened by jess.
bwaahahaha
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:24 pm
by jtr
check out my current starmeter ranking, according to it this week im more popular than Hitler!
5001/7,160 Patricia Routledge Actress 77 Girl Stroke Boy
5002/16,280 Anne Byrne Hoffman Actress 62 Why Would I Lie? $49.5M $45.7M
5003/5,105 Ken Marino Actor 37 Diggers $15.2M $182K
5004/10,661 Khalil Kain Actor 41 Complete Guide to Guys $12.9M $365K
5005/5,975 Brian Bonsall Actor 24 Blank Check $17M $30.6M
5006/4,663 Ray Bolger Actor Just You and Me, Kid $14.8M $14.8M
5007/4,625 Shawn Christian Actor 40 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover $3.06M $3.06M
5008/4,535 Jimmie Walker Actor 59 Plump Fiction $64.6M $37.3K
5009/4,614 Savanna Samson Actress 38
5010/5,191 LeAnn Rimes Self 23 Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde $35.5M $20M
5011/15,469 Mikey Day Actor 26 Bar Starz
5012/4,426 Joan Severance Actress 47 Last Sunset $40.6M $71M
5013/4,443 Jimmy Kimmel Self 38 Danny Roane: First Time Director $43.2M $75.4M
5014/5,052 Diana Scarwid Actress 50 Local Color $23.8M $5.76M
5015/5,752 Jesse Heiman Actor 28 10 Items or Less $53.6M $17M
5016/5,183 Billy Burke Actor 39 The Fallen $28.3M $74.5M
5017/4,699 Justina Machado Actress 33 Little Fugitive $31M $21.2M
5018/5,063 James DuMont Actor 41 War of the Worlds $88.5M $234M
5019/4,137 Jordy Masterson Actor 20 The 40 Year Old Virgin $109M $109M
5020/5,357 Valeri Bure Self 32
5021/4,398 Dustin Nguyen Actor 43 The Rebel $11.3M $259K
5022/4,611 John M. Jackson Actor 56 West of Brooklyn $28.9M $20.4M
5023/7,922 Andrea Berloff Writer World Trade Center $7.8M $7.8M
5024/5,028 Jane Alexander Actress 66 Mama/M.A.M.A. $37.9M $129M
5025/2,696 Zak Charles Knutson Actor 32 Clerks II $27.7M $22.3M
5026/4,367 Soon-Yi Previn Actress 35 Scenes from a Mall $16.7M $426K
5027/3,308 Chris Sanders Actor Lilo & Stitch $192M $146M
5028/3,884 Mark Metcalf Actor 60 The Legend Trip $26.3M $10.2M
5029/5,817 Jazzie Mahannah Actress The Incredibles $98.9M $261M
5030/4,035 Meredith Vieira Self 52 The Stepford Wives $59.5M $59.5M
5031/5,362 Ricky Nelson Actor Bad Santa $30.3M $60.1M
5032/4,325 Jennifer Syme Actress Ellie Parker $5.51M $7.22M
5033/2,866 John Jarratt Actor 55 Rogue $8.14M $16.2M
5034/4,741 John Cameron Mitchell Actor 43 Shortbus $2.66M $592K
5035/4,369 Sunrise Adams Actress 23
5036/4,929 Bruno Ganz Actor 65 Baruto no gakuen $8.92M $5.5M
5037/5,048 Shelley Morrison Actress 69 Shark Tale $54M $161M
5038/32,706 Mi Grönlund Self 34 Addiction
5039/5,901 Deanna Casaluce Actress 20
5040/7,392 Pamela Stephenson Actress 56 Ghosts CAN Do It $60M $60M
5041/4,585 Alice Greczyn Actress 20 Shrooms $45.5M $80.3M
5042/4,469 Joe Johnston Self 55 Hidalgo $131M $67.3M
5043/4,875 Bill Cobbs Actor 71 Retirement $26.4M $17.5M
5044/5,392 Anita Ekberg Actress 74 Lost in Translation $16.1M $44.6M
5045/4,670 Shin Koyamada Actor 24 Constellation $111M $111M
5046/5,230 Angell Conwell Actress 23 Confessions $17.6M $13.9M
5047/4,996 Andrea Savage Actress 33
5048/5,090 Lambert Wilson Actor 48 Anniversaire, L' $50.2M $68.6M
5049/4,843 Adolf Hitler Self The Elusive Corporal
5050/8,424 Jody Thompson Actress 30 Head Over Heels $42.7M $10.4M
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:48 pm
by PSUFAN
ah yes...the goal of every young jewfro is to surpass Adolf on the starmeter ranking. Next up...Idi Amin?
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:24 am
by titlover
she's ugly.
