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Pete Carroll, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded little U$C sticker on the window.

"This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house like this up here."

Pete felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a Blue and Gold sidewalk, 50 ft tall flagpole with an script Cal flag, and in every window, pictures of Cal bear paws on the sides of football helmets and an oil painting of Jeff Tedford & family over the fireplace.

Pete looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been rated high in all papers, my school won 1 .49 national championships in football, I've coached multiple Heisman winners, and I've even beaten the Bears several times, and someday I hope to be in the Hall of Fame."

God asked, ""So what do you want to know Pete?"

Well, why does Jeff Tedford get a bigger and better house than I?"

God chuckled and said, "Pete, that's not Jeff's house. IT'S MINE!!




Honestly... Tennessee has some of the best fans I've ever come across!

I've gained a new respect for Tennessee and their fans over the last 6 months of posting with them.

After our game... I'll be pulling for these fine people all year long!

Very classy people... much to my suprise.

Believe the Heupel wrote:Holy Christ, m2, let me see if I can put this in terms you'd understand...

That joke is so old that it was originally about William the Conqueror and the Picts.

My bad... I guess I need to spend 23 hours a day on message boards.

Anyways... It's been a pleasure spending some of my free time posting with the fine fans from Tennessee.

It gave me a new look at the folkways of these fans. I've been very impressed.

m2,

Why are you such a tool?

l to r
Life, m2

Believe the Heupel wrote:

My bad... I guess I need to spend 23 hours a day on message boards.

Believe the Heupel
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m2
Total posts: 3208

Try again.

Ok

Show me where you've seen this this joke... which you've stated has been around since time began.

It shouldn't be that hard to bring it up.

Good luck.

Dude, the first time I saw that joke, it was written on the back of a parking ticket issued to Jesus Christ.

the_ouskull

the_ouskull wrote:Dude, the first time I saw that joke, it was written on the back of a parking ticket issued to Jesus Christ.

the_ouskull

Really?

How long has Tedford been Cal's coach?

You must live in dog years...

Thanks for playing.

Still waiting for a link to the joke that sooner fan has said has been around since time began.

In sooner time... I've just waited 300 years!

It shouldn't be this hard.

The Big Bang is on its way... you may want to hurry up. :wink:

Your board bitch? Sorry y'all, but he's our board bitch.

-- Volfan

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By the way... I'm still waiting for this oh so famous joke.


Sin,


The Mesozoic Era

Rack Kal for running you.

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Rack Kal for running you.

Link


Sin,


The Precambrian Era

I now realize God put m2ool here to make Kal look bad for me.

Jimmy Medalions wrote:I now realize God put mCool here to make California look bad for me.

Sin,


Jimmy Medallah

If you COULD link conversations though, how many of you would subscribe to mtool's conversation, just to be able to hear how much dumber he is in real life? I'd subscribe.

Link? What a fucking dipshit. Hey, mtool... I think you're a virgin. Prove, via a link since that's the be-all, end-all, that you're not. Go !!

the_ouskull

IN websters dictionary

dryfuck v. : m2OOL


holy shit it is amazing he has anything left of his innards, etc after the posts he has been slapped around in...

Wait, is't that joke used for teams that are considered rivals? I've heard ND/USC, ND/UofM, UofM/MSU and UofM/OSU. Never ND/BYU or UofM/BGSU. Weird.

Nice job, e.

I, too, heard the joke when I was a kid in the late 80s. However, I don't have a link to November 13, 1988 when I heard it. I guess I'm full of shit.

Just a head's up for you m2, it's the goal line and it's a local call.

I just opened this POS thread 5 mins ago and....

I can't believe this Cal guy wants documentation on that dribble of a joke.

Honest. mtool.. right..it is mtool?, that ain't unique to Cal.

Another thing I couldn't help but notice....
Dude calls out BtH to step away from his 23 hrs of post time, yet has NOTHING else going on, on a Sat. nite, but sit at his keyboard fanatizing a response.

I gotta feelin' the porn sites get a real work over in 'tool's crib.

I heard that joke when Ronnie Raygun was president.

When I heard that Joke here are some of the other things that were popular

MTV played music videos
Mini vans were not yet invented
The baddest personal computer was a Commadore
Michael Jackson was the shit with Thriller
Rappers didn't cuss
Miami Vice was the best show on Fridays
Cosby show was the best show on Thursday
OJ was jumping ropes for some car company
Cell phones were called phone booths
Vanna White was hot
BYU was winning the MNC
Tom Laundry was still coaching the Cowboys
Magic Larry and Michael were putting the NBA on the Map

I think you get the idea.

You left out, "Texas was still celebrating its "all white" championship. :D

the_ouskull

i think vito cut and pasted that from one of the racier posters at Soonertimes.

Tom Landry?

???

:D

the_ouskull