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On Sunday, August 14, 2006, at 6:26 a.m., Southeast Precinct officers and members of the East County Vehicle Collision Team responded to a serious injury collision at the intersection of Southeast 12th Avenue and East Burnside Street.

Initial witness statements indicate that an Isuzu Rodeo, traveling northbound on Southeast 12th Avenue, collided with a TriMet bus traveling westbound on East Burnside Street.

The collision forced the Isuzu into a Ford Focus and Chrysler minivan that were stopped at a red light facing southbound on Southeast 12th Avenue.

During the collision, a 36-year-old male was ejected from the Isuzu. He then sustained life-threatening injuries when he struck the minivan after being ejected from the Isuzu.

After the person ejected from the Isuzu collapsed on the ground, 66-year-old Marvin Lewis, who was walking nearby at the time of the collision, took the victim's wallet from his pocket.

Arriving officers arrested Lewis and recovered the wallet. Lewis was arrested on one count of Theft in the Second Degree and transported to the Justice Center jail. The Identification Division will send out Lewis's photo as soon as it is available.

This investigation is continuing.

Geez, he was just trying to ID the victim...give him a break.
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The joke is the Rodeo is deemed the "Rolleo" as it is a top heavy vehicle. I'm sure Dins' extensive test drives and back-engineering would have been enough proof to the car owner that they fucked up on that purchase.

Rack the 66 y/o for getting a free meal in the slam.
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Atomic Punk wrote:The joke is the Rodeo is deemed the "Rolleo" as it is a top heavy vehicle.
I will rack that. My work vehicle broke down in Meth Bay OR a few years back, and I rented a fucking Rodeo to get home in.

Now I don't fuck around when driving home from a roadie, but that fucking piece of shit damn near got me a couple of times. A lot of body roll, very unstable vehicle. I turned the fucker in at the local Enterprise and told them to give me a safe vehicle.

What a fucking joke.
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mvscal wrote:You're the one who welcomes winos and stumblebums to your town. If only he had a job and place to live...right?

You've misunderstood some of my statements, either through your own fault, but more likely through faults on my end for not explaining further...


I meant "send us your white homeless people."
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Dinsdale wrote: I meant "send us your white homeless people."
Sup, Whiteysdale?
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