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5 Things going through my mind right now:

1. VO is good Whiskey - Fuck Sam's Club for discontinuing it
2. Paradise City - Where the Fuck is GNR
3. Sprint Car Racing kicks NASTARD Ass - Rack Donnie Schatz for winning Knoxville - Rack Lasoski for a hell of a show
4. Fuck HBO for cancelling Deadwood - Al Swearengen is the best charachter on TV
5. When I drink I say Fuck a lot


[stream]http://www.mygnr.com/midi/mid89333322334/paradise3.mid[/stream]

You do.

Admit MV........

Your penchant for replying to all things posted gives you away.

Take me down to the Reply City
Cuz' my takes are fresh
And your's are Shitty
Oh, won't you please read my take

10,000 Posts = mvscal est gros ennuyer à la maison la limace de limite

KC Scott wrote: VO is good Whiskey

Limbering up for the draft a bit early, eh?

Deadwood sucked ass.

Try watching Deadwood with the sound "on", Wags.

Damn tard........ You probably don't like the Sopranos either.

Just forget it and go watch "Snakes on a Plane"

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Some more Top 5 Shit

Top 5 Things on My TiVo
1. Deadwood
2. Entourage
3. Rescue Me
4. Pride & UFC
5. 30 Days (Rack Morgan Spurlock)

Rack Fuckin' TiVo

Top 5 MMA Fighters I'll Watch
1. Fedor Melechinko
2. Wandelei Silvia
3. Matt Hughes
4. Chuck Liddel
5. Rich Franklin

Fdor is a Bad Man.....

Top 5 Songs on my I pod Rotation
1. Paradise City
2. Master of Puppets
3. More Human than Human
4. The Immigrant Song
5. Dogs

Fuckin A....

Top 5 Stocks Under $5 to hold for 1 year
1. FNSR - Fiber Optics
2. TQNT - WiFi Semi Conductor
3. KRY - Copper & Gold Mining
4. BDCO - Oil and Gas Exploration
5. ARDI - Transportation Management Software

Buy a few share, don't look at 'em for 12 months and Thank Me Next Year

Top 5 things I don't have:
1. Tivo
2. Any interest in MMA
3. an I Pod
4. Stocks under $5
5. STD's

The phantorino wrote:Top 5 things I don't have:
1. Sex
2. Friends
3. A life
4. A clue
5. Board cred

FTFY.

Bwaahaa!1 God, you are SO funny. You changed what I wrote down!!

How about these 5 differences betwen you and I?
1. I have a face that boxer pups don't automatically puke over
2. I get it
3. I have fresh ideas ocasionally
4. I'm not a Amurrican shithead
5. I can write this without changing a quote

Top 5 Stocks Under $5 to hold for 1 year
1. FNSR - Fiber Optics
2. TQNT - WiFi Semi Conductor
3. KRY - Copper & Gold Mining
4. BDCO - Oil and Gas Exploration
5. ARDI - Transportation Management Software

Buy a few share, don't look at 'em for 12 months and Thank Me Next Year

Yeah... such fortunes have been made on penny stocks in high tech and resource extration.

How about these 5 differences betwen you and I?
1. I have a face that looks like a boxer's snatch.
2. I will never get it
3. I have fresh ideas never
4. I'm an Amurrican troll.
5. I can't write a quote of my own.

OK let's start this again. Lesson 1:
Changing a quote is the most simplistic, childish thing you can do amnd is the last resort of those with no intelligence. any more examples of it will only prove your lack skill at adult smack

Now do you get it, you retarded offspring of the sweepings from an abortion clinic floor?

FUCKING HUGE RACKS FOR "RESCUE ME!!!!!!"

Changing a quote is the most simplistic, childish thing you can do amnd is the last resort of those with no intelligence. any more examples of it will only prove your lack skill at adult smack

Well since you want to pull the " You can't change quotes card", then it must be OK to go to the spelling and English smack card.

amnd

Hmmm.... could be a keystroke error, or drug haze or maybe your just fucking stupid ??

your lack skill

yeah that makes a lot of fucking sense.....are you a fucking Chink or again , just stupid ??

simplistic, childish thing

How about inserting an "and" where it is needed ??

You too busy swallowing that priests load in the second grade to listen to the old nun in English class ??

Fucking trolls....

[/quote]You too busy swallowing that priests load in the second grade to listen to the old nun in English class ??

Fucking trolls....[/quote]

Fucking Catholic

The phantorino wrote:

You too busy swallowing that priests load in the second grade to listen to the old nun in English class ??