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:28 am
by PSUFAN
Ugly?
whatever, man...
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:17 pm
by titlover
PSUFAN wrote:Ugly?
whatever, man...
tr00l3d.
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:02 pm
by Atomic Punk
Rack Jimmie Walker!
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:03 pm
by jtr
STAR
meter Name Profession Age News Latest Release Average Title
Gross (US) Latest Known
Title Gross
4852/4,939 Gene Tierney Actress The Pleasure Seekers $2.5M $2.5M
4853/4,797 Kath Soucie Actress 39 Curious George $59.6M $58.3M
4854/4,207 Marie Osmond Self 46 Goin' Coconuts
4855/4,627 Lyndsy Fonseca Actress 19 Intellectual Property
4856/5,370 Joe Flaherty Actor 65 Summerhood $33.5M $84.1M
4857/5,353 Michael Showalter Actor 36 Griffin and Phoenix $47.1M $182K
4858/4,043 Jake Sandvig Actor 19 Sky High $45.5M $63.9M
4859/3,570 Justin Bihag Self
4860/4,596 Alice Evans Actress 35 Hollywood Dreams $16.7M $16.1K
4861/13,832 Michael Bollner Self 47 Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
4862/4,972 Paul Winfield Actor Second to Die $29.7M $128K
4863/4,682 Barbara Alyn Woods Actress I Downloaded a Ghost $7.62M $32.8M
4864/4,585 Mark Valley Actor 41 Rockin' the Corps: An American Thank You $18.8M $15M
4865/4,004 Mia Tyler Self Don't Stand So Close to Me $45.5M $45.5M
4866/5,179 Carmen Llywelyn Actress Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $27.7M $30.1M
4867/25,125 Daniele Liotti Actor 34 The Inquiry $280K $280K
4868/4,962 David S. Goyer Writer The Flash $55.6M $205M
4869/4,914 Ken Jenkins Actor 65 The Sum of All Fears $31.7M $118M
4870/4,228 Michael Massee Actor Catwoman $34M $40.2M
4871/7,286 Ty Hodges Actor 25 Material Girls $22.6M $79.4K
4872/6,037 Bipasha Basu Actress 27 Omkara $573K $790K
4873/4,744 David Hayter Actor 37 Watchmen $154M $215M
4874/4,600 Ian Fleming Writer Die Another Day $60.6M $160M
4875/8,104 Steven Crowder Actor 19 Arthur's Missing Pal
4876/5,200 Kirby Morrow Actor 32 Inuyasha the Movie 4: Fire on the Mystic Island $4.28M $7.31M
4877/9,560 David Copperfield Self 49 Prêt-à-Porter $2.95M $43.2K
4878/7,965 Adam Hicks Actor 13 How to Eat Fried Worms $30.7M $61.1M
4879/6,471 Dorothy Malone Actress 81 Basic Instinct $118M $118M
4880/5,593 Adrienne Wilkinson Actress 28 Reflections
4881/5,013 Jesse Heiman Actor 28 10 Items or Less $53.6M $17M
4882/6,208 Mike Binder Actor 47 Man About Town $27.5M $18.8M
4883/4,750 Donald Trump Self 60 Marmalade $49.5M $93.3M
4884/4,838 Kate Burton Actress 48 Lovely by Surprise $22.9M $3.63M
4885/5,451 Carole Bouquet Actress 49 Un ami parfait $7.67M $672K
4886/4,658 Bruce Spence Actor 60 Solo $100M $18.6M
4887/5,154 Andrew Seeley Actor 24 Complete Guide to Guys
4888/4,917 Ami Dolenz Actress 37 Mr. Id $11M $199K
4889/4,690 Gwendoline Yeo Actress Night Skies $4.18M $4.18M
4890/4,886 Russell Means Actor 66 Intervention $47.5M $464K
4891/6,951 Herb Edelman Actor Cops n Roberts
4892/5,095 David Garrison Actor 54 Creepshow
4893/4,287 Josh Pais Actor 42 Unconscious $36.9M $1.17M
4894/4,896 Sandrine Holt Actress 33 Sam's Lake $10.6M $50.7M
4895/8,884 Will Rothhaar Actor 19 Love Is the Drug $25.6M $43.9M
4896/5,510 Angela Featherstone Actress 41 Love Hollywood Style $22.8M $14.5K
4897/2,167 Aubrey O'Day Self
4898/6,370 Anthony Shaffer Writer Sommersby $18.6M $50.1M
4899/4,305 Dabbs Greer Actor 89 The Green Mile $39.4M $137M
4900/7,331 Clark Johnson Actor 51 The Sentinel $30.4M $36.3M
4901/4,779 Merlin Santana Actor Showtime $37.9M $37.9M
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:22 pm
by jtr
Adrienne Wilkinson the woman above me.