Fucking trolls....[/quote]

Fucking Catholic[/quote]

HTML much you fuckstick ??

You misunderstood you semen hole......you were sucking the priest off AFTER he fucked you in the ass.

Jesus Scott, could you be any fucking dorkier?

You're starting to make Rack Fu look like Class President.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jesus Scott, could you be any fucking dorkier?

Only if I were you

KC Scott wrote:Top 5 Songs on my I pod Rotation
...
4. The Immigrant Song
....

For some reason that song annoys the hell out of me...like some type of Batman show theme on acid.

I prefer "Friends" or "Out on the Tiles" from LZ3.

But to each his own...

KC Scott wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jesus Scott, could you be any fucking dorkier?

Only if I were you

Oh, great fucking googley moogley...


When a poster accuses you of being a dork, your best response was "I know you are, but what am I?"

Holy fucking shit.


Do you do the "I'm rubber, you're glue" bit for an encore?



Move over Van, I think you might have been dethroned. KC Scott might be enshrined in the same wing of the Hall of Dorks as Van, TiC, and Fu.

Dinsdale wrote:

KC Scott wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jesus Scott, could you be any fucking dorkier?

Only if I were you

Oh, great fucking googley moogley...


When a poster accuses you of being a dork, your best response was "I know you are, but what am I?"

Holy fucking shit.


Do you do the "I'm rubber, you're glue" bit for an encore?



Move over Van, I think you might have been dethroned. KC Scott might be enshrined in the same wing of the Hall of Dorks as Van, TiC, and Fu.

RACK


Feel like delving into your masochist side? Search his past posts for a treasure trove of mundane fucktardery that will have you comatose immediately.


In short, His posts are like accidentally walking into the bathroom while your dad is jacking off.........embarrassing for everyone involved.







Excellent thread-Congrats on snagging the fucking gold in the Tard Olympics, KC Triathlete.

I opened this thread yesterday and was spared that "song" because my Mac was having trouble playing media ... err, it was looking out for me, apparently.

That shit makes Paul Hardcastle or Jan Hammer seem like a virtuoso.

Is that "music" from a bad SNL parody, or a "fun" Mountain greeting card?


Y-i-k-e-s

If that's what VO does to someone ... uhh, not in.

RJ wrote:... accidentally walking into the bathroom while your dad is jacking off.........embarrassing for everyone involved.

Line of the week. RACK

whoever decided to do GNR elevator music needs to be added to the needs to die thread.

i like the song, then agian iave been drinking since eight in the morning.

bbqjones wrote:i like the song, then agian iave been drinking since eight in the morning.

No way I could be drunk enough to like that "song," bro.

Ok, maybe if you PM'd it to me, and I was on acid. Then I might laugh ... a LOT.

You missed your chance. And here you were, drinking this whole time. And me, not having any acid.

What's going on here?

wait for the cowbell*. it'lkjk freak you out


totally





z8*bit waiting for walken resets here boss.

bbqjones wrote:wait for the cowbell.

i meant whistle. what a crazy ride this is

Bwah

Now I'll have to go listen to "Crazy Train" hell, anything to wash my ears out. Although, not a lot of cowbell in that song.

bbq, what are your top 5 cowbell songs?

i havent been listneang to music lately. i watch alot of COPS, and CDUSA

im pretty sure 8am retarded.

bbqjones wrote:im pretty sure 8am retarded.

I don't remember that having cowbell in it. At least since I lived in San Antonio or Shawnee, Okla. But even in Shawnee, they had the decency to shut up their squealin. I was still awake.

bbq, name your top

1. Whistle songs
2. Horn songs
3. Screech songs
4. Hum songs
5. Blister songs

No particular order. Hey, you met Rove. You've got this in you. You know it, I know it. Spill it.

we had "game night"
at the house tlast night and we played a game like that rf. i consistantly had empty answer sheets and the ran outside to get a beer piss in the back yard cigareaeateet. im pretty sure youre questions are loadeed or yiou ar e cheating , just like the womesn last night. we called it a night after one kid had fourteen cookies and i think you should do the asme. same.

bbq, what are your favorite dog types?

Here are my dogs: Sammy on the L; Gabby on the R.




R~L Labs. Those aren't my cars though.

Dinsdale wrote:

KC Scott wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jesus Scott, could you be any fucking dorkier?

Only if I were you

When a poster accuses you of being a dork, your best response was "I know you are, but what am I?"

Agreed...... Not my best work.

But Really..... Is Mgoo actually worth much effort to begin with?