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:24 pm
by jtr
e wrote:according to that second list, you're more popular than donald trump. more people like you than like donald trump? in what world was this list compiled?
It's based on people going to my page on the imdb.com, that's all.
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:29 pm
by Mister Bushice
in what world was this list compiled?
Jesse Heiman Actor 28 10 Items or Less.
I'll take "people who use the express lane at the supermarket" for $1000, alex
5015/5,752
Total number of times Jesse has accessed his own page/Total page accesses
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:48 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Total number of times Jesse has accessed his own page/Total page accesses
That, and total number of times T1B posters have accessed his page with the intent of gathering smack fodder.
Uhhh, not that I've done that or anything.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:11 am
by Jack
jess,
My first response when I saw your pics (!)
was I want to be that blonde chick, followed by I want to be that creamy milk,
Then Diogenes posted and..
I swore that I wanted to be that couch or better yet, that mesh she is wearing and then the bed and finally I want to be her Right hand 2nd and 3rd digits!!
Do us all a favor and prove how good an actor you can be....
GET THAT GIRL .. if only for 1 night!!
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:41 pm
by Dinsdale
jtr wrote:
^^^All that fancy paints as fair
(sup TWIS)
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:43 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Dinsdale wrote:jtr wrote:
^^^All that fancy paints as fair
(sup TWIS)
she takes her fan and throws it in the lions den*
(not much Dins, you?)
* Obviously, I'm a big
fan of Terrapin Station and have found this site
http://arts.ucsc.edu/gdead/agdl/gdhome.html to be rather insightful when deciphering lyrics and learning about thoughts and history behind the songs. Good stuff for the Dead Head crowd …
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:58 pm
by Dinsdale
I've been checking out the ucsc site a bunch lately(even though some of the Terrapin lyrics aren't quite right).
Was actually going to ask the Heads here if they knew any good discussion forums for Hunter's lyrics.
A person could spend a lifetime decyphering the vague yet clever literary/mythology/poetic refernces that he employs.
For myself, there's two songs that I've been giving thought to -- Terrapin(playing as I type-btw), and Franklin's Tower.
The Terrapin Suite, because there's just so much of it, from so many different eras and whatsuch. I'm of the belief that Lady With The Fan is a retelling of Carmen, taking some artistic liberties.
Using the first verse to invoke the Muse definitely sets the tone. And using a verse to reiterate that the Storyteller offers no judgement on the story, that he is but the messenger...brilliant.
And Franklin's Tower is notable, because it's the only song that Hunter has even remotely hinted at his meanings(no matter how vague). And that was only in response to someone else's commentary, and only after Jerry died. If one views it using the dictionary-definition of "franklin," it would seem that that tune just absolutely oozes American patriotism...essentially a "Happy Birthday America" message for the Bicentennial.
Hunter, to paraphrase(I think he'd be OK with it), essentailly says that any song "that delivers a clear, obvious message...sucks." Hunter believed the imagery conjured by music is unique to each indivudual listener, and to leave out the interperetation is to cheat the listener of unique imagery.
I agree.
But, I have been using "all that fancy paints as fair" to describe hotties lately. I've also been breaking out "strategy is my strength, not disaster" when I'm laying up on the golf course.
Maybe the next time I'm looking for a flamewar, I should start a thread entitled "Which of you to run me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?"
I can't figure out, if it's the end or beginning...
But the train's put its brakes on...
Best. Song. Evar.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:17 pm
by Dinsdale
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Good stuff for the Dead Head crowd …
And since we've hijacked this abomination of a thread...
Another one that's been in heavy rotation is the 1st Set, 8/21/93. Autzen Stadium. Probably the most awesome Bird Song I've ever heard. Find it, if you can. Starts shakey, goes nuts later...very representative of that day.
Maybe I'm biased, since I was there, grooving like a madman?
But that was truly a magical day, and the best concert I've ever seen, by a longshot. Started early, and there was unseasonable rain showers at the start. Somehow the collective knew they could overpower nature, and a guy next to me even said "once everyone wakes up all the way, the energy coming from this building will evaporate the rain before it can hit the ground." Second set, the band broke out a bunch of the catalog that dealt with "rain." Sure-a-freaking-nuff, the skies cleared. It was pretty freaking spiritual, or at least it was after about 7 doses.
That was just a killer, killer week. Eat, drink, and watch Jerry...forever.
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:18 pm
by Dinsdale
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:she takes her fan and throws it in the lions den
And I just caught a great visual of that chick getting Jess and his wanna-be competitor for King Geek to fight over her. THAT would make a great commercial. I have a feeling Jess would get slayed with a cardboard sword or something, though.