I guess when you average 14+ posts per day, every day of the fucking year,
I'm sure you build up a much greater body of work from which to call

Raydah James wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

RACK

Not Surprising to see my personnal ankle nibbler and Din's ball sack sycophant chime in.

Still using the rubber donut after our last confrontation?

Here's a reminder......



BTW - Your Tubby Hubby Paul got banned out of NFL - Aren't you gonna go protest?

And Just to save you the keystokes on your forthcoming reply

By the time Raydah James hits submit on his next post, these Buzzwords he will have wrote:
Shitty Wytching.....
You'r Boring.......
Leather Cheerio......

KC Scott wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

KC Scott wrote: Only if I were you

When a poster accuses you of being a dork, your best response was "I know you are, but what am I?"

Agreed...... Not my best work.

But Really..... Is Mgoo actually worth much effort to begin with?

I guess when you average 14+ posts per day, every day of the fucking year,
I'm sure you build up a much greater body of work from which to call

Raydah James wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

RACK

Not Surprising to see my personnal ankle nibbler and Din's ball sack sycophant chime in.

Still using the rubber donut after our last confrontation?

Here's a reminder......



BTW - Your Tubby Hubby Paul got banned out of NFL - Aren't you gonna go protest?

And Just to save you the keystokes on your forthcoming reply

By the time Raydah James hits submit on his next post, these Buzzwords he will have wrote:
Shitty Wytching.....
You'r Boring.......
Leather Cheerio......

Buwahahahahahahahaha!



--Nobody


The funniest thing about this thread so far? My RACK count compared to the "author" of this pathetic offering.

KC Scott wrote:Agreed...... Not my best work.

Thanks for readily admitting your A-Grade material is shit.

Not that there was ever any fucking doubt to begin with.



Your ability to make crayola scribbled shitpiles from a kneeling position is almost impressive........





Re-lubricate your lips, you tediously boring twat-those well excercised gums are about to get fucking worked.........again




Be back tommorrow to obliterate you........

bwahahahaha

jtr is a fat retarded piece of shit

KC Scott wrote:

By the time Raydah James hits submit on his next post, these Buzzwords he will have wrote:
Shitty Wytching.....
You'r Boring.......
Leather Cheerio......

Raydah James wrote:Your ability to make crayola scribbled shitpiles

OK - I'm off rolling - One for One out of the box

Raydah James wrote:you tediously boring

That's two for two - Impressive prognostication if I do say so

Raydah James wrote:The funniest thing about this thread so far? My RACK count compared to the "author" of this pathetic offering.

Damn........ How could I forget about RJ's narcissistic personality disorder?
What RJ thread is not complete without the self gratification he heaps upon himself?

Why doesn't Raiduh James Look at Porn when he jacks off?
He'd rather look in the mirror instead.

Well, I finished that round at a .667 clip so I'll just mark that as:

Raydah James wrote: Be back tommorrow to obliterate you........

Always the most impressive portion of James game...where he administers the coup de gras by threatening to destroy his nemesis at some later point in time. Of course, that never happens. It also never stops him from pounding his chest and keeping up the charade, because by golly, some poser like Magoo is probably impressed with the bellowing.

I see you working, James.

KC Scott, at least learn the fucking names of the fighters before putting them in your top 5, dick.

KC Scott wrote:

KC Scott wrote:

By the time Raydah James hits submit on his next post, these Buzzwords he will have wrote:
Shitty Wytching.....
You'r Boring.......
Leather Cheerio......

Raydah James wrote:Your ability to make crayola scribbled shitpiles

OK - I'm off rolling - One for One out of the box

Raydah James wrote:you tediously boring

That's two for two - Impressive prognostication if I do say so

Raydah James wrote:The funniest thing about this thread so far? My RACK count compared to the "author" of this pathetic offering.

Damn........ How could I forget about RJ's narcissistic personality disorder?
What RJ thread is not complete without the self gratification he heaps upon himself?

Why doesn't Raiduh James Look at Porn when he jacks off?
He'd rather look in the mirror instead.

Well, I finished that round at a .667 clip so I'll just mark that as:

Buwahahahaha......already prostituting your pedestrian repertoire even more by slapping it down a 2nd time in hopes of garnishing a new laugh-and failing miserably.

Also prognosticating that i'd call you out for sucking with prejudice....and did nothing to dispell it in that very fucking post.

Pure. Comedic. Gold.


You know what your problem is? You think you're actually worth a shit. You think that you're an asset. You even think you've got a shot at stepping up to me, you fucking sub par cunt.

Here's a newsflash: You arent, and cant, fuckmuppet. You have none of the necessary ingredients that it takes to make a readable and funny poster, and anyone who says differently is getting their vagslayer skin nearly vacuumed off under the table by your cock cozy.

The graphical jizzsicles you spit up simply cant cover your fucking ineptitude, and as redundant as it is to declare that you suck at this point, I simply cannot help myself as I laugh and pound you once again over your keyboard Hooverism.



On top of all that, you're a tri-lamb ass dork motherfucker in real life who has his third-string skolnick look alike humping my kneecap.


Simply put-you and your goof troop tards are utterly worthless.





That pain you're currently feeling?

My size 12 embedded again in between your assaulted fuckflaps.


No worries-as usual, it'll be over quick.



Face it, dumbfuck-This messageboard thing just isnt for you. Log the fuck out and stay that way-you dont deserve to post here, gimp.

Raydah James wrote:You know what your problem is? You think you're actually worth a shit.

Nah....... I really don't give that much thought at all

Here's a newsflash: You arent, and cant, fuckmuppet. You have none of the necessary ingredients that it takes to make a readable and funny poster, and anyone who says differently is getting their vagslayer skin nearly vacuumed off under the table by your cock cozy.

Simply put-you and your goof troop tards are utterly worthless

I notice a trend of folks who all share a laugh at the self inflated parody that is Raydah James.

That's some weird wacky stuff, huh?

On top of all that, you're a tri-lamb ass dork motherfucker in real life who has his third-string skolnick look alike humping my kneecap.

Tri Lamb? No thanks - I can't stand mutton

OK - Since you insisted on sharing all this with the board, through one bitch melt or another over the years,
I guess I'll smack you with this:

Thanks to your proclivity for exhibitionism we all know your first wife dumped you, My guess it's beacuse your balls shrank to raisins from too much Synthetic testosterone. Or it could be she got tired of trying to get you away from the mirror. Your horribly self convuluted in your religous beliefs, On one hand your all "Jesus loves me" on the other you sure talk about fag love and doing coke a lot. I think there may be some contardictions there. Your whole coker routine really cracks me up - how 1980's of you. Your "vocation" puts you in the lower statrosphere of society's pecking order. Here's a clue 'bout that; "Personnal training" won't make a down payment on a Port-a-Potty in SoCal. Maybe you can find some 50 yr. old broad to take you in, feed you some bark and kelp, fund your roids and spring for your next scalp lube in 3 months or 3,000 miles.

But I digress.......

The graphical jizzsicles you spit up simply cant cover your fucking ineptitude, and as redundant as it is to declare that you suck at this point, I simply cannot help myself as I laugh and pound you once again over your keyboard Hooverism.

OK, without further delay, here's tonight's Graphical Jizzsicle:

Face it, dumbfuck-This messageboard thing just isnt for you.

heh heh

Silly me for not checking back after having tossed the final scoop of dirt on your plot.......



As much as I’ve grown accustomed to cunt punching you endlessly and pissing in your face so that no one has to read that verbal tampon fluid of yours, I must say that this qualifies as excessive force. After leaving you in a wake of beatdown tard destruction, you proceed to trip all over your vagdrapes taking one final swing while making a fucking fool of yourself in here.


First, you fall flat on your tapioca target in a last gasp jpeg.

Yes, the one saving grace for Scott in between him spastically convulsing on his keyboard like i've set his balls on fire-and he throws this up:

KC Scott wrote:

Face it, dumbfuck-This messageboard thing just isnt for you.

heh heh

Fucking. Tears.




Then you toss an underhanded dribbler to the fucking plate masked as 'personal smack'

I mean, that load of uninteresting, disjointed dribble you posted-Not only did it punctuate your inability to smack, it doesn't make any fucking sense at all. The only thing you got semi-correct in your furious flailing was the fact that im divorced. BODE you, I guess-because nobody was aware of that before……

Dipshit.




After that latest bit of keying douchery, The better question is this KCPorkrind: Why would anyone choose to buy a home in the US’s version of Afghanistan with a population that is crippled by Crisco rather than buy in one of the most desirable and beautiful places in the nation: San Diego, Cali?



An entire board population is laughing at your worthless efforts-and im just bored of handing you your fucking teeth after my unleashed fuckjuice blaster pounds against your head.

Seriously, You're the posting equivalent of getting your dick caught in the fucking zipper.



Eject Scott-its painfully obvious that your best asset was me being on vacation for a few days. Lets hope your smart enough to let those fucking dents in your head heal before slamming it furiously into my boot yet again.